This is it! This is the last chapter! I've had so much fun writing the commentary to this fic, so much that I'm going to write commentary for Twila, Da Girl Who Was In Luv W A Vampir. If that goes well, I might do a Imma Wiserd commentary too.

Thanks to everyone who has reviewed this fic, especially those of you who review each chapter as I publish it. I love seeing familiar screen-names pop up in my inbox.

Anyway, thanks again guys, and on with the last chapter of Not Another My Immortal Commentary!

AN: well I hav noffing 2 say but evrt1 stup glamming ok!111 (I can't help it that I'm so glamorous sat here ignoring my responsibilities in my pjs at 11.40 on a tuesday morning! - at least it was when I wrote this commentary!) if any gofik ppl r reading dis den u rok!11 omg I stil kant wait 4 da movie!1 tom fleton is so hot lol i hop harry wil bekum gofik koz mi frend told me he iz rlly emo in dis book!1111 (Oh good lord! Yes, that's what happened, in Order of the Phoenix, Harry went super-emo and started cutting himself... no wait, Umbridge kinda did that for him, my bad) omfg im leeving dubya pretty soon kant wait! (I expect everyone who has dated George Bush was excited to be leaving him too!) Diz wil prolly be da last chaptah until I kum bak. (So she has been away for like six years then?)

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"Dat's mi car!" shooted Draco angrily. (For some reason I read this in Dick van Dyke's fake cockney voice! "Dats me car! It's all me pals! STEP IN TIME!") But suddenly it was revealied who was in da car. It wuz….Snape! (We knew that last chapter, do keep up)

"I shall free you Loopin but first you must help me kill these idiotic donderheads." he said cruelly from the car as it flew circumamcizing (CIRCUMSISING WHO? WHAT?) above us. "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way must be killed. (YAAAAAAAAAY!) Den the Dork Lord shall never die!"

"You fucking prep!" yelled Draco. Then he loked at me sadly. "I forgot to tell u, Ebony. Snape made me do it with him. I didn't really have sexx him but he's a ropeist (OH GOOD LORD BABY JESUS)

We all put our clothes on quickly except Satan. (He left his basilisk hanging out? Pardon the Dark Lord – or rather, Bark Lord - pun) We were so scarred!1 (I'd be scared if fucking VOLDEMORT was standing there naked) But Satan didn't change. Instead he changed into a man with gren eyes, no nose, a gray robe and white skin. He had changed into… Voldemont!111(Why are you so surprised? You knew Satan was Voldemort seeing as YOU WENT BACK IN TIME TO TRY TO SLEEP WITH HIM OR WHATEVER SINCE THAT'S YOUR ANSWER TO EVERYTHING!)

"I knew who thou were all along." he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. "Now I shall kill thee all!" Thunder came in da room. (Actual thunder came into the room?)

"No plz don't kill us!" pleaded Vampire (Harry James Potter I'm ashamed at your attitude!). Suddenly Willow, B'loody Mary, Diabolo, Ginny, Drocula, Fred and Gorge (I think the twins are "gorge" too, hee hee hee), Hargrid, McGonagall, Dumblydore, Serious and Lucian all ran in.

"What is da meaning of dis?" Dumblydore asked all angrily and Voldimort lookd away (bcos dumblydore is da only whizard he is scared of.) (Voldemort's acting like a little child) He did a spell and suddenly his broomstick came to him sexily. (Sexy accio) Volxemort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstik. (So he's outside the castle?)

"Oh my goth!" Slugborn gosped. (geddit kos im goffik) (YES I GET IT. WE ALL FUCKING GET IT! 44 FUCKING CHAPTERS OF "GEDDIT KOS IM GOFFIK" WE GET IT! WEEEEEEEE GEEEEEEEET IIIIIIIIT!)

"The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!" Snape ejaculated menacingly. (How do you ejaculate menacingly? I don't even want to know. Oh and btw, because of this stupid fic, my copy of OpenOffice Writer suggests the word "ejaculate" when you type in "ej". Because of this fic. Because I have never needed to write that word in a fanfic or otherwise)

"You fucking preppy fags!" Serious shouted angrily.

"I know a four-letter word 4 dirt, CRUCIATUS!" screamed Harry (EXCUSE ME?! I know that relates back to a previous chapter but Harry, do the maths. "Cruciatus" has nine letters in it, not four, and is in no way related to dirt. Also, the correct incantation for the Cruciatus Curse is "Crucio". That is just hilarious) but da sparks from his wand only hit Draco's car. It fell down Snap quickly crowled out of it and picked up the cideo camera.

"Oh my fucking god!1" I cried becoze the video of me in da bathrum, the video of me dong it wif Drako and the video of Satan doing it with (SATAN DOING IT WITH WHO?!)

"If you kill me then deze cideos will be shown to everyone in the skull. Then u can be just like that goffik girl Paris Hillton." He laughed meanly. (I'm sorry, what?!)

"No!" I scremed. "FYI I hav da picter of u doing it with Loopin!11" (Oh, Voldemort did it with Lupin! When?)

"Whats she talking abott?" Lupin slurped as he sat in chains.

"I saw 2 she's gunna show evry1 da picter!111" Harry shouted angrily.

"Shut up!111'" Lumpkin roared.

"Foolish ignoramuses!" yielded Voldemort from his broomstick. (To be honest, I can picture Ralph Fiennes's Voldemort saying something like that) "Thou shall all dye soon." (But none of this faux-Shakespearian stupidity)

"Think again you fucking muggle poser!1" Harry yelled and then he and Diablo and Navel (Haha, bellybutton) both took out blak guns! But Voldimort took out his own one.

"U guyz are in a Latin stand-of!111" I shouted despariedrly. (Is "Latin Stand-Off" a real thing? I've Googled it and it's supposed to be "Mexican Stand-Off")

"Acco Nevel's wand!11" cried Voldrimort nd suddenly Nevil's wind was in his hands. "Now I shall kill thee all and Evony u will die!11111" (Wait, Voldemort doesn't have his own wand and he has to steal Bellybutton's?)

He maid lighting come all over da place. (… Eww)

"Save us Ebony!" Dumbledark cried.

I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent. (Ebony, nothing is more important than watching Shark Attack 3, Saw II, and having sex with Draco Malfoy; and by the way, I hope he's not impotent)

"ABRA KEDABRA!11111" I shooted.

THE END

What a fitting end to the fic!

Once again, thanks for reading and reviewing. I've had such a good time doing this! Look out for Not Another Twila, Da Girl Who Was In Luv W A Vampir Commentary, coming soon!