My fifth chapter of hungover commentary. This would've been posted sooner, but I've been busy with the exhibition. We opened on monday night and it went really well (apart from when some chavs came in and tried to eat all our food and drink all our Buck's Fizz. Dickheads) and I have my picture in the paper!

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AN: prepz stup flaming da story ur jus jelous so fuk u ok go 2 hel!11 raven fagz 4 di help! (Because you are SO brilliant and making this fucking awful)

Well we had Deviation next so I got to ask Proffessor Trevolry about the visions. (I thought you were asking Professor Sinister Gates or something?)

"Konnichiwa everybody come in." said Proffesor Sinister in Japanese (I thought it was Russian. Thanks for correcting me!). She smelled at me with her gothic black lipstick (Her lipstick sniffed you? What the fuck?). She's da coolest fucking teacher ever. She had long dead black hair (Someone needs to sort out their split ends!) with blood red tips and red eyes. (hr mom woz a vampire. She's also haf Japanese so she speaks it and everyfing. she n b'loody mry get along grate) (That's good to know. And also totally predictable) She's really young for a teacher. 2day she was wearing (Fuck my life!) a black leather top with red lace and a long goffik black ripped dress (A top and a dress?). We went inside the black classroom with pastors of Emily the Strong (Is this some type of Greek God I missed out on in school?). I raced my hand. I was wearing some black naie Polish with red pentagrams on it. (That's soooo cool!)

"What is it Ebony?" she asked. "Hey I love ur nail polish where'd u get it, Hot Topik?" (She's down with the kids)

"Yeah." I answered. All the preps who didn't know what HT was gave me weird looks. I gave them the middle finger (Also, if I had a pound for every time she threw someone the finger – I was going to type "fingered someone". That could've been embarrassing – we could do Starbucks and a burger bar or something!). "Well I have to talk to you about some fings. When do you want to due it?"

"Ho about now?" she asked. (You have a class!)

"OK." I said.

"OK class fucking dismissed every1." Proffesor Trevolry said and she let every1 go. "Except for you Britney." she pointed at Britney and sum other preps. "Please do exorcize (geddit) (HA HA FUCKING HA!) 1 on page 3."

"OK I'm having lotz of visions." I said in a worried voice. I'm so worried is Draco gong 2 die. (Well, maybe you should be. Voldemort wants to kill him or something, and he's obviously suicidal because he's slitting his wrists and running… "suicidally" and everything)

Well she gave me a black cryptal ball to lock in. I looked at it.

"What do you c?" she asked. ("Nothing, Professor Sinisterly Trevolry, because it's black!")

"I said I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram." (No surprises there, then)

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I looked at it. It was Draco. He was looking really sexy wearing a black leather facet (Facet? What's that? Oh god, I hope it wasn't supposed to be corset!), a black gothic Linkin Park t-shirt and blak Congress shoes.

"Okay you can go now, see ya cunt." said Proffesor Sinister. (WHAT THE FUCK?)

"Bye bitch." I said waving. (Apparently she says this to teachers as well as her friends)

I went to Draco and Vampire was sitting next to him. We both followed Draco together and I was so exhibited. (You were probably wearing the dress that's so low cut and it shows your clearage and your belly and boobs and it's ripped all over but you're not a slut or anything)