It's been a while since I last updated! I hope all of you are doing well and you all enjoyed Deathly Hallows! I cried as soon as the Warner logo came up on screen, it's the most I've ever cried at a Potter film. From the boathouse scene (I'm not being overly specific in case some of you haven't seen it yet) until the end I was more or less crying constantly! The week before my local cinema showed one Potter film per day, starting on the 8th with Philosopher's Stone and ending on the 14th with Hallows Part I, £21 for seven films! Sooooo cheap!

Anyway, here's chapter 29 of this poor excuse for a story. Don't forget to review! I love receiving reviews! :)

AN: sot das fok up!11 ur jus jelouz koz ur prepz so fok u!1111 raven u rok gurl fangz 4 da help MCR ROX 666!111111111111 (Do I really need to make a snarky comment here after 29 chapters?)

"Oh my satan!1" (Of course) we screamed as we jamped out of da coffin. Snap and Professor McGoonagle started to shoot at us angrily.

"CUM NOW!1!" (But they just did!) Preacher McGongel yielded. We did guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Snoop garbed the caramel (There was caramel in this? That's a bit messy) and put it in his pocket.

"Hey what the fuck!111" Vampire shooted angrily.

"Yeah buster (BUSTER? Who says that anymore?) what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera?" (Masticate to it, I expect) Draco demonded all protective, looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes. (Conjunctivitis is not gothic. It's itchy and painful) "Look, Dumblehor noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to St Mango's. So give back da camera!1111"

Hahahaha the Mystery of Mogic thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Snoop laughed meanly. (Snoop? Snoop Dogg is in this? Is this like Imma Wiserd? Oh, and did anyone else hear Tom Felton's team checked him in to a hotel in Rio under the name "Snoop Hoggy Hogwarts"?)

"Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!" (Another great insult) yelled Proffesor McGoggle. She made us cum (I could've done without that mental image) into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these werid tools in it. Draco started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom lol tom felnot rulez 4 lif but nut as muxh as gerard ur sex on legz I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111). (What was that?)

I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz in vrampir kroniklz raven sed so ok so fok u!1) (Oh, well if Raven said it…). Vampire took out a black honkerchief (I can't stop giggling at "honkerchief") and started to wipe my red eyes.

And then….. he and Snoop both took out guns using magic (They could've pulled them out their pockets using their… hands!). They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. I took out my wand.

"Crosio!" I shouted. Snap stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets (They had performed Swan Lake and The Nutcracker). I STOPPED DA CURSE (GOOD FOR YOU). Profesor McGoogle did a spell so that we were all chained up (Incarcerous. She took out a box of tools. Den she said "OK Serverus I'm going 2 go now." She left. Snap started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry. (Pussy Potter cries a lot in this)

"It's ok Enoby." said Draco. "Evergreen will be all right (They flourish all year round and never drop leaves!). Remember the cideo u took of Snake."

Snape laughed again. And then...he took out some whips!1!1111 (Sticks and stones may break his bones but chains and whips excite him)