Kay, so this is the final party chapter guys! Definitely not a filler... So, what did y'all think 'bout the lip action last chapter, huh? I liked it :P And guess what?... Th- Ya know what? Imma make you read to find out! :P

Disclaimer: I don't own the series named Naruto... or it's sex god Hidan... or bombastic angel Deidara... sadly. Oh yeah, I also don't own the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

The next few hours went by in a blur, and by two we were inside, lounging in the basement, with all the normal lights off, and the lava lights, strobelights, blacklights, and "Barney on Acid" on. Hidan, Kisame, Naruto, and Kakuzu were playing pool. Some of the others were dancing, or playing videogames, but for now, I was lounging on the couch, chatting with Temari and TenTen. I found out some interesting details in that conversation... apparently, Temari had a thing for Shikamaru. Oh, how much fun I could have with that little tidbit... and, just as interesting, TenTen was crushing on Neji for about a year now... Something needed to be done about that. I asked if Ino knew about either of them, and of course, she did. Good. Now I wouldn't feel guilty for asking for her help later...

Around three, I turned on the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I rented it specifically for this party, because I had never seen it before. Less than half an hour into the actual movie, I was debating whether or not it was a good plan. Who wanted to see Tim Curry in an S&M suit, singing about how he was just a transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania? I must've looked really awkward, because Deidara came to my rescue, and asked me if I wanted to bring in the food table, so that we didnt' have to keep running outside. I jumped at the opportunity. Hidan was still playing pool. Well... not that I cared. That jerk stole my first kiss, and never even showed any interest otherwise. I was not happy with him. Dirty little pervert.

I carried in the food, and Dei-kun grabbed the tables. We worked in silence, until the last trip, when I tripped with the pocky platter in my hands. I flinched and squeezed my eyes shut, waiting for the impact, but it never came. I slowly opened one eye, then started when I could finally comprehend what it was my eyes were seeing. Deidara had one arm wrapped around my waist, and somehow managed to catch the pocky.

"Th-thanks Dei-kun." I was flustered... this was the second time in one night that a hot guy had his arms around me, saving me from some sort of calamity. He smirked as he stood us upright. My face was within an inch of his. He was leaning closer... I panicked. I quickly grabbed a pocky stick off of the platter and stuck it in my mouth. He leaned back, grinned at me, then...

HE STOLE MY POCKY! I pouted as he stuck it in his mouth. That just wasn't fair. Even less fair than that, while I was pouting and glaring at the pocky, he pulled it out of his mouth, and gave me a kiss. It was brief, chaste, sweet, and left my lips tingling, aching for more. I felt like I was temporarily on cloud nine, but, at the same time, I felt like I deserved to rot. Wasn't my face attached to Hidan's earlier? Not that it was entirely voluntary, but... I still enjoyed it. Did that make me dirty? Did I-

My thoughts were cut short when his lips connected with mine again. There was more pressure, more urgency, like he was trying to convey some sort of message or...

Tick somebody off. Before I knew it, we were forcefully seperated, and Hidan had Dei pinned against one of the support posts of the deck by his shirt collar, ready to nail him in the face. Deidara just glared back defiantly. Hidan started to swing, and I latched onto his arm. He stopped short, just inches from connecting with Dei's nose.

"Stop!" I yelled. Tears pricked at the corners of my eyes. Hidan looked at me, fury all over his face, which quickly melted away. Deidara looked stricken by my tears. He shrugged out of his shirt and walked over to me. He brushed the hair out of my eyes tenderly, wiped my tears, and embraced me. I sobbed and broke away from his arms and bolted to the house. I could feel their gazes following me.

I stopped before I entered, and wiped my face. I put on my best acting face, and walked back in as if nothing had happened. No one seemed to notice. And honestly, I wasn't about to complain. Anko was with everyone now, watching the movie. I rejoined Temari and TenTen on the couch and watched as Eddie was brutally killed in a freezer by Curry's character, Dr. Frank-N-Furter while the heros watched in horror. I fell asleep there on the couch, wondering what I would do about my current predicament.

I woke up later that morning, not between TenTen and Temari as I had fallen asleep, but with Dei and Hidan on each side. Hidan was still asleep, with his head nestled apparently comfortably... up north... And Dei had one arm around my shoulders, and my head was resting on his shoulder. His shirt was still open, showing off his amazing body. He was lean and wiry, but he had such a nice build, and he was muscled in such a fine way... Against an opponent like Hidan, he would rely more on his speed, whereas Hidan would rely on strength... I didn't want to think about that though... I didn't want them to fight.

What was a girl to do when she was in a situation like this? I really didn't know... but I knew I would have to figure it out, and quickly.

Oh... The plot thickens. What shall she do? Clearly, Hidan isn't willing to share. And honestly... I don't think Dei is either. You shall see. I don't need to wait. I am the author, so I already know. Once again, review, and check out my other story ideas on my profile. Y'all can thank a certain Anonymous for the update. Someone who checks for an update every hour deserves an update.