Halo Combat Evolved Screwed Up Version

by Neptin Shumabe

I was board so I made a screwed up version of halo. Rated M for strong language and mild sexual themes.

6. Chapter 6: Dahalo Part 3

Halo Combat Evolved Screwed Up Version

Chapter 6: Dahalo Part 3

hello i am linsey lohan (then everyone started screaming) lol anyway thanks for all the reviews

Chief got in the warthog and started driving while singing badly to a song called "Living on a player".

Cortana yelled, "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

Then randomly the marine died that was on the back of the warthog from chief's horrible singing.

Chief saild calmly, "alright."

Then yelled while singing, "BITCHING ON A PRAYER!"

One hour of annoyance, killing and rescueing later.

Cortana said, "I found captian keys, he's being held on a covenant cruser and..."

She paused for a moment because the name of the covenant name of the cruser had a horrible name.

Then she continued, "The false and retardination is what it is called."

Chief said with a (O_O) face, "The covenant is retarded?"

Then cortana said angerly, "This is the captian we are talking about stop being such retard and listen."

Chief didn't say anything after that.

Then randomly a pelcan dropped in front of the rocks and cortana said, "Finally we can get out of here."

She continued saying, "Alright captian smith, we need your help with a rescue mission."

Then they flew off to the sunset.

yaaaaaaaaaay end of level 2