Halo Combat Evolved Screwed Up Version
Chapter 9: The False and Retardination Part 3
hello friends we are about to read the next chapter but i got something to say...hi lol this part is a little sexual themes in it so don't read if u don't like that kind of stuff
50 minutes later.
Before Chief walked in where the captian was being held, their were two elites looking at captian keys and a marine.
The elite has red armor and the other had yellow.
The marine was doing something to keys.
The yellow elite questioned, "Um do humans usually do this?"
The red elite answered back, "I don't know but, whatever their doing, it just looks wrong."
Chief came out of no where and killed the two elites.
Chief yelled, "Keys where here to save you..."
He paused for a moment and chief knew what they where doing.
Chief asked, "And who's this."
The marine interupted keys and said, "Your mommy's bitch."
Then keys said nervously, "He was trying to get a noodle out of my mouth...with his tongue."
Then the other marine answered back, "Um I don't think so his penis was more close to his tongue."
Keys snapped back, "Marine! Are saying that i'm a homosexual?!"
The marine said, "Well..."
Chief shot the marine who just had sex with keys and said, "There problem solved. Now lets get going."
They made it back to the ship room.
They went it the covenant drop ship and the marine got in the driver's seat.
The marine said confused, "I'm not familer with these controls maybe we should look for a plan B."
Then randomly keys found a liquer bottle and drank it.
He got drunk.
Keys pushed the marine out of the way and said while being drunk, "Alright men! Lets get our ass's out of here."
Chief saw two hunters and chief said, "Um sir. Watch out for the two hunters."
Keys snapped back, "I'll handle this."
Keys crashed into the wall three times without even hitting the two hunters and chief said, "Maybe we should go."
Keys replied, "I agree."
Then they flew off.