Last time on Survior----

SHIT WRONG THING!
Can we restart this re-cap?

Eh? Boss says go ahead!

COOL!

LAST TIME!_________________________________________

-----------------------Sakura and Tobi---------------------

"Sakura-sama the akatsuki are awaiting your orders, Also Pein is starting to get suspicious" Spoke Madara, also known as tobi.

"He should be, he belives you to be the true founder of the akatsuki! Ha When truthfully I am! Though, make sure he doesnt get too suspicious, if he does you know what to do...." Spoke Sakura.

"Hai, but Leader what is our next step" asked Madara.

"Our next move will be to-"

-------------------------------------------Naruto----

"Finally Iam safe!" screamed naruto seeing hinata no where in sight.

"D-O-B-E! SHE SQUISHED ME! ANOTHER PERSON ON THE LIST FOR REVENGE!" Screamed Sasuke.

"That I can agree on! Belive it!" shouted Naruto.

PRESENT TIME.

--------------------With the Drunkards-----------------

Kisame woke up to find a beautiful blonde in his arms, not only that but to find he's in some cheap hotel room.

SNORE......

"WTF?" Kisame jumped.

"Whaa?" asked a groggy Tsunade. She sleepily turned her head towards him, eyes widend "H-"

"Holy shit? Yeah I know I'm ugly..." sighed Kisame.

"NO! Hunka hunka man!" She jumped him, deciding she wanted his disco stick.

-------------------------Sasuke and Naruto-----------------

"Naruto, we don't have much time! Use your rasengan to sharpen the weapons!" Yelled the Ass Hat.

"I dunno even that idea sounds stupid to me..." Answered Naruto.

"I don't have time! Listen I have to meet sakura soon!"

"Your fucking dead, Sakura's gunna pummble you! BELIEVE IT!" Screamed Naruto

"YOUR MOM!" Screamed Sasuke.

"I DON'T HAVE A MOM ASSHOLE!" Screamed Naruto.

He then lunged at Sasuke.

(INSERT ASS KICKING)

---------------------------Sakura----------------------

"KAKASHI? Where the fuck are you? I NEED YOU!" Screamed Sakura, looking for her "dear" sensei.

----------------------------------KAKASHI--------------

"MY HENTAI SENSES ARE TINGLING!"

"SOMEONE SPOKE THE WORDS FUCK, KAKASHI, AND I NEED YOU!"

"I AM COMMING MYSTERY VOICE!'

------------------------------Tobi---------------------

"Pancakes, Pancakes, pancakes! WHOO~" Cheered Tobi in a sing song voice.

Hidan walks by noticing Tobi in the kitchen singing, and decides to scare him.

"BOO!" Hidans atempt failed and he ended up geting knocked out by the pancake pan.

SMACK!

Ouch that's gotta hurt......

"Tobi sorry, hidan-sempai, but Leader-chan needs you~"

-------------------------------------------Itachi---------

Standing in the middle of the Stone village.

"Where are you Kisame!"

"Kisame"

"kisame"

"kisame"

Wow it really echos in this village... Thought Itachi.

"Crap, why didn't I think of using my sharingan to find him to begin with...." He spoke to himself, while activating his sharingan.

"I feel stupid!" He yelled out of nowhere.

"Stupid"

"Stupid"

"Stupid"

Even the echo's mock me.... Thought Itachi Bitterly.

---------------------------------------Hidan------

Nothing happed yet, he's still knocked out being dragged.