"the internet killed the video star "

[インターネットがビデオスターを殺した]

an aph facebook fanfiction

DISCLAIMER:

Don't own Hetalia. You should already be well aware of that.

I also don't own the title. I got that from the song "The Internet Killed the Video Star".

Not much else to say, except enjoy.

The spellbook riddles were just a test. This is where the real brainteasers come in. (This is also where you learn how my mind works.)

Oh, and for Meso the Hanyu: What do you mean I don't have an Egypt? XD

Also, Cuba has been added to the list. AND, for Map of the Stars, there is either an (M) or an (F) beside each character indicating their gender. (Plus, she wasn't the first to get everyone all mixed up, either.)

[Of Fishing and Ever Afters] :: ... You're all getting so close. Oh, it makes my skill CRAWL with excitement. A lot of random stuff comes in handy here, you'd be surprised. Gilbert Beilschmidt: Yeah, seriously. Who knew random knowledge in ghosts and how to swim would help us close a cold case! :D And open the door to everything else? Yeah, you go Gilly. Gilbert Beilschmidt: HEY! I don't judge YOU, now do I? I'm sure you do, you just don't tell me so. No problem, glad you enjoyed it! [/waves] Oh, I think the Haterade thing's from a song... I don't know, I just heard someone say it and almost died laughing. So, yeah. XD I used it for Hera 'cause she's the least likely out of those people in the conversation to get all snarky.

[Meso the Hanyu] :: Of course not. Only awesomeness originates in Korea. Gilbert Beilschmidt: HEY! I'm not Korean, I'm Prussian! Seriously? She responds to German? That's so cute. XD I officially christen Ita as being the animal mascot for Feliciano Vargas. Feliciano Vargas: Yay~! [/throws flowers in the air] Eh? Why Fred of all things? XD That's so random. Unless... ZOMG. You have a Weasley dog. XDXDXDXD That's godly. Sheerly godly. I think I love your dog. Oh, I know. Huskies are simply beautiful... Dalmatians too. Maybe when I move out and get a house of my own, I'll get a dog. A big dog. It'll be grand. I usually roleplay mine, so I give them human names and stuff. It makes them feel, y'know, real. :) None of mine were sweet, lol. Astrid was a straight-up SNOB, and she's more amiable than the other two. Max is less of a snob, but more of a manipulative sneak. But you know, someone's gotta love him. What? I don't have an Egypt? I could have sworn I did. Yup. I do! Just check the first page. I swear it was there the WHOLE time. (Note that I had to make Egypt female because otherwise Lule wouldn't really bother. The only person Lule has EVER considered her sexuality over is Kiku, so - fem!Egypt it is).

[andthenshesaid] :: I missed your responses. You have no idea. I was going through like withdrawl or something. Maiken Bondevik: Of all things you would remember... it's the one thing I wish I could forget. I'm almost as pathetic as Jeanette. She lets herself pine over him. I... refuse to do the same. I'm not wasting myself on him. I'm not going to waste anything. She says that and yet she constructed an entire plot to see exactly how he feels - maybe because she, unlike Jean, has no idea whether he likes her or not? But yeah. DenNor. It is SO happening. Really? Oh look at that! You're not totally unstable after all. I can do most of those pairings, the only one is Germany/Austria - because, well, they're cousins. And THAT's kind of awkward... But they will have bonding moments. XD

[ThePyschicAnimelovingBookworm] :: I THINK NOT. :D And... um...oops. It's Aniki? Dang. That's more things I have to go back and fix. DX Okay, Akane, RESEARCH THIS SHIZ BEFORE YOU WRITE IT. ... That's another cousin pairing. Gilbert and Renate are cousins, which is also why you haven't heard ANYTHING about Gilbert and Renate being involved. (Trust me, either Chantal or Elizabeta would have bitched about it by now. Especially Chan-chan.) Arthur Kirkland: Fruk? My dear Pyschic, I'm sure that not even a word... where on Earth did you - Lovino Vargas: Arthur. That means you and Jeanette. Together. In love. All night long. Now I'm sure you'd want to make a word in the dictionary for that now, don't you, bastard? ... Couldn't have said THAT better myself. ;) Ooh, no problem. That sounds completely and utterly dreary. Hope you did well!

[Alice Barden] :: You do? Lovely. XD I love that we're getting so close to solving this. I mean, literally, in THIS chapter, everything comes together. Seriously! You get to guess after this! You'll KNOW after this. It will all make sense. Wait... which ninja comment? Oh, with him sneaking into Amelia's house? Hey, Kiku's not the ONLY ninja. North Korea... there isn't a North Korea, so I never really bothered with adding them - with the exception of Max, all of the other APH members are canon (all the OCs you meet here are just guests). He is quite strong. Those seven - eight? - couldn't have just fallen on their own you know. Oh, yeah I added Liechtenstein. That's Liane Zwingli... she showed up in chapter... 23? 25? Can't remember exactly where.

[Lydiacatfish] :: 28. Mmhm. Yong-Soo will unwittingly re-introduce the Hacker to the world. How? Well, wait 'til we get there. You'll see. Ooh! KimichiBurger! YES! I can include that. I will SO include that. I completely forgot about those two... I haven't thought about that pairing since I read some story... I can't remember the title and I don't think I saved it. PruAme? Yeah, they're more friends/rivals in awesomeness than anything. Of course, that doesn't mean I can't lead them into some interesting situations... XD Amelia F. Jones: Geez! How many people have I paired myself up with? Holy crap - if you add Gilbert, I'mma probably need another hand to list them all! Yeah, well, you're still not as bad as Arthur. Oh, but the last one is a given. I think that either Liane or Laima are going to be Nikita's "final" pairing. Only thing is... which. freaking. one. 29. Renate Edelstein: You know how, whenever you're taking a test, the instructor usually tells you to trust your first guess...? :)

[I Shall Bite You] :: Most conversations between them fail, but this is mostly because they clash in some ways and click in others, but the way they clash and click is in all of the wrong ways - but they really do want to make it work because they really do care about each other in a very deep and intricate way. Sounds romantic? Yeah. Actually IS romantic, once you delve deeper into their history and discover why they even started caring and what makes them care now? No. Actually, although you haven't really seen it yet (because Jeanette is in Cupido Aiutanti, the Bonnefoy Brigade and several other exclusive groups to come, which means very few people get a moment's relief to commence in their backstabbing comments), but quite a few APH members are either uncomfortable or are not a fan of the thought that Jeanette and Arthur may become a legit couple. In fact, SEVERAL APH members opposes this QUITE strongly and actually have either made attempts or are trying to prevent that from happening. (One such person has done this so many times that it's mind-blowing if that person has done NOTHING; also, do you honestly think all of the Arthur x Lovino supporters are doing it JUST to see them resolve their sexual tension? Hell no.) Or like Gilbert and Adrian. They're pretty awesome kidnappers too, y'know. Adrian Kirkland: Who else could have randomly carted off Chantal, Renate and Arthur in one go becsides the two of us, anyway? Take that, Hacker! :D Nah, half of Cupido Aiutanti sits there and schemes over who to pair Arthur with - see above for more details - and I'm sure they want to keep those plans private. Although there's a possibility of adding a new member. Psh. That's not even a word. But, yeah, I'm sure we can add it to the Prussian dictionary. Gilbert will appreciate it. LOL at the suits. Actually, I think some of them would totally do that, though. Lule definitely. Ivan's nicknames are all from actual Russian names. Matanya comes from the diminutative Anya and her given name, Matilda. Laitiana comes from the name Tatiana. The "tiana" was added to "Lai". Madara's nickname is simply, Dara, which is actually a sign of that Ivan prefers her more because he made up a nickname for her on the spot (kind of like how someone rushes to claim something) - and he did the same thing with Yao (his nickname is simply, Yao-Yao). Ameochka comes from Amelia and Lidochka. Hendrik van der Meer: Actually, your Canada joke was kind of funny... Mina van der Meer: You actually GOT him to laugh. That's a massive accomplishment, so go you! In a sense, someone WILL get killed. So, you're not WRONG. LOL, really? I would rather be Hibari - solely for the sake of Hibird. He's so cute! :3 Ohmygod. If I was a fan of like reincarnations and stuff, I must have been a pirate in another life. I have no problem grabbing my Xbox controller and laying havoc on some Spanish ports and stuff (or Blackbeard, whichever's closer. XD) LOL, yeah I do spoil quite a bit. Actually, I've been holding back, which is kind of sad. Ooh, really? That's kinda evil of you. I need to make a chapter where they run around and prank call each other. That would be hilarious. ... TSUNA? [/2759 FTW - although that intercepts my love of 2784.] Ohmigod. Ameripan. THAT I CAN DO. They totally have a history (a rather Black Butler-filled history, actually). And I'm so glad you like it. Seeing a new reviewer always makes my day.

[Demigod1315] :: Remember what Thanatos said to him about the language? A certain language came up when the Hacker debuted his new Facebook account, y'know... Oh, totally. The operation is rarin' to go... now if only they were this excited about normal stuff. XD Tch. Wait until the Bonnefoy House Part Deux. It's torn completely in half - half of the group is thrilled and the other half is dreading it completely (you won't believe some of the people dreading it. Even I don't believe it truly). But no matter how prepared they are... I don't think they're ready for this... Nikita Arvolski: I know they're not. They can't be. They have no idea who they're dealing with. ... I don't fully know the extent of who we're dealing with. He's so deep... you just never seem to hit the bottom, no matter how much swimming you do. And if you do find the bottom, it's pointless - by then, you're dead.

[Map of the Stars] :: 28. Haha, it's okay. When I saw that you reviewed I pretty much had the same reaction. So, y'know. We can be pathetic together. Ivan Braginski: [/hugs Map back] Aww~ I missed you too! I miss writing for this too... I missed it so much, I actually rewrote a couple of the just for the purpose of nostaglia. XD Ah, well. Trust me, if I was in your shoes, I'd do the same thing. I overshoot stuff all of the time. Well, I'd be pretty ticked if you were just about to get your way with a certain Dane and suddenly Amelia gets in the way. (Which also explains why Maiken shockingly has no problem with Jeanette. Neither of them are terribly fond of Amelia.) Yeah, it's so. That's why Gilbert was freaking out so bad during chapter... 10? Yeah. 10. Renate is Austria, Chantal is Switzerland. I remember that because Chantal reminds me of Rapunzel (contray to popular fan design, my Fem!Switzy has a long French braid. That was Switzerland Kiku was talking to. Believe it or not, you know how in my profile I have SwissSushi [Chantal x Kiku] has one of my favorite pairings? Yeah. Past pairing. (That's why Chantal was all awkward and protective of him.) Well, in this case, she IS a dress-wearing (on occasion, but still) mountain dancing female! So, good job Kiku! LOL. Oh really? Yong-Soo Im: Phew! Peter's such a little man-bitch at times, I don't think that would work out for us anyway! :D Oh, geez, that's genius. At this point, Arthur Kirkland is seriously becoming a Launcher of A Thousand Ships in this story. Because there's Jeanette/Arthur, Matilda/Arthur, Amelia/Arthur, Lovino/Arthur, Yao/Arthur... Aeden Kirkland: And Arthur gets all on Declan's (Austrialia~!) nerves for being a player. =_= This emote is now the universal sign for hypocrites. Wooo! Pairings! [/waves around various pairing flags] Okay, I'm gonna skip around a bit because once I read the Scotland/Sealand/Arthur thing I just kinda fell in love. See, it traditionally is where Aeden and Arthur get along, and Adrian and Aisling get along. (Peter gets along with the older two, Aeden and Aisling) so having Adrian defend Arthur is like, WHOA, WAIT A SEC. WHAT ALTERNATE UNIVERSE AM I IN? No, it's not. And I SO hate when people do that to him. Chantal and Lovino again? That's fine. Because the more I think about that, the more interesting it becomes. PLUS, Chantal and Lovino do a little matchmaking of their own, and they conspire together so... A family that schemes together, stays together? Okay, okay, okay. Ooh~ Brynja and Amelia vs. Brynja and Feliciano? DANG. That Brynja and Amelia is severely tempting. I could totally set up one of those no-it's-not-what-you-think-it-is sort of situations. And - ohmygod. This may be a running gag or something, I totally forgot - Maiken and Brynja are FACEBOOK ENGAGED. Aw hell. I'm probably gonna go Brynja/Amelia now. Thanks for that! XD LOL - if Arthur suddenly jumps to Matilda's aid like that, d'you know how many people are going to be all "OMG - It's Wilkland all over again!" As APH is seriously torn over the Amelia/Arthur/Jeanette love triangle, the fact that Matilda and Lovino are neutral third-parties are kind of a godsend to them. (Which is the reason Mattie/Arthur and Lovino/Arthur have a crazy amount of support in the story - they don't have to choose anymore!) Ahaha, enjoy the next chapter! I will see you in... IDK, 3 seconds? XD 29. It holds massive significance. If Zima is the surname alias he used, and we already know his last name is Winter... then don't you think Nachalo could be an alias for his first name? :D No, I like hearing your theories and WHOA. That's a freakin' GREAT theory. :0 Well, Thanatos has no real reason to be there. He's only there to act as a support system. He's always been his brother's right-hand. Nope. Than and the Hacker are two different people. Than wasn't sending HIMSELF messages. XD Frick yes. Amerimark. Oh, totally! That's the whole reason they're bitchfighting now! Actually, now we get to the whole Jeanette/Arthur/Matilda situation down below it, Amelia intercepts a LOT of things. Okay. Let me explain. Jeanette and Amelia have been going after Arthur since like, the beginning of time. Well, not really. Since the beginning of high school for Amelia, at least. Well, turns out that Matilda liked him too - so once they figured this out, they backed off and pretty much gave him to Mattie. Except Jeanette hadn't ACTUALLY been playing on them staying together for more than a month - and certainly not as long as they did - so she was rather pissed off about it. That was her snarky way of retaliating. So yes, Arthur, she IS very bitter about it. XD Psh. If only this were a class. "How to write Fanfiction". That would be GLORIOUS. No, I'm not going to disregard it. I LOVE hearing everyone's theories and guesses - it's great. Chereneko Braginski: Why can't we just TELL them, Akane? Because it's no FUN. That's what other fanfictions do and THIS is no other fanfiction, mister!

[Nitedream] :: I'm horrible at fanfiction character death for some reason, because I mean, they're not MINE. But my own? Psh. I can kill them left and right and have no problem with it. What? You have Romania crack pairings? OMG - give them to me. Because I'm totally making a Romania appear. He has his own mini-arc lined up - Romaniac! And holy crap - Macau is a canon character? And Portugal's NOT? [/would totally marry the country of Portugal because I love its history and stuff] And oh-my-God, Macau is SO cute. He's like Estonia - but Asian. But yeah. Romania is SO there. In fact... I might introduce you to him right now. TO ALL READERS: MEET ROMANIA~! Remus Anghelescu: ... Hmm? You called me? Yeah. Introduce yourself to the readers, Remus. Remus Anghelescu: Ah. Buna ziua. My name is Remus... although she did just inform you of this herself... I'm quite honored to be here. [/looks up] I'm not smiling. I'm well aware you want me to smile. I wasn't about to ask you to, Remus. It's perfectly fine. (It's the fangs. He's actually NOT trying to be creepy, so he doesn't smile. Also - for the sake of it, I think there may be A Bonnefoy House 1.5 - with our newly made magician trio in it - the Magic trio being Arthur, Maiken and Remus.)

[TheGuardianKnux] :: :D Really? Shockingly, I read back through this and I'm like this the whole time I was in the Bonnefoy Houe arc: "Damn. NOW I think of a better way to end that." Really. I hate how you think it's so clever then and a bit later, it's suddenly not as clever. Happens to me all the time. The Hacker gets his day in court right now - you FINALLY get a good glimpse at who he is. I'm so excited! Geez, I've been waiting for you to guess who he is, so when he comes back you'll know him a LOT better. Once you know him, it's easier to understand why he goes to such lengths the next time around. Oh, have no fear! We are SO going back. We kind of have to... because if we DON'T, then a certain future arc will have no driving force whatsoever. Even though, the reasoning in that arc kind of sucks regardless. Jeanette Bonnefoy: I almost don't want to return... but I can't leave that place the way it was. I refuse. I can't. I must go on - I must make them rest, so we all can. Ironic statement, now that I mull that over, Jean... Hmm. :D

[xTaffyRin] :: Yup, Russian and Belarusian have pretty much been the only languages I've used so far... good job pointing that out! OHMYGOD. When I read these, especially Thanatos's because you NAILED it. Nachalo's is pretty close - he's actually only three years older than Than, and Than is 16. But yeah, he does like overpowering and controling his victims. He likes TEACHING them too, because then his way is the only way they know (he taught Ivan how to love, if that shows you anything.) and he feels even MORE in control. He's a control freak, yeah, even though he's just as unpredictable as the people he hates to control the most. And he is a guy, yes. And actually, Nachalo does stand out a bit with his hair because he changes it up so often - right now, it's white and long, but those are hair extensions (yes... he's got extensions. So manly. XD) Okay, and now one of the BEST. SUGGESTIONS. EVER. Matilda and Lovino, bonding? HECK YES! Ohmygod. Okay. That is a seriously great idea. And then you should have seen me when I saw the love square idea. I almost fell out of my chair fangirling. That is SERIOUSLY godly. I could use that love square for something - like relationship wrenches? OH HELL YES. My mind is BLOWN by the possibilities! Mattie, dearie, you're getting a new friend. Matilda Williams: W... Why? I mean, yes, I know Lovino, but... a love square? Th-That's a bit much... It's either the love square or I was going to make Ludwig chase you. (That was a legit thought.) No joke.

[secretassassingirl] :: LOL. At least you're happy! Ooh, really? Who doesn't love a good mystery, as I'm currently indulging myself in Nancy Drew (the books, not the movie - I didn't care for it). You retrace those steps, girl! Just as long as you don't hit water, you'll be fine. Thanatos Winter: Water has, so far, served no one too well... and I'm sure you don't want to join Svetlana Braginskaya in eternal sleep, now do you? No you don't. He teases - of course, he's harmless. Not so much about the water. I wouldn't jump in either - if someone says the water's fine, I'd back away, right, Yao? Yao Wang: ... Aiyah. -_- Right, aru. Don't get TOO wrapped up, you'll regret it. Words to the wise, I'd say. Enjoy your search. ;D (P.S. I'm not trying to scare you, really. I'm just foreshadowing.)

[cryingcarebear] :: O_O You... noticed? ADM, you deserve a hug or twenty. Honda! Get in on this hug fest! Kiku Honda: I ... A-Alright... [/hugs her] See? Fellow Kingdom Hearts fans, unite! [/grabs Follow The Wind keyblade and aims it at the sky] Well, you know, if Keyblades weren't so trite and overused by the OC community, this is the one I'd have. What about you, Kiku? Kiku Honda: I personally prefer the Kingdom Key... however, that is just me. Ah, traditional, aren't you? I do like the Kingdom Key, but this one just fits me better. Oh, have at this! Why are we discussing keyblades (even though they are badass)? Kiku, readers, and I - ONWARD WITH THE PLOT! (Oh, random little known fact: Kiku bought Chantal a Kingdom Key pendant that she still wears, even now. That's why she uses the insult - he introduced it to her.) Kiku Honda: Yes, onward!

session thirty :: i don't wanna care right now [lupe fiasco]

- saturday, september 6th

PROBLEM SOLVING:

answer :: Start or Beginning (since I mean, they mean literally the same thing...)

conclusion :: Like I said, this one was almost painfully simple. The first clue was merely to decode the meaning of Nachalo, Nachalo meaning "beginning/start". The second clue is what Thanatos calls the Hacker - he calls him Genesis. Genesis also means beginning, as it's used in the bible (Genesis is the first book in the Bible) and how it's used as a word (the genesis of anything is its beginning). There's also a third way. If you look up Thanatos's name, you'll discover that he's named for the Greek god of death. Since death is an end, and the Hacker seems to be quite opposite from Thanatos, you could draw the conclusion that his own name must mean beginning.

question :: so who exactly IS the hacker?

hint :: You're armed with QUITE a bit of information now. You know that the Hacker's last name is Winter, you know his first name is Genesis, you know what one of his nicknames is - Gen - and you know that THIS nickname could also be a shorter form of ANOTHER nickname of his... so... who could is POSSIBLY be? :)

(Mobile) Leticia Guerra: Oh my God. She should have at least called me by now - WTF?

Raquel Cabral: You're such a worry-wart, Ticia~ Maybe she's unpacking.

Leticia Guerra: But it doesn't take much effort to, you know, whip out your phone and say "Yo, Ticia, estoy en Anchorage Park ahora." Now DOES it?

Raquel Cabral: Talvez ela não gosta de você.

Leticia Guerra: Sua puta, cala a boca!

Raquel Cabral: Você está mal! Tão mal!

Leticia Guerra: Ugh. Where in the name of Carmen Sandiego is Imelda?

Raquel Cabral: Avoiding you? :D

Leticia Guerra: Good grief, you're annoying. -_-

(Mobile) Imelda Suarez: I leave my Facebook for ten minutes and I get spammed with a bunch of Portuguese BS. I don't even SPEAK this language.

[Emilio Mendoza likes this]

(Mobile) Leticia Guerra: Oh, finally! Your cousin finally got up and helped you move?

Imelda Suarez: Si. Took a while to convince her to get off of YouTube and stop watching some guy named Tobuscus.

Emilio Mendoza: ADM. Tobuscus is so funny.

Leticia Guerra: Nah, Smosh is funnier. XD

Emilio Mendoza: Oh please, they're such posers.

Leticia Guerra: Your mom's a poser.

Emilio Mendoza: Your cousin's a poser. XP

Leticia Guerra: Cadela! TAKE THAT BACK.

Imelda Suarez: ADM. CALLENTE PERRITAS.

(Mobile) Araceli Herrara: ... THIS is the exact reason I was against getting a Facebook, you guys...

[Raquel Cabral and 4 others like this]

(Mobile) Imelda Suarez || Omorose Hassan: Oye, Rosa.

Omorose Hassan: Hm?

Imelda Suarez: I'm going across the street for a bit towards the swimming pool.

Omorose Hassan: Don't stay out too long... if you need anything call me, okay?

Imelda Suarez: Si, Rosa. Adios.

Omorose Hassan: أراكم قريبا ، ذلك الحين.

Imelda Suarez: For the last time. I DON'T SPEAK EGYPTIAN.

Omorose Haassan: Sigh. It's Arabic...

(Mobile) Imelda Suarez: ... What the hell? Who goes swimming at this time of night?

[Raquel Cabral likes this]

(Mobile) Raquel Cabral: I'm moonbathing right now! :D

(Mobile) Leticia Guerra: [/insert rolling eyes emote here]

Imelda Suarez: No, en serio. Hang on, I'm ducking behind the bushes to investigate.

Leticia Guerra: Tudo bem, Sherlock Suarez.

[Rosario de la Cruz and 1 other like this]

Imelda Suarez: Aha, aha. Eres tan divertida. Now I'm going to ignore you.

Rosario de la Cruz: You bitches need lives. Seriously.

Imelda Suarez: I know, right?

Rosario de la Cruz: Oye Commie Chica, you need one too.

Imelda Suarez: You Mexicans wish you could have it like we Cubans do. XP

Rosario de la Cruz: I don't need to be repressed any more, thanks.

Imelda Suarez: ... What the hell is this now?

Imelda Suarez: More people?

Leticia Guerra: Eh? I don't know what goes on in AP, go ask my cousin Antonio.

Imelda Suarez: You helpful little Portuguese slut. -_- You annoy me. XP

[Rosario de la Cruz likes this]

Leticia Guerra: Say that again. I dare you. In case you haven't noticed, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

Omorose Hassan: And no, Imelda, I'm not going to hide you either. :)

[Leticia Guerra likes this]

Antonio Carriedo is now friends with Imelda Suarez.

Jeanette Bonnefoy: Does anyone know who that is?

Lovino Vargas: Sounds familiar. -_-

Jeanette Bonnefoy: Yes, because you have ties to the community. -_-

[Arthur Kirkland and 7 otherslike this]

(Mobile) Imelda Suarez: So. You're Antonio Carriedo? Leticia's cousin?

Antonio Carriedo: That I am! :D Hola! Gusto en conocerlo!

Imelda Suarez: Igualmente. So, apparently you're the man to go to for all things Anchorage Park-related, si?

Antonio Carriedo: Si, chica! What do you need to know?

Imelda Suarez: I'm on Bogota Boulevard, right? And there's a freaking swimming pool across the street and two cars just pulled up to it. There's some guy around there. He's got a hood on, so I can't see.

Antonio Carriedo: Hmmm~ That's suspiscious!

Antonio Carriedo: I have a hunch... let me go ask someone something?

Antonio Carriedo || Gilbert Beilschmidt: Gilbert?

Antonio Carriedo: ... Ah... Gilbert?

Antonio Carriedo: Oh, no... Donde esta el?

(Mobile/Mobile) Gilbert Beilschmidt || Yao Wang: Go, Yao, go.

Yao Wang: ... Tell Ivan to be careful.

Gilbert Beilschmidt: Yeah. Yeah, Wang, I'll tell him. Now, go!

(Mobile) Imelda Suarez: I'm taking cover behind a trellis. I don't think I'm being noticed.

Antonio Carriedo: How's everything?

Imelda Suarez: People are just getting out of the car... the hooded one, the one already there is walking towards the gate...

Imelda Suarez: Damn. That one guy is freaking TALL.

Antonio Carriedo: ... Wearing a scarf?

Imelda Suarez: It's like you're hiding with me. O_O How did you know?

Antonio Carriedo: ... Just a guess. ...

Imelda Suarez: They're talking. The hooded one and the tall one. I don't know about what.

(Mobile) Maximilian van der Meer: Isn't it amoral to spy on people?

Mina van der Meer: Like you have the right to talk about morality and SPYING! ;) You're like a little ninja!

Maximilian van der Meer: Don't say that like you're not guilty, Mina~

Mina van der Meer: What's going on exactly? I keep hearing things.

Antonio Carriedo: Well, I'm trying to figure that out.

Imelda Suarez: Mierde! Oh, dios, that was close.

Imelda Suarez: Fucker has a GUN.

Antonio Carriedo: ... Wait, what?

Imelda Suarez: The hooded one. He has a gun. He just fired it near me. Oh, God...

Antonio Carriedo: Imelda... I think you should get out.

Imelda Suarez: ... No.

Mina van der Meer: Imelda, is it? This sounds dangerous. I think you should leave too. Let the police handle it.

Imelda Suarez: If someone dies, I'm not going to forgive myself. I'm going to stay.

(Mobile) Matilda Williams: I'm with you, Imelda.

[Imelda Suarez likes this]

Imelda Suarez ... Thanks. Thanks a lot. That really means something.

(Mobile) Imelda Suarez: ... What the hell is this person?

(Mobile) Yao Wang: I could ask you the same question, aru.

Imelda Suarez: Duck you, they're walking this way.

Yao Wang: Move over, I'm coming by you.

Imelda Suarez: Who the hell are you anyway?

Yao Wang: Save the introductions for later... This isn't the time.

Imelda Suarez: Fine. But I BETTER get an explanation.

Yao Wang: ... Fine.

Antonio Carriedo: I haven't heard from Imelda in about 5 minutes...

Jeanette Bonnefoy: Mon amie? Who exactly is this Imelda?

Antonio Carriedo: She's Leticia's friend! She just moved here, actually.

Andersen Densen: YES. This is the start of the season, then!

Antonio Carriedo: Que? What season?

Andersen Densen: You know how we always seem to get a mini-flood of new kids every school year? It's starting. XD

Peter Kirkland: Yes! Fresh meat! XD

Andersen Densen: ^ Ironic statement, coming from YOU, lil' Pete.

Antonio Carriedo: Okay, Imelda's telling me stuff again. Phew! I was almost worried. :D

Antonio Carriedo: Oh no... she's saying he saw them. The hooded one saw her and Yao.

Raquel Cabral: NO!

(Mobile) Leticia Guerra: You're kidding right? She's kidding with us, right?

Mina van der Meer: I told her to be careful!

Antonio Carriedo: She'll send me more information. I know she will...

(Mobile) Amelia F. Jones || Arthur Kirkland: OMG. You did it! You did it! You totally saved me from having to kill Nikita! Sure I had to tie Mattie up in a closet, and I had to hold a gun to Nikita's head and I had towatch him glare at me and I swear to God, he almost started crying, but you totally saved me from being a murderer. I am completely and utterly in love with you forever and ever and ever, you sexy awesome beast!

Arthur Kirkland: WHAT?

Amelia F. Jones: Aww, SHITAKE MUSHROOMS. I clicked the wrong name. Ahaha…

Arthur Kirkland: AMELIA WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?

Amelia F. Jones: It's an inside joke between me and Gilbert! Everything is!

Amelia F. Jones: Except for that last sentence.

Amelia F. Jones: Cause you are SO a sexy awesome beast. Yes, you are!

Arthur Kirkland: Ah… thank… you, Amelia? :)

Amelia F. Jones: No problem, love. BTW, you look totally sexy in whatever you wearing.

Arthur Kirkland: You don't know what I'm wearing, silly... :)

Amelia F. Jones: EXACTLY. You look sexy regardless! :D

(Mobile) Imelda Suarez: ... Antonio?

Lovino Vargas: Oi, you're back.

Antonio Carriedo: Imelda! What happened now? You say that the Hacker found his phone again and then...

Imelda Suarez: He found Yao. He would have had me too, but Yao shoved me in the bushes and gave himself up.

Antonio Carriedo: Yao...

Kiku Honda: Yao-kun? Why is he over there? He shouldn't be...

Mei Wang: Damn it, Yao! You lied. You said nothing was going to happen to you!

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Imelda Suarez: Yao went over to the guy with the hood and started talking to him, and he's holding the gun. Then the hooded one tells the tall one to stay back and he refuses.

Antonio Carriedo: That's Ivan, by the way, Imelda. It'll be easier to us to understand it.

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Chereneko Braginski: I can't believe this is happening all over again...

Yong-Soo Im: ... Hmph.

Imelda Suarez: So the hooded one eventually pins Ivan to one of the lounge chairs and I think he handcuffed him there. Then Ivan suddenly yelled out, "Jen" or "Gen" - I don't know, and he took his free hand and ripped the hood off. And the hooded one - well, not anymore though - said, "About time you remembered me!" and went over to talk to the other two. Yao and this one guy whose hair is really, really white.

Elizabeta Hedervary: Gen?

Elizabeta Hedervary: Oh GOD. I know what that's short for... damn! Why is he BACK? Chereneko, WHY is he back?

Chereneko Braginski: I don't know! I have no idea...

Antonio Carriedo: G-Gilbert? Is that other person - is his name Gilbert, Imelda?

Imelda Suarez: I don't know. ... I'm sorry, if he is your Gilbert.

Antonio Carriedo: Why?

Antonio Carriedo: Imelda - you can't be - WHY ARE YOU SORRY, IMELDA?

Ludwig Beilschmidt: Antonio! Calm down. I'm sure it's nothing.

Ludwig Beilschmidt: It... is nothing, right?

Imelda Suarez: I don't know. I don't know. He just fell. The one with the gun just went up and hit him and he fell...

Yong-Soo Im: ...

Antonio Carriedo Oh, dios, no...

Renate Edelstein: Gilbert you idiot. You stupid, stupid, IDIOT.

Imelda Suarez: ... SHIT! I have to get over there. I have to get over there now.

Ludwig Beilschmidt: You shouldn't do anything rash.

Imelda Suarez: He just pushed Yao into the pool. I need to go over now.

Antonio Carriedo: ... But Imelda? Yao can swim.

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Imelda Suarez: ... Antonio. Even I can't swim with handcuffs on...

special agent akane: Okay, let me give you a guide to South America/Latin America/Portugal/Caribbean, first off.

- Imelda Suarez :: Cuba

- Leticia Guerra :: Portugal

- Raquel Cabral :: Brazil

- Rosario de la Cruz :: Mexico

- Araceli Herrera :: Argentina

- Emilio Mendoza :: Venezuela

special agent akane: Second off, the reason they're in this chapter and the next one is because of Imelda, who will officially become an APH member in chapter 32. Chances of you seeing them again is high, but they won't be major. Most likely, the next time you see Leticia, Raquel, Rosario, Araceli or Emilio again is either a cameo appearance in Around The World In Seven Days or a more in-depth appearance in Back To The Bonnefoy House (Leticia MIGHT be Antonio's connection back to the rest of APH since Yao is joining the Bonnefoy house crew). Third off, after Tsunderes Unite! and The Bad Touch arc, there will be a mini-arc (probably 2-3 chapters long) involving a newly introduced character: Romania. Because I have officially fallen in love with him (yes, Romania will be a guy.) I have his name all picked out and everything. Also, for that mini-arc, there will be some serious Twilight-bashing/defending. So... yeah. Get ready for that. PLUS, Romania has some well-needed info about the Bonnefoy house. Good thing he's my little paranormal expert.

special agent akane: Au reviour. Oh, and P.S. - A certain HACKER is going to be answering your reviews with me next time - I managed to pin him down long enough to do so. So, if you have anything you wish to tell him, do so. He'll be waiting. ;D

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