CH.3 An Apple A Day
"Poor lil fella," Applejack said, "What do ya think happened to him?" "I don't reckon I know, but a kid his age should know better than run off round these parts, specially since were so dang close to the Everfree forest he's mighty lucky to have passed out here." replied Big Mac chewin on his straw bit. "Well he should be gettin up soon and then maybe he can get some of this here food in him, it's not every day that Granny takes the time to make her signature pie." AJ said eyeing the pie with envy. "Uggggggghhhhhhh fuckin ballllllllllsss im never havin habusake again with u assholes." I grumbled as the world came back into view. I look up to see 2 horses the orange one and a big ass red one. "Oh hellllllll noooooo." I reply after seeing them both and burying my face into the pillow of the same bed I've been in for god knows how long. "Well evening there sugar cube ya feelin a bit better now?" said the orange one. "No horse lady that can talk, im not feeling better, in fact im feeling about as good as a mute covered in bees crying for help." this apparently got their attention as I saw raised eyebrows follow my statement. What can i say? I got me an imagination. "I'm gonna leave him with you AJ still got work to do...and i gotta fix that cart fore market time tomorrow." "Alrighty Big Mac I think I can handle a little lost colt." It was at this that I looked at the orange one, AJ I guess? And noticed both of them were bigger that me. In fact im probably about 6 or 7 inches shorter than her! "Why God?!" I yelled in my head. "Was it something I said?!" "Why turn me into a horse and give me my same stature!?" "Is this punishment for pissing in SGT Smiths coffee?" AJ must have noticed this since she had a look of concern on her face, huh its funny I never thought you could read a horses face but I guess you learn something new everyday. "Aww don't be down sugar cube," she said "I'm sure we'll find your parents but before that you should eat this here grub before it gets cold." she stated, gesturing to the plate. "Listen uh..." "AppleJack" she added "Yeeeeahhhh, AppleJack I appreciate the food and everything and I guess you could say im lost but im not a kid im just...short." I forced a smile. "Now listen here sugar cube," "V," I added, "What?" "Just call me V." "Alright well V I remember when I was a filly and I thought the same way but im tellin ya.." "I'm 20 for gods sake!" "Ohhhh uhhhh sorry bout that Mister V." She looked embarrassed at her hooves "Crap no im sorry, I can see how I could be mistaken as...Someone slightly younger" I worded very carefully. "Well Mister V," "Just V is fine." "Well V if ya don't mind me asking what were ya doing on my family's land?" "Well I uhhhhh was... Lost?" I smiled. My first goal is to not be locked up in some crazy pers...Horse house for saying some crazy shit...
Well crazier shit. "Lost huh?" She said not buying a word of the crap I shoveled in front of her. "Well I guess you could say I had a bunch of people after me because of my work." Nice save V bravo. "People? Ya mean some pony?" "Pony? you mean horses right?" "No I mean ponies." Ughhhhh you know what im a trout in the river and im going with the flow. "Oh of course ponies!" I said, "What I say?" "People." she replied "Penguins?" "No people," "Papaya?" "PEOPLE." She said flatly, "Nope no people here just a lost beat up pony." I smiled widely. Ahhh V you truly are an amazing creature sometimes. "Oookay then, so what kind of work do ya do that'd make a bunch of PONIES wanna go after ya?" Shit...Come on shitbird come up with something! "I...Fix stuff?" "Fix stuff?" AJ replied, angling her head in confusion.
Yeah im a mechanic I fix things for free just so I get to see the smiles on poor ponies' faces. Poetry in motion Mister V. "Okay well that still doesn't explain why ya got beat up V." Stated AJ. "Well the thing is since I work for free I made enemies with my competitors who were in it for the money so they jumped me and ran me out-of-town they've been hounding me for days till I got to your orchard, I guess they thought they finished me off, lucky I had my protection." I smiled at my gear though I was more focused on my cigs "Dont worry babies daddy's still got you." I thought. AJ mulled it over "Hmmmm well ok V I reckon your excuse is valid enough...for now." She said. Touchdown V! And the crowd goes apeshit! "But im tellin ya now the apples don't take kindly to liars and hooligans." She said eyeing me seriously. Feigning shock I replied "Who me? Never!" "Well ya better not be, now why don't you eat somethin fore ya pass out." "Miss AppleJack don't mind if I do" I said. I then proceeded, still not sure of my hooves to facedive into the still piping hot apple pie...AAAAAGGGHHHHHhhh..."Now why did ya do a fool thing like that sugar cube?!" Replied a concerned AJ "I don't know!" I yelled attempting to douse the heat with the juice. A few minutes later I had a slightly reddened face and a pack of ice that AJ HOOVED to me. I was about use my mouth when I noticed she was holding it with her HOOF. So, drumroll please...I can use my hooves!... I don't know how but who gives a rats ass!
SO THERE YO GO CH.3 AND THANKS FOR THE REVIEW MAJOR! THE REASON THE STRUCTURE IS A LIL OFF IS 1. IVE NEVER WRITTEN ANYTHING BEFORE
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