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On with the disclaimer, by my sister!

Ally: *confused* I dunno what to say…

Me: Just tell them I don't own Naruto.

Ally: Why should I when you just did?

Me: …

History was lame. Just saying. I nearly fell asleep three times. At least the teacher, Iruka-sensei, didn't seem to mind my blatant dislike of his class.

"Get out your notebooks and open up to the last notes we took on the Japanese involvement in World War Two." Those were the first words out of his mouth when the bell rang. No, "This is our new student" bullpoopie. I think I'm gonna like him, was my first opinion of the guy. The class, however, is another story.

I pulled a face at the current topic and snorted.

"Something wrong, Mitarashi-chan?" He asked. "Do you dislike what we are currently studying?"

"Not that I particularly dislike it, it's just, history is history. It's over. Why do we have to learn something that happened that long ago? It's not like it's affecting us now."

"Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it." He replied sagely. I didn't respond. Looking around, I noticed Shikamaru was in this class. He was obviously zoned, about to fall asleep at his desk. I decided it would be a good idea to follow suit, only half-listening to the lecture, which was all I really needed in history. I didn't much care for the subject, but it was easy for me. Maybe that's why I didn't like it. Maybe it was too easy, not enough of a challenge. Oh well.

The bell rang what seemed an eternity later, and I got directions from Shikamaru to the Large Group Instruction room (hereafter called the LGI) for study hall.

I walked into the mini-auditorium and was surprised to see Aunt Anko sitting behind the desk up front. Apparently, ISS proctors were also study hall proctors. Sweet. I headed over to her desk to find out where I was seated, since it appeared people had assigned seats. Why else would Kisame, Deidara, and Hidan willingly have seats on opposite sides of the room?

"Ah, Oba-san, where do I sit?" She looked up at me and smiled faintly.

"Over there, please." She pointed to a seat next to the aisle, two rows down on the opposite side of Hidan. "Before you go though… How's the first day going? Anyone giving you any trouble?" She looked slightly concerned, and I couldn't help but grin at the rare expression.

"It's been great! I've had no problems at all. I've made lots of new friends."

She smiled again, relieved. "Alright. Go sit down so I can take attendance."

I headed to the seat designated to me and that's when the fun began.

Something small whizzed past my head and hit Kisame, who was near the front, in the head. He picked it up and called out "Hey Anko, someone's throwing stuff." She just glanced up at him from her attendance chart before continuing her work.

Something else flew down the aisle, missing Hidan and hitting the chair in front of him. It bounced off and landed on the floor. I snickered at the irritated expression on his face. Then one hit me. I whipped around and glared at Hidan, who was chuckling. He shook his head and pointed towards the back, where Deidara was smirking. He gestured to Kisame, who laughed. I stuck my tongue out at him. He winked, and my face flushed a bit. I picked up the thing that hit me. It was…. A piece of dogfood. Wait, DOGFOOD?

I glared at Hidan, then threw it at him. It plunked off of his head then rolled down the aisle to the front. Soon, there was an all-out dogfood fight, little pellets, flying in every direction. I noticed Naruto in the middle of the room, and threw one at him, getting him involved in the insanity he so obviously wanted to be a part of. Everytime Oba-san looked up from her work due to the tapping noise of the pellets hitting the plastic chairs, we all stopped and sat perfectly normal.

She got suspicious though. She looked up at one point, narrowed her eyes and got up. She began walking through the aisles. Eventually, she found a piece and looked around to see where it came from. She was bemused, wondering why the heck someone would bring dogfood to school, of all things. She was near me. When she turned her back, I threw the piece I had hidden in my hand at Deidara. She whirled around and glanced at me. I just gazed up at her innocently until she gave up her search and headed back to her desk.

The war continued. And not one of us got caught.

When the bell rang for the last period of the day, everyone involved burst out through the double doors laughing hysterically.

"Who's idea was that?" I finally gasped out.

They were all laughing too hard to respond verbally, so Kisame and Hidan just pointed at Deidara.

"Why the hell did you bring dogfood?" Naruto asked.

"I… don't really know, yeah." He admitted. This just caused us to laugh harder.

When we all calmed down I said, "Oba-san had them put me in choir… why, I don't really know. Do any of you guys know the way?"

Naruto nodded and explained that he was in that class too. He said he needed the credit. I think it was a cover up so the other guys didn't think he was a wuss. Deidara didn't seem to think it was odd at all. In fact, he said he wanted to take it this year, but couldn't. Hidan, being Hidan, laughed and called him a fag. Kisame merely raised an eyebrow. I smacked Hidan upside the head for being a buttmunch.

With that, the five of us parted ways, and I was headed to the lyrical art of music, and its constant state of change.

Well, how was it? I had three ideas in my head for it, and this one seemed the best. It's not the best chapter though. Oh yeah, the whole dogfood thing? That actually happened in one of my study halls. Some senior decided to be an idiot and start a dogfood war. It was entertaining though.

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