"Ahem Where was I, oh yes I remember back in...." spoke an old man.
"POW/BAM/SMASH" "MUAHAHAHAHA DIE OLD MAN!" Hinata screamed while beating the crap out of a bush.
"Ahem um child that is a bush I am over here" Spoke the old man.
"....Damn Why was I the defected blind child instead of hinabi or neji!!!" She said while accidentally shooting herself.
"TOBI IS GOOD BOY!!! JA NE UGLY GIRL!" Tobi who popped out of nowhere screamed.
-----------------WITH TSUNADE AND KISAME------------
"ONE HUN-DDDDRRED BOTTLES OF SAKKKKEEH ON THE WALL, PASS ONE DOWN" Sang Tsunade quite loudly.
"SWANG IT AROUND, ONE HUNDDDDDDDRAD N' WON BOTTLES OF SAKEHH -" Sang the overly drunk Kisame.
"MMMMMM" They chugged another shot of sake before they passed out hugging.
-----------------------Sakura and Tobi---------------------
"Sakura-sama the akatsuki are awaiting your orders, Also Pein is starting to get suspicious" Spoke Madara, also known as tobi.
"He should be, he belives you to be the true founder of the akatsuki! Ha When truthfully Iam!! Though make sure he doesnt get too suspicious, if he does you know what to do...." Spoke Sakura.
"Hai, but Leader what is our next step" asked Madara.
"Our next move will be to-"
-------------------------------------------Naruto----
"Finally Iam safe!!!" screamed naruto seeing hinata no where in sight.
"D-O-B-E!!!! SHE SQUISHED ME!!!! ANOTHER PERSON ON THE LIST FOR REVENGE!!!" Screamed Sasuke.
"That I can agree on! Belive it!!" shouted Naruto.