The Legend of Zelda: Passage of Soul

Disclaimer: You know I already said I own NOTHING!

Chapter 1

It was in the beginning of April, so it was early spring. My sixteenth birthday was in two days and my folks said they'd want to do something special for me, after school. Well, of course I was excited and all I was daydreaming about it. Well, I kinda forgot that I was in 4th period's math class and I was slightly drooling, too. I also didn't notice that my teacher was call me either. " Ms Glasesten!", my teacher( whose name will not be mention due to the fact that the aurther is too lazy to make up one) called.

It took awhile before I snapped back, but when I did, I yelled out stupidly, " X=9!" Everyone in my class busted out laughing. " Well, Ms Galesten! So nice of you to join us", my teacher, said, as sank into my seat out of emberessment. Did I mention that NOBODY in my entire school likes me? Didn't think so. Then to my relief, the bell rang for lunch( Mystery Meat Monday, yuck!). Now I would problobly be know as 'The girl who cried algebra' in the year book, right on top of my repution as the biggest Pokemon and Legend of Zelda geek of all time. Anyway, I sat in my lonely table near the very back of the room.

" Man, the food here is shit", I said, looking at my food with disgust. " Watch your mouth, Zelly", said a female's voice. Great. The girl who spoke was the school head cheerleader( and trust me, this bitch does not bring cheer) and the biggest snob too. Her name is Vicky( and seeing her makes me oh so sicky). She a blond-haired idiot with blue eyes who always would pick with me since kindergarden. '' Hello, Vicky'', I said sighing. Vicky stuck her tounge out at me. Then she said, " I'd heard your birthday is tomarrow." Uh-oh. I knew that little shittard was up to somethin' nasty. Like the Vicky off of FaiyOdd Partents, the I-think-my-ass-is-so-cute-so-everyone-in-the-world-must-drop-thier-shit-and-kiss-it cheerleader loved to tuortrue and tharsh everyone who didn't treat her like a princess. " What in the hell do you want?" I asked rudely.

" Why, nothing, Zelly", Vicky said in a honyed voice. I turned red red and said very nastily," You've got three soconds to fuck off, Vicky"