Only two weeks until Hallows Part II! Who else is excited?
AN: PREPZ STUP FLAMING SDA STRY OK!1 if u dnot lik da story den go fok urself u fokeng prep! U SUK!111 oh y and I wuznt beng rasist ok!11 (Do I even need to make a comment here?)
A few mutates later Vampire came 2 da tree. He was wearing a blak leather Jackson (As in Michael?), black leather pants and a Good Chralotte t-shirt. (I don't know why they pride themselves upon being Goths and listen to Good Charlotte, one of the most ungothic bands)
"Hi Vampire." I said flirtily (She's such a whore) as I started to sob. Draco hugged me sexily (What's a sexy hug and what does it look like?) tryont to comfrot me. I started to cry tears of blood (I exhaled heavily here) and then told them what happened.
"Oh fuck it!" Vampire shouted angrily. He4 started to cry sadly (Well you don't cry happily, do you?). "What fucking dick did that!" (I know this comment is redundant in reference to this story, seeing as everyone is so OOC, but Harry wouldn't swear about it and cry like some pansy-ass bitch, he'd get off his ass and sort it out himself)
"I don't know." I said. "Now come on we have 2 tell Dumbledor."
We ran out of the tree (And plummeted to our deaths) and in2 da castle. Dumblydor was sitting in his office.
"Sire are dads have been shot!" (Enobooby's dad is Sirius?) Draco said while we wipped sum tears from his white face. "Enoby had a vision in a dreem."
Dubleodre started to cockle (As in the things on the seashore?). "Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebony's not divisional?" (Well, she subtracted her clothes, divided her legs and multiplied with both Draco and Harry)
I glared at Dumbledore.
"Look motherfucker." he said (Who said?) angrily as Dumbeldore gasped (c is da toot of crakter) ("Toot of crakter"?). "U know very well that I'm not decisional (True. She can't decide whether to be with Harry or Draco!). Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for Series and Lucian- pornto!" (Pornto?)
"Okay." he said in a intimated voice. "Were are they?"
I fought about it (You had a fight about it?). Then all of a sudden….. "Longdon." I said. I told him which street. He went and called some people (With a phone that didn't work because of all the magic around Hogwarts that renders electrical devices unusable) and did some stuff. After a few mistunes he came back and said people were going out looking for them. After a while someone called him again (Dear Lord, this is boring!). He said that they had been found. Draco, Vampire and I all left to our rooms together. I went with Draco to wait in the nurses office (Why?) while Vampire went to slit his wrists in his room (Because he had no parents to be shot?). We looked at each other's gothic, derperessed eyes. Then, we kissed. Suddenly Serious and Lucian came in on stretchers….and Proffesor Sinister was behind them!1 (Surely they'd be taken to Mungo's, not Hogwarts. And why is it so surprising that Professor Sinister is behind them?)