Hey guys, I'm back. Sorry for the pro-longed absence! I honestly didn't mean to be gone for so long! But I have been a little pre-occupied! Anyways, here's the new chapter, hope you like.

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"Right, so Stefan is feeding from and compelling Elena, who looks exactly the same as that bitch, Katherine, but is 537 years younger and has a completely different personality. Also, you are falling in love with this Elena." Lexi paused, glancing sideways at me. "Don't look at me like that, Damon! You ARE falling for her. There is no point denying it! Anyway, her best friend, Bunnie-"

"Bonnie…" I corrected her mistake, quickly earning me a glare and a slap.

"Okay! Fine. Her best friend, Bonnie, is slipping her vervain regularly… You do realise that, eventually, it could end up killing Stefan, right?"

"I know, but at least Elena will be happy."

"You don't mean that, Damon! He's your brother, you love him deep down!" Lexi said, before we both burst into tears of laughter.

"Ok, ok. I'm going to see Stefan now. Act surprised when you see me!" She announced as she climbed, naked, out of my bed. We may hate each other, but it just made for better banging! After we had had some fun, we had made a plan on how to stop Stefan. First, we had to get closer to Elena – which was near impossible now my brother was beginning to get suspicious of me. Lexi had decided she would return to Stefan's side as his best friend, pretending she did not know what he was doing to Elena. After she gains his trust, she aims to get close to his girlfriend. Then we make our move.

As I walked slowly down the stairs, I was greeted by the joyful screams and shouts from united old friends. Lexi had been back to her apartment, changed and come back to knock on the door, in the time it had taken me to dress. Stefan pulled her close and spun both of them round until they were dizzy, as I stood on the stairs watching.

"Lexi. Lovely to see you, as always." I said, making it sound as sarcastic as possible.

"Damon." She nodded at me, before turning back to my brother. "So, bro, what's new with you? I hear you've got a girlfriend!" She said with such believable joy.

"Now, how would you know that?"

"I know everything, Stefan. You should know that by now!" She winked before leading him into the lounge. They sat and talked for hours about nothing in particular, as I subtly walked in every now-and-again to pour myself a new glass of Bourbon Whiskey.

Just as the conversation seemed to fade… Elena arrived.

"Stefan? You home?" Her sweet, tuneful voice came from the doorway.

"In here!"

A few seconds later, the beautiful Elena was standing, nervously, looking at her boyfriend who was sat holding hands with a gorgeous bimbo. "Oh. I didn't know you had company…"

"Hi, I'm Lexi! I'm Stefan's oldest friend!" Lexi energetically offered her hand for Elena to shake, which she did, slowly.

"Nice to meet you, Lexi. I'm Elena."

Elena stood awkwardly by the edge of the sofa where Lexi and Stefan were sat, giggling like school children.

"How 'bout a drink for the lovely lady?" I asked Elena, feeling sorry for her. She hesitated, so I poured her a drink anyway.

"Thanks, Damon." She whispered.

"Hey, don't be getting drunk, Elena!" Stefan said sternly, trying to act as playful as possible.

"Leave her be." I said, in annoyance of my brother's behaviour.

Stefan rose from his seat, aggressively and strode over to me until we were toe-to-toe. "What are you like her Guardian Angel who gets her pissed now?" He clenched his fists, "Go on, do it. Get her pissed then fuck her. What will you do then, Damon? She could be another one-nightstand! Do it, I dare you. But I will break that pretty, little face of yours, bro."

"Stefan!" Lexi and Elena exclaimed together, before pulling my angry little brother slowly away from me. This was a new low for Stefan. He had never been an aggressive person. A little uptight but definitely not aggressive!