Continuing my hungover commentaries. I doubt this one will be published on the date of said hangover, but still. Don't mix drinks, kids. I can't believe it's 44 days until Hallows Part II comes out. I get all emotional thinking about it.

AN: fuk u ok! u fokng suk. itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong ok koz dat bich ravern cuz it fok u prepz!1 woopz soz raven fangz 4 da help. btw transilvana rox hrad!1 I even gut 2 go 2 da kasel wer drkola was flimed! (Again, I bypassed this obvious slap of a hand on the keyboard)

Later we all went in the skull. Draco was crying in da common room. "Draco are u okay?" I asked in a gothic voice. (No, you stupid whore, you made out with his ex!)

"No I'm not u fuking bitch!" (FINALLY! Someone tells her what she is!) he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way (How do you run suicidally? Was he twirling a noose in his hand while he ran?). I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide. (WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T'VE BEEN SUCH A WHORE!)

"Its ok Enoby." said Vampire comfortly. "Ill make him feel better." (I bet he will! Actually, Harry/Vampire, you're just as bad as her)

"U mean you'll go fuck him wont you!" (Probably) I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Draco. Vampire came too.

"Draco please come!" (I bet that's what he wants!) he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face (Tears of blood and vampires, I've said it so many times I'm not going to elaborate. And "pail"? Is his face a bucket?). I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz (You're really an emo instead of a goth). (if ur a homophone den fuk of!) (Remember that Lady Gaga song? "Call me gay all you want, but there's no one home, and you're not gonna reach my homophone")

And then... we herd sum footsteps! (HOLY SHIT, WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW?) Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke (You stand under it and are invincible. But people can still see you). We both gut under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Norris (Huh?) there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.

"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily. We saw Filth come (The cat had an orgasm now? Holy hell). He went unda da invisibility cloke (So NOW it's an invisibility cloak?) and started to meow loudly.

"IS ANY1 THERE!" yelled Mr. Norris.

"No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!" Vampire said under his breast (He lifted up a manboob and said it) in a disgusted way.

"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" yelled Mr. Norris (Someone's got Spidey senses). Den he heard Filch meow. "Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!"(How does he know there's a cloak, its invisible!) he asked. Filth nodded (But he can't see the cat nod – I'm sorry, let me pause. That cat nodded? – because it's under the INVISIBILITY CLOAK!). And then...Vampir frenched me (HARRY, YOU ARE A MANWHORE! YOU ARE WORSE THAN CHO CHANG!)! He did it jus as... Mr. Norris was taking of da cloak!1

"WHAT DA-" he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Draco crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school. (He doesn't deserve you, you whore!)

"Draco!" I cried. "R u okay?" (Stop with the fake sympathy! You made out with his ex at the MCR gig, he saw you, and then when you were looking for him you made out again!)

"I guess though." Draco weeped. We went back to our coffins frenching each other (YOU ARE SUCH A SLUT!). Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin) (Isn't that about crocodiles? Are they suicidal crocodiles?) on the gothic red bed together (Coffin). As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knok on the door and Fug and da Mystery of Magic walked into the school!1 (Fug? Well, I'm totally fug-ed off with this story and I should be in bed recuperating from my night out, but still)