"Damn ninja skills, WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE IAM GETTING SHOT EVERYTIME I RUN?! IM NOT EVEN HALF WAY DONE!!"
"Itachi, you only ran across the street, if you dont really get going I'll give you a reason to buy life insureance!" Said a Ticked off pinkett.
"How much is this life insurence?" asked an curious ninja.
----------------------Somewhere in the akatsuki base--------------
"Money senses TINGLING!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone is about to waist money! NOOOOOO!!!!!!" Screamed kakuzu.
"THE FUCK?! SERIOUSLY GREEDY BASTARD WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT?!" Demanded Hidan.
"DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MONEY!!" And so hidan once again got his head ripped off.
-----------------------------------------------ahem back to sakura-------
'About time that bitch left so the mission can start' snickered sakura.
"Sakura you are weak, because you la-" Started sasuke.
"MUHAHAHAHA, Ahem. Did you say something?" Cutt sakura.
"Uh no."
"Good bitch, now I need your help! Laugh with me like you storta know whats going on! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA" Cheered Sakura.
"uh ok MUHAHAHAHAHa" laughed a confused chicken butt.
"Ahem I will see you in three days in this exact spot or in mexico. Adios mi amigo" Spoke sakura before making a transportation jutsu.
"She's SEXY" Cheered sasuke.
"OOF" landed naruto on sasuke. "Im finally back!!!" Cheered the youthful blonde.
"RAPE" And so Naruto got raped by hinata who finally lost her mind.
And sasuke was squished underneath it all.
---------------------------somewhere deep in a cheep ass motel----
Kakashi woke up to see that Gai was naked in bed next to himself. He softly smiled at gai's sleeping form.
-poke- -poke-
"Mmmm, 5 more minutes" mummbled Gai.
"NO ROUND 2 STARTS NOW" yelled kakashi.
"I don't know if I handle this challenge anymore my body is aching from last nights round" spoke Gai while attempting to sit up right.