South Park seems like a small town, well, I can't really tell because I have my nose buried in a new book. As soon as I get to a new chapter, we stop at our house. It's a 2-floor craftsman style house. "It could look better in yellow like most of these houses are." I say, "But sweetie" my mom says "that's what makes us different from the other houses!" "I knew that." I reply, we all laugh. I then jump outside and quickly realize. IT'S COLD! As I run inside I zip up my sweater and then realize it's nice and warm in the house! As I unzip my sweater, I look around the house for a good bedroom, since they're all on the second floor, I decide to look there. I end up picking a bedroom that has a medium sized bed and a wonderful view of South Park. When I'm done unpacking my clothes, books, stuff, etc. I decide to brave the cold and walk to Stan's house. But not before having a quick snack of Cheesy Poofs. Anyway, on my way there I see a boy about my age walk down the sidewalk among the adults, he is wearing a kind of hat that is knit into braided threads on the bottom that is dark blue and has a yellow puff on top. The thing is, as he is walking he is giving everybody the finger! I go up to him, the bad girl that I am and tell him "These people did nothing. They don't deserve the F finger!" he responds by slowly extending his fist in my face, then, ever-so-elegantly raising his middle finger at me. I just roll my eyes and walk away, but not before that I give him a 1 and 1 finger salute while walking away. Are all the kids in this town like that? If so, my middle finger would get quite the exercise. I arrive at Stan's house and promptly ring the doorbell "Go get it turd!" I hear screamed from the house. It's clearly Shelly, I can tell from the lisp. As the door opens I rush in and hug Stan "Stan!" I shout "Spencer!" he exclaims. "Who is it tur-SPENCER!" I hear Shelly shout. I un-hug Stan ,then go over to Shelly and we make plans to do our nails sometime tomorrow "How can you like her so much Spence?" Stan asks "HEY TURD I AM A VERY LOVELY PERSON!" Shelly shouts. She then goes upstairs and I can hear Britney Spears being played really loud. "So," Stan begins "Some of my friends are coming over today. Do you want to stay until then to meet them?" "I would love to!" I exclaim "Are any of them cute?"
"I forgot how boy-obsessed you are." Stan says "but I'm a boy, remember? I don't know if boys are cute." "Well I'll just have to see!" I singsong.