Halo Combat Evolved Screwed Up Version
Chapter 5: Dahalo Part 2
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Chief waited for the covinant to come and when they came they all died because a grunt was driving and crashed into the wall.
You could almost hear one elite yelling while falling to his death, "WOOOOORRRRRRT!"
Chief pressed a staples button and it said, "That was easy."
He went to find survivors while killing a few covinant along the way.
Then cortana said, "Their our survivors."
Johnson said, "Hey Chief hows it going my man? I also thought we were in trouble but now that your here..."
Then Chief interrupted and yelled, "FUCK YOU!"
Johnson said, "Awww don't be that way if i had a big ass turrent i'll bust your ass."
Johnson looked to the sky and saw a covinant drop ship.
Johnson yelled, "SHIT COVINANT DROP SHIPS EVERYWHERE!"
One hour later.
Chief killed the last grunt on the battlefield.
He looked around and saw that everyone died then angerly said, "Oh God dammit."
Cortana called someone to drop off a warthog then a pelican came in.
The person said who's driving the pelican, "Hello master chief this is Captian Smith i'm going to drop a worthog off for you."
Then one of the pods from the pillar of derp fell and hit the pelican.
The pelican fell out of the sky.
The worthog came loose with a marine on the back holding a turent.
The worthog landed on the ground it rolled and rolled then finally it stopped right in front of chief.
The marine was perfectly fine.
Chief said, "That works too."
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