Halo Combat Evolved Screwed Up Version

by Neptin Shumabe

I was board so I made a screwed up version of halo. Rated M for strong language and mild sexual themes.

4. Chapter 4: Dahalo Part 1

Halo Combat Evolved Screwed Up Version

Chapter 4: Dahalo Part 1

Hello halofans and i'm back sorta and more funny than ever :3 thanks for the reviews i'm glad you liked it now on to this chapter

They were comin in too fast in Dahalo and then the one of the marines said to chief, "I don't wana die chief i'm too young to die."

Chief said, "How much of a bet that your going to die, I bet your all going to die and I will be left as one man and my next mission will be to rescue other marines from other pod crashes."

Then the lady whos driving the pod yelled, "WE ARE COMING IN TO FAST!"

Everyone held on and then they crashed.

Chief got out of the pod and so did the marine that said, "I'm to young to die."

The marine saw chief and said, "Hey i'm alive! Heh, your wrong chief I guess you have a marine sidekick now."

Then chief grabs an assult rifle and shoots him in the face and he said, "I didn't hear a thing."

The marine died.

The chief looked around and then started walking then Cortana said, "Go to those hills a covinant drop ship is approaching we'll make the covinant think that everybody died in the pod crash."

Then chief said, "Or we could just shoot them all."

Cortana said, "I guess i'm going to get this from you alot."

Then Chief answered back, "Yup and you better get used to it because your stuck with me for three more game sequals."

Cortana sighed.

I've been busy lately so this will give you something to read while i spend time with my family :3