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All day we sat angerly finking about Dumbelldore. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert (You already went, they were death deelers in disguise, remember?). It had been postphoned, so we could all go.

Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Draco was being all secretive.

I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot). (JUST STOP WITH THE BI STEREOTYPE!)

"No one fucking understands me!1" he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz (I can't…). He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) (YOU JUST AREN'T FUNNY!) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing (Belly fing? What is a belly fing?). My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under (Really don't care). (email me if u wana see da pik) (Or just go on YouTube and watch the video!)

"Accuse me? What about me!" I growled. (You're so selfish! Listen to him when he wants to talk about his problems! Just because "IT'S SO HARD BEING THIS GOOD LOOKING, EVERYONE FANCIES ME, IT'S A CURSE!" is apparently more important! Okay, totally flew off the handle, but she deserves to be single. I know she's a character but ARGH! I think the stupidity of this story is leading me to a mental breakdown)

"Buy-but-but-" he grunted.

"You fucking bastard!" I moaned.

"No! Wait! It's not what it fucking looks like!" he shouted. (What's not what it looks like?)

But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Draco banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!) (JUST SHUT UP!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot. (CONGRATULATIONS!)

Suddenly Hargrid came (AGAIN WITH THE JIZZING!). He had appearated. (I thought he just came?)

"You gave me a fucking shock!" I shouted angrily dropping my pot. "Wtf do you fink you're doing in da gurl's room?"

Only it wasn't just Hargrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Tom Rid or maybe Draco but it was Dumblydore. (I thought you were mad at Draco?)

"Hey I need to ask you a question." he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. "What are u wearing to the concert?"

"U no who MCR r!" I gasped. (Everyone knows who MCR are. My PARENTS know who Gerard is, and they're in their 50s!)

"No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2." (OH MY SATAN, YOU ARE SUCH A POSR!) He said. "Anyway Draco has a surprise for u." (IT'S HIS PENIS AGAIN)