"Sakura-chan…. You make me feel like I'm losing my virginity for the first time!" Naruto sang at the top of his lungs.
"Dobe, do me a favor and shut the fuck up….. Okay, our weapons are finally sharpened, Naruto is with me, and now it's time to meet sakura…" Sasuke spoke checking off his list.
"Oi teme, where are we going to meet Sakura-chan anyway?" Naruto asked.
"Shit… She told me two different places….. Near a bush which is near a tree which is near a randomly placed red flower and it's near Kana's tea shop; or in Mexico…Arriba! " Answered Sasuke the ass-hat.
"Well that Arriba was very uncharacteristic of you Sasuke! Believe it!" Shouted Naruto.
"Who isn't out of character in this story dobe….." Sasuke answered back.
"True…"
"Just look at what the writer did to my brother, dumbass…" Sasuke spoke.
"Well I don't think I'm that out of character, teme" Answered back Naruto.
"I love you Sasuke-chan, you're amazing, but I won't admit it because I refuse to." Naruto spoke without control.
"See and there you go, hn." Smirked Sasuke trying not to chuckle.
"What the HELL?!" Screamed Naruto.
With Hidan_ and_Tobi
"So who the fuck is this "real" leader, I mean seriously what the fuck is fucking wrong with this series, this shit is fucking insane. Since Pein isn't the fucking leader anymore, seriously what the fuck, why would that fucker say he's the leader if he fucking isn't! What the hell, it's not like it's some pink haired midget for fucks sake."
Tobi stopped for a second at Hidan's last comment and continued without a word.
"Oi fucker where is the leader, and where are we fucking headed?" Asked Hidan.
Sakura _ and _Hinata
"Muahahahahaha" they both laughed.
"Good, good, good my dear blind girl" Sakura chanted why rubbing her hands together evilly.
"I hope all this is to their liking…" Hinata snicker while finishing up their plans.