The forth commentary written while hungover. I actually think this was contributing to my headache, or maybe I should've just put my glasses on.

AN: dhut da fok up biches!1 ur jus jelos koz I gut 10000 reviowz!1 fangz 2 raven 4 da help n telin me bout da boox gurlu rok letz go shopin 2getha! (In Hot Topic?)

The door opened and Proffesor Rumbridge and Cornelia Fudge stomped out angrily. Then Dumbledum and Rumbridge sawed us. (I'm pretty sure 6 year olds know it's "saw" not "sawed")

"MR. WAY WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!" (WHAT? Mr Way? I like how Umbridge censors herself) Rumbridge shouted angrily. Dumbledore blared at her.

"Oops she made a mistake!" he corrupted her. "She means hi everybody cum in!" (… My body is shaking in silent laughter and I have no idea why)

Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Darkness and Draco and opposite B'loody Mary (I thought you were already in the Great Hall?). Crab and Goyle started 2 make some morbid jokes. They both looked exactly like Ville Vollo (It'a Valo. And Crabbe and Goyle aren't twins). I eight (Ate) some Count Chocula and drank som blood from a cup. Then I herd someone shooting angrily. I looked behind me it was...Vampire! He and Draco were shooting at eachother. (But Draco was sat next to you)

"Vampire, Draco WTF?" I asked.

"You fucking bustard!" yelled Draco at Vampire. "I want to shit next to her!1" (Their relationship has gone to a whole new level, and I'm not 100% surprised)

"No I do!" shouted.

"No she doesn't fucking like u, you son of a bitch!" yelled Draco. (Draco, open your eyes. She cheated on you with him. She obviously likes him)

"No fuck you motherfucker she laves me not you!" shouted Vampire. And then... he jumped on Draco! (no not in dat way u perv) (That'd be a change, what with this massive love triangle thingy going on) They started to fight and beat up each other.

Dumbldore yelled at them but they didn't stop. All of a sudden... a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his broomstick (It's Voldemort, isn't it?). He had no nose and was wearing a gray robe. All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Britney that fucking prep started to cry. Vampire and Draco stopped fighting...I shopped eating...Everyone gasped (Honestly, if I had a pound for every time someone gasped in this thing, I'd take you all out for Starbucks or something. I seriously think I'd have enough money to do so). Da room fell silent...Volzemort! (Saw that one coming a mile off)

"Eboby...Ebony..." Darth Valer (WHAT?) sed evilly in his raspy voice. "Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too!" (Please, Voldemort/"Darth Valer", just kill them all!)

"Plz don't make me kill him plz!" I begged.

"No!" he laughed crudely. "Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!" Then he flew away cackling. (He'd take great pleasure in killing him, so he may as well do it)

I bust into tears. Draco and Vampire came to contort me (Sounds painful). Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic (Yeah… they really did…). I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Voldremot coming to kill Draco while Draco slit his wrists in a depressed way. (Well, you don't exactly slit them happily, do you?)

"No!" I screamed sexily. Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision. (Like she was having an orgasm, I expect. Although you usually shout "yes"… I'm tired.)

"Ebony Ebony aure you alright?" asked Draco in a worried voice.

"Yeah yeah." I said sadly as I got up.

"Everyfing's all right Enoby." said Vampire all sensetive.

"No its not!" I shouted angrily. Tearz of blood went down my face. "OMFG what if I'm getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!" (Then someone should shove you down a well and do us all a favour)

"Its ok gurl." said B'loody Mary. "Maybe u should ask Proffesor Sinister about what the visions mean though." (Geddit, because she's goffik?)

"Ok bich." I said sadly and den we went. (I love that. "Ok, bitch". I'm going to start saying that to my friends)

This is the last chapter for a few days. An exhibition of the work from my first year at uni (mine and my classmates) starts tomorrow, so I'll be setting up for opening night. Expect a new chapter midweek. :)