Halo Combat Evolved Screwed Up Version
Hey guys I'm back. I was out for a while and I was busy memorizing the halo script. Now I'm ready to be random :3 Here we go!
Chapter 3 Pillar of Derp Part 3
Chief ran out of the bridge.
He saw three grunts and he tried to shoot them with the pistol but it was empty.
Chief found an assault rifle but it was also empty.
Then Chief screamed, "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...!"
Then Cortana interrupted, "I made a bad idea about being with you."
Then Chief yelled, "Shut up Cortana! I'm the main character here; you are just a lousy A. I. who just won't shut up."
Cortana didn't say anything else because she knows it's true.
50 minutes later.
Chief said "We finally made it."
Then Cortana shouted, "Look!"
All of the marines looked at the ring and one of the marines questioned, "What is that thing?"
The person who is driving the pod said, "Hell if I know but we are landing on it."
Then the marine screamed, "AHHHHHH WE BEEN HIT!"
Cortana said, "I knew it the Derp is moving faster to the ring, Captain Keys is going manual."
Then the person who is driving the pod yelled, "Heads up, everyone!
This is it we are entering the ring atmosphere at 5."
Cortana said, "You should take a seat."
Chief said, "Bitch please! We'll be fine."
Cortana said, "I still have fingers to keep crossed."
Then they disappeared into the ring.
Yeah I know. It's a little short, but it's the end of the first level. I hope you enjoyed it. XD