Halo Combat Evolved Screwed Up Version
Chapter 7: The False and Retardination Part 1
herro friends back for another chapter i got something to say...THANK YOU FOR READING MY BOOKS i know their random as hell but u kept reading thank u now on with the story before i forget lmao
Out in the canyon where the coveinant cruzer bruser is hovering in the air.
A pelican named captian smith landing near the cruzer bruser where they don't get caught.
Cortana said while they were landing, "They enemy has captured captian keys and are holding him on this cruser burser."
She paused for a moment and continued, "They are curently holding position in approximetly 300 meters above the other end of this plateau."
Then chief spoke and questioned, "Now how the hell am i supposted to get up there?"
Cortana said, "The covenant uses a gravity lift to transport troops and other stuff to the ship."
The pelican landed then while the marines and chief where getting out you randomly hear Johnson yell, "GET OUT ON THE DOUBLE!"
When chief got out he turned to Johnson and said, "I thought you died on the Dahalo level."
Johnson said nervously, "Um, I don't know what your talking about."
Then he whistles while the pelican flew off.
Chief yelled, "THAT FUCKER LIED TO ME!"
10 minutes of killing later.
Chief found the gravity lift he said, "Alright men time to go in the cruser bruser."
He turned around and saw that all the marines have died and he sighed saying, "Oops."
Cortana called captian smith to get more marines.
When they came out of the pelican, two hunters came out of the gravity lift also.
Then one marine yelled, "WOW HOLY SHIT!"
He shot one shot at two hunters with his pistol then they died and he sighed saying, "Oh."
Then the marines with master chief went up the gravity lift.
You could hear one marines when he went up the gravity lift yelling, "YE HAW!"
whew i thought this chapter would never end THANKS FOR READING :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD