Ah, GOMEN! I am finally able to de-stress and write! I had a huge project due on Friday (already Dx) and I still have to study for PSATs, but I figured I should just…. Chill for now, ya know? Anywho, here's the next chapter!

Disclaimer: Me: Go ahead, Lilly-cat, do it for me! (I am currently the only one awake other than my cat).

Lilly: *stares blankly* nyaa~

(Translation: Inappropriate for the internet…. O.o")

Me: Ah! I don't own Naruto, and ignore this feline's fowl mouth!

The rest of the week passed uneventfully…. Well, for the most part. I made sure Kiba knew he was still invited. On Thursday, I had a little run-in with that girl from gym, Karin. Obnoxious little git…. Apparently, I am trying to… well, why don't I start from the beginning?

I walked into the locker room with TenTen and Ino to be cornered almost immediately by her.

"You little whore! Who do you think you are? How dare you-" She screeched, before I interrupted her.

"Uhm…. Who're you again?" She stared at me dumbfounded.

"I'm Karin you idiot! How could you not know that? I am only, like, the captain of the cheer squad!"

"Of course you are…. Now what do you want?" She gaped some more. "You know, if you keep making that face, people will think you are a fish or something." That really set her off, and she continued screeching and hollering while I was changing, all the way out to the group gathered in the gym. This was really getting annoying. I rounded on her, irritated.

"Could you please get to the point as to why you are yelling like a banshee? You are making my ears bleed."

"You are trying to steal my Sasuke-kun! News flash hun, he wouldn't be interested in a ho like you in a million years! No matter how many parties you invite him to so you can try getting in his pants!"

"You're kidding right? That's what has you flippin' sh*t at me? Because I invited him to my party? "

"No, because you-"

"I am not trying to 'steal' him from you. Not that I think he would be interested in you for a second, you're too annoying. But still, I have no interest in him in that way. So go b*tch at someone else." By now, the whole class is staring. She gaped again (soon she'll look fishier than Kisame), before storming away. My friends burst into applause.

"Ha! You sure showed her, Kai-chan! That was great!" Naruto laughed.

That night, I started making preparations. I gathered everything that I would need to take outside and set them near the door that led outside from the basement. I set up all of the lights and the hooked up the big stereo system. The less I had to do tomorrow, the better. Oba-chan was already starting on the dangos and bought all the snacky foods. I had the brownies in the oven. Once those were done, I could relax.

After school Friday, Anko and I raced home. I set everything up outside and downstairs, and she brought down the food while I raced upstairs to get ready. I straightened my bangs but left the rest of my hair wild and poofy. I donned my Tripp pants I managed to find brand new at Salvation Army, with a teal off the shoulder tunic-y shirt with chain straps. I smudged on some thick eyeliner and did smoky eyes with my eyeshadow. I grabbed my swimsuit, which was black with purple roses. By five everything was ready, and people started showing up by five thirty.

Naruto showed up with Sakura and Sai. He was wearing a neon orange tee with a trippy little skull on it, and baggy jeans. Sakura was wearing an adorable bright pink tutu and a red tee with black leg warmers over her Chucks. Sai was wearing black straight leg jeans and a band tee for MCR. Huh, I never woulda pegged him for a My Chem kinda guy.

Kiba showed up with Shino. Shino wore a green hoodie over a plain white tee and jeans and of course, his sunglasses. Kiba wore bootcut jeans and a leather jacket over a white wife beater. Wow. He didn't look too bad… but with what he said to Dei… his prospects were thin.

Hinata came with Neji, who was with TenTen and Lee. Hina-chan looked sweet in a lavender tee and a white denim skirt. Neji wore khaki cargo shorts and a white shirt with some strange logo on it, that honestly reminded me of a swastika, but I knew it wasn't. TenTen looked tough in skinny cargos and a black Avenged Sevenfold tee. Lee was…. Lee.

Sasuke showed up solo, wearing guys' skinnies and a plain black tee. Way to go the extra mile.

Shika, Ino and Choji showed up together. Shika wore normal jeans and wife beater over a fishnet shirt, Ino wore a tiny black skirt and a dark purple tube top. Choji wore simple jeans and a hoodie, which wasn't very different than what he usually wore.

Pein escorted Konan, and I couldn't help but go "awww" when I saw their linked hands. Pein was wearing bondage pants and a black BrokeNCYDE tee. Konan wore shredded skinnies with a studded belt and a BFMV tee.

Itachi showed up with Kisame. Itachi looked artfully messy in straightleg jeans and a white buttondown that was done up crooked. Kisame wore just a wife beater and torn jeans. I will admit, that beater showed off every aspect of him perfectly.

Tobi appeared with Zetsu. Tobi looked… adorable in a Mario Bros. tee and black skinnies. Zetsu was scary, no matter what he wore. I received a bone-crushing glomp from Tobi as soon as he entered.

"Oi, Tobi, move it, yeah!" Deidara called from around the human wall of Tobi-ness.

"Gomen, sempai!" He giggled frighteningly and ran out the back to everyone else. Deidara stood there with Sasori, glaring after him. I admired his hotness openly while he was distracted. He was decked out in gray skinnies and a tight black tee under an open white buttondown. Sasori noticed my gaze and smirked. I flushed. Sasori looked good too, in uber baggy jeans and a tight red tee shirt. Deidara finally looked back at me. He began scrutinizing my outfit head to toe. I blushed furiously. I seem to do that a lot around this guy. He nodded decisively. Stepping closer, he ran the back of his hand gently down my face, cupping my chin.

"Now this, this could be considered art, yeah." He leaned closer and… oh Kami ohKamiohKami….

Hidan and Kakuzu walked in. Hidan stopped dead when he saw us. Embarassed, I backed away from Deidara. Then, as if nothing happened, I ran to Hidan and glomped him.

"What the f*ck, Kai?" He spluttered.

I giggled. "I knew you'd say something like that!"

He openly checked me out, and I gave him a quick once over myself. He was looking smoking hot in Tripps covered in chains and a black wife beater. Kakuzu wore jeans and his Akatsuki hoodie.

"Sexy." Hidan leered. Normally, I would smack him. Somehow, I couldn't bring myself to. Deidara stared at us, and Hidan stared back menacingly. Just then, Temari, Gaara, and Kankuro showed up. Gaara was wearing camo cargos and a black tee with a red broken heart. Temari wore a fishnet shirt over a black cami and a black skirt. Kankuro came in a pair of black jeans and a purple shirt. Temari dragged me into a hug, breaking the tense moment. The only one who seemed to notice this was Gaara. I led them all out back where everyone was standing in little clusters. No one was mingling between the two groups. That would have to change. I went over to the speakers and turned on my Ipod and put it on shuffle. The first song was "Shots" by LMFAO. Oh yeah, now it would be a party. Whenever this song played at a drama club party, we would always change the words from "shots" to "milk."

A few of my friends whooped and started dancing, jumping, and grinding. Finally. It was like a switch was flipped. There were no two separate groups. We were one body, moving en masse to the sound of the bass blasting from the speakers. At the chorus, I belted out, "Milk, milk, milkmilkmilk, milk milk, milkmilkmilk milk milk, AND SOME COOKIES!" Everyone laughed. Everyone joined in the next time around, except for Itachi, Sasuke, Neji, and Kakuzu, who refused to dance, and Gaara, who was trying, but he seemed like he wasn't ready to completely join yet. I made a mental note to get everyone dancing eventually. This night could only get more interesting.

Ah…. Sorry this seems filler-ish. The rest of the party is yet to come, its just… its midnight, and I am kinda sleepy. So… yeah. I have figured out how this will work out between the three of them. But… no, there will be not threesomes in the future. Even though my friend said there should be. I want to keep this story innocent. Maybe one of my others will have a lemon or a lime, but not this one. This might get a cherry. Maybe.