Chapter 20.
*TOBY'S POINT OF VIEW*
"HELLO ONCE AGAIN AUDIENCE!" I began grinning in to the camera. "Today I'm here with KATIBUSCUS!"
"Hello" Katie said shyly smiling sweetly towards the camera. She looked adorable, especially when she was currently kitted out like a gamer girl.
"Today we are beginning the game RAAAAYMANNNN! As in Rayman, as in Ray-"
"Stop babbling nonsense!" interrupted Katie. I pulled my head back Tobuscus fashion and laughed loudly. Katie seemed to be growing more confident being in front of the camera by the second.
"Sooooorry moooooomy!" I replied in a Gryphon voice. "So like I was saying. We are beginning Rayman today and because you can use two players I thought it would be the greatest idea on earth...even better than electricity to-"
"If electricity was not invented you wouldn't even have a YouTube account" Katie interrupted again. I rolled my eyes dramatically. "Yes moooommmy!"
By now the introduction of Rayman had finished and I was now able to begin the video. Soon enough we were both brought in to the brightly coloured world of Rayman and it was both easy to tell both I and Katie were purely awful at it.
"I've gone completely bonkers!" I called as my character jumped high in to the air without me meaning to make it do that.
"GET THE CRAP OUT OF MY WAY BUSCUS!" Katie shrieked putting all her effort in to getting further than me. It was evident she was one of those gamers who got really energetic and worked up when they were playing games.
"NEVERRRRR!" I screamed and tried to jump ahead of her- only to fall in to my own death. Katie found this hilarious and I pulled a fake sad face to the camera.
Katie smirked and ran towards where I was floating in a bubble. "MAN UP BUSCUS! Look, I'll burst you out of the bubble if it'll make you feel better!"
"You go guuuurl! And I am a man I'll have you very well known, I am the manliest man of all men in this manly world of men..."
The aim of this mission was to save the girl who was locked in a steel bar cage. "LOOK AT THOSE BREASTICLES!" I shouted opening my mouth wide in shock.
"I bet they're fake!" Katie protested "they definitely look it! She is NOT a real woman if those are implants I tell ya"
By that point we had finally freed the girl and she was dancing around in glee. I gazed at her putting on a show for the camera. "They're...they're bouncing" I whispered in pretend awe.
Katie slapped my shoulder and I whined. "Her eyes are up there not down there!" Katie explained to me motioning at the screen.
I proceeded to kill all enemies in my path. "BOOYAAA! POOOW POOWWWW! GET OUT MA WAY FOOOOL!"
"You have no business here!" Katie joined in leaning closer to the screen in the heat of it all. "Please lead yourself to the exit of life before I exterminate you myself!"
"You tell 'em guuurl!" I complimented beaming at how good she was in front of the camera and at gaming.
Accidently I made my character hit her character rather than killing a nemesis which was my original target. "GOD DAMNITTTT! I punched you in the heart! That's romantic"
"All you needed was a candle, rose and violins playing in the background" Katie said giggling.
"I gotta pause it" I told the audience. "Bless your face. If you sneezed in this video bless you. If you want to watch the next video press the annotation at the top! WEEEEWH! Peace off!"
"BYE GUYS!" Katie joined in waving enthusiastically at the camera.
"BOOOOOOP!" we both shouted simultaneously.
I stopped filming and turned to Katie. "You're brilliant in front of the camera! You should be in more videos!"
Katie blushed red. "You think so?"
"I know so" I replied. Katie leaned forward and kissed me on the lips and I kissed her back hungrily. Eventually I pulled away and she looked at me disappointed.
"We need to film more episodes silly! Less kissing more gaming!" I exclaimed and this made Katie laugh.
I knew my audience would love this content. I couldn't wait to upload the episodes.
*AUTHOR'S NOTE* This video was based off of the Rayman intro video on Tobuscus' channel with Olga Kay. Some bits I copied from the video and some bits I made up myself but in general it is based solely on the video.
