"the internet killed the video star "
[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]
an aph facebook fanfiction
DISCLAIMER:
Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.
I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".
Not much else to say, except enjoy.
The spellbook riddles were just a test. This is where the real brainteasers come in. (This is also where you learn how my mind works.)
session twenty-nine :: hero [skillet]
- saturday, september 5th
PROBLEM SOLVING:
answer :: Yong-Soo Im.
conclusion :: Amelia mentioned that over with her was her "Asian" friend. Out of the three (Yong-Soo, Laima and Elizabeta), only one of them is Asian, that one person being obviously Yong-Soo. The second clue is that there are two major groups that consist of five people: The Asians and the Nordics. Out of the Asians, the only one who doesn't appear in that chapter is Yong-Soo.
question :: What does nachalo mean?
hint :: This is easy, believe it or not. the first clue is google translate. I'm not telling you what language because it's mentioned in the story. The second clue is, if you go back and look over some of the chapters, you'll notice that Thanatos tends to call our Hacker by a certain name. Once you discover the meaning of this name, figuring out what Nachalo means is cake.
(Mobile) Amelia F. Jones: Is ready to rendezvous with Gilbert Beilschmidt, Ivan Braginski and Yao Wang.
[Ivan Braginski and 8 others like this]
Arthur Kirkland: You're doing what?
Ivan Braginski: Ameochka~! You forgot Matanya and Nikita!
Amelia F. Jones: Oh yeah.
Yao Wang: Nervous, Jones?
Amelia F. Jones: Please. And the sky is orange, Wang.
Yao Wang: Actually, it's sunrise. The sky IS orange.
[Matilda Williams and 15 others like this]
(Mobile) Amelia F. Jones: It ain't sunrise no more Yao!
Renate Edelstein: My IQ just dropped two points from reading that.
[Ludwig Beilschmidt and 2 others like this]
(Mobile) Feliciano Vargas: Yay~! Daytime! And ciao, Luddy~
Ludwig Beilschmidt: Good morning, Feliciano.
Feliciano Vargas: Oh, Luddy, just call me Feli~! Didn't I say you could?
Ludwig Beilschmidt: ... Fine. Feli. Good morning.
Feliciano Vargas: Yay!
Yao Wang: Alright, it's not. Still nervous?
Amelia F. Jones: Nope.
Ludwig Beilschmidt: What exactly are you two talking about?
Amelia F. Jones: No worries, Hasselhoff. We've got this. ;)
Lovino Vargas: HAHA.
(Mobile) Amelia F. Jones: Just wants it to be 8:00 already.
Arthur Kirkland: Why?
Amelia F. Jones: That's when the magic happens. ;)
Arthur Kirkland: You've been vague like this all day. Just tell me.
Amelia F. Jones: Nope. I refuse. XD
(Mobile) Andersen Densen: You better just stop trying, Arthur, 'cause you're not going to get a thing out of her.
Arthur Kirkland: Since when did you become an expert on Amelia?
Amelia F. Jones: I told you Andersen, he doesn't pay attention to a damn thing unless it deals directly with him.
Andersen Densen: Psh. I can't believe you were right about it though.
Amelia F. Jones: When am I NOT right?
Andersen Densen: Um, do we have to go there, Ame?
Amelia F. Jones: No. Don't go there. :D
Arthur Kirkland: Okay. When did YOU two get all friendly?
Amelia F. Jones: We dated last year. Jesus, Arthur, where have you BEEN?
Jeanette Bonnefoy: He was fondling a certain Canadian all last year. Where have YOU been?
Arthur Kirkland: From November to June is NOT "all last year".
Arthur Kirkland: But my, you certainly sound bitter about it.
[Lule Adnan and 7 others like this]
(Mobile) Hera Karpusi: Even I knew that though Arthur...
Lule Adnan: And you know Watermelon doesn't pay attention to ANYTHING.
Hera Karpusi: Bitch. My last name... for the last time... is not watermelon.
Lule Adnan: It means watermelon in Greek.
Hera Karpusi: Go sip on your haterade somewhere else...
Amelia F. Jones: HATERADE. Oh, I am SO using that! XD
Ivan Braginski || Matilda Williams: Matanya?
Matilda Williams: Ivan?
Ivan Braginski: How have you been?
Matilda Williams: Fine, thank you. Um... how about you?
Ivan Braginski: Could be worse, I suppose. ^^
Matilda Williams: I'm sorry...
Ivan Braginski: For what, Matanya?
Matilda Williams: F-For everything... mostly for earlier.
Ivan Braginski: I'm confused...
Ivan Braginski: Oh, Mathilde. Is that still bothering you? What I said to you?
Matilda Williams: More of what I said to you.
Ivan Braginski: No, no, no~! Don't worry about that! If I could hug you right now, I would...
Ivan Braginski: It's okay, Matanya. I actually deserved that. I was so mean to you.
Ivan Braginski: And I'll never do it again. Never, da?
Matilda Williams: Never?
Ivan Braginski: Never, Matanya~!
Matilda Williams: Oui. Never. :)
Ivan Braginski: Yay, you're happy again~! That's all I want, Matanya.
Ivan Braginski: Oh, wait. No, it's not. Are you about to go visit Nikita?
Matilda Williams: I'll be leaving soon to head that way.
Ivan Braginski: Good. ^^
Matilda Williams: And Ivan? Take care of my sister for me. Please?
Ivan Braginski: Hn~ of course, Matanya.
Chereneko Braginski || Yong-Soo Im: Hey, Yong-Soo.
Yong-Soo Im: Hey! What's going on?
Chereneko Braginski: Nothing much... It's been kinda quiet.
Yong-Soo Im: TOO quiet?
Chereneko Braginski: Actually, yeah... Wait a second.
Chereneko Braginski: I got a message from Nikita.
Yong-Soo Im: Wait. Isn't he in the hospital?
Chereneko Braginski: Yes, but ... he told me who the Hacker was.
Yong-Soo Im: You mean the guy stalking Aneki? Who is it? Who is it, da ze!
Chereneko Braginski: ... I kinda - it's hard to explain.
Yong-Soo Im: Who is it? So I can tell Aneki before he leaves!
Chereneko Braginski: Leaves, Yong-Soo?
Yong-Soo Im: Yeah! He and Ivan and Amelia and Gilbert are going to go track down the hacker!
Chereneko Braginski: NO! Yong-Soo, stop them! They can't go after him, he'll kill them all!
Yong-Soo Im: ... NOT MY ANEKI, DAMNIT.
Yong-Soo Im: Alright, Cherenkeo. Let's go stop this shit before it starts.
Chereneko Braginski: ... Okay. I - I'm just going to follow you, okay?
Gilbert Beilschmidt and 3 others have joined the group OPERATION: HACKER ATTACK.
(Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt: We needed a place to talk this over without APH members jumping down our throats.
(Mobile) Amelia F. Jones: Yeah, seriously. Arthur's been bugging me ALL DAY.
(Mobile) Yao Wang: Well then stop posting about it! You're the only one who has been!
Amelia F. Jones: ... On the plus side, Mattie just left to go with Nikita.
(Mobile) Ivan Braginski: Good. And you, Ame?
Amelia F. Jones: I'm about to go with whoever the hacker sent for me.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: So, one of the conditions was that Ivan goes to meet the Hacker, is that right?
Amelia F. Jones: Yes.
Ivan Braginski: Gilbert and I will do that. Yao will come with us, but he'll sneak around the back of the pool.
Yao Wang: Shi de. Also, Amelia will steal her companions cell phone and text me their number.
Ivan Braginski: Then you text that number to me while I take the Hacker's phone.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Ivan gives me the number and I send the text to Amelia's companion's phone, which he'll then have back.
Amelia F. Jones: The text will call off the hit and tell him to come back, there's been an emergency.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: He'll come back with you, and meanwhile, you tell Matilda that the hit has been called off.
Ivan Braginski: Matilda calls the police, and we quietly evacuate the scene.
Yao Wang: We really couldn't think of anything better? I mean, this really so much on chance... if one thing goes wrong, the whole plan is ruined.
Amelia F. Jones: I have to try.
Ivan Braginski: We don't have any other options at this point.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: It's all we've got.
Yao Wang: Well then. Amelia, get ready.
Amelia F. Jones: Hon, I was BORN ready.
Amelia F. Jones: And besides, the person's here.
Yao Wang: Damn! Hurry, let's move!
Ivan Braginski: Sir, yes, sir~!
Gilbert Beilschmidt: This is probably going to be the most fun I've EVER had. XD
(Mobile/Mobile) Nachalo Zima || Thanatos Winter: Than. It's me. I can't use Ivan's right now, he's online. So I made my own. Risky, but it'll do.
Thanatos Winter: Now HOW am I supposed to know that's you?
Nachalo Zima: Zima is how you pronouce Winter in Russian.
Nachalo Zima: You SPEAK Russian.
Thanatos Winter: Don't argue with me right now.
Thanatos Winter: I'm at Amelia's house now.
Nachalo Zima: Good. I'm at the pool, waiting for Ivan. :)
Thanatos Winter: Good. This'll be easy.
Nachalo Zima: Oh, so, so easy.
Nachalo Zima: Only thing is I have to get rid of Amelia too...
Thanatos Winter: I can do that.
Nachalo Zima: You can? Great. That just leaves me Chereneko, Wang Yao, and his father if all goes as planned.
Thanatos Winter: And his aunt.
Nachalo Zima: Only four people. I can handle it.
Nachalo Zima: Now, Than. Let's have some fun, shall we?
Thanatos Winter: YOU have some fun. Don't included me in this.
Nachalo Zima: Either way, it's going to be the most fun I've ever had. :)
(Mobile) special agent akane: Okay, now here's how the next TWO chapters are going to go, because they're going to be SLIGHTLY different than the norm when explaining situations like this. Since the members of OPERATION: HACKER ATTACK aren't going to be on Facebook, a third-party will be on Facebook, explaining what she sees. This third-person is someone you haven't met before, but, I'm pretty sure you'll like her. And no, I'm not going to say who it is, I'm keeping the suspense up. ^^
special agent akane: And of course, some of the other characters began following her posts, so there will be a FEW you don't know towards the beginning, but the rest you know. Okay? You all got it?
special agent akane: Great. Can't wait to see you there. ;)