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More peaches in this chapter.


Peaches whimpered as a female saber approached her. It was around four in the morning, and the following night the saber and the rest of the criminals had been talking hotly.

"I don't care if there's a child in there, I want you to kill them! When I returned to my pack, that saber had betrayed us. Because I was such a small female, and little help, without Diego to defend me, they kicked me out. Maybe, at one time, we were friends, but now, I want you to kill them all. For revenge, for food, and for all these times we've been starving." "What about that kid?" asked the wolf, pointing to Peaches. The saber smiled ruefully at her. "She'll be our plaything," she said. She chuckled cruelly. "Yes, I believe that's an excellent plan."

Now, as the saber approached her, Peaches felt terrified. Alone. Defenseless.

Abandoned.


"How do ya feel?" murmured Buck into his mate's ear. She gave a muffled groan, burying her face into her pillow. He sighed and rested his hand on her back. She raised her head just long enough to say, "Stupid flu." He chuckled. "You want breakfast?" "Please," she mumbled.


Melody shook her brother awake, rousing him from sleep.
"Leave me alone," came a muffled groan from Buck as Melody tried to wake him up. "Buck, we need to get moving." He batted her away with the hand that Sid had bitten. Seeing something peculiar, she grabbed his gasped, and Buck flipped over because he was in an awkward position. "What now?" "OH MY GOSH!" "Shut up, Melody," he hissed, "you're goin' to wake everyone and everything up within a mile's radius." "Buck, when Sid bit you, he gave you the poison!" "Shh!"he hissed again. "No, don't shush me! This is dangerous!"

"Hey, what's all the commotion about?" moaned Eddie. "Nothing." "The bleedin' sloth gave him the pesticide!" "What?" asked Ellie groggily. Melody was starting to hyperventilate. "You could...You could..." "I could slap you right now for waking me up. The sun's not even up!" "I thought you were an early riser," said Manny. "Anyway, it'll help us find Peaches sooner..." Buck gave his twin a warning glance, and she reluctantly dropped the subject.

But, she was not about to let her twin in any more danger than need be.


"So," rambled Eddie, "I was at this one fruit stand, right? And there was this foreign lady working there, right? And then so I'm all like, 'Can I have some mangoes?' And she's all like, 'Gusto mo ng ilang mga mansanas?' And I was all like,'No, lady, I want some mangoes! Man-goes.' So then SHE was like, 'Homines ambulantes? Paenitet me, duro headed insolens puer hicfructus modo vendat.' And I'm like if you're gonna own a fruit stand make sense! Well, I never went back THERE again." "I don't think she liked you," commented Tabitha. "Why?" asked Eddie. Tabitha shrugged, "No reason. No reason at all."

Manny glanced at Buck. "Hey, weasel, why so quiet?" he asked. Buck looked up,"Huh?" Melody rolled her eyes and thumped his head. "?Por que?" she asked. "Oy! I've got enough brain damage as it is!" protested Buck. "And believe me, he's got a LOT," teased Manny. "Too much," agreed Melody. "So," began Ellie with a worried expression, "how long do you think it'll take to find Peaches?" Buck shrugged; Ellie silently noted that Tabitha's shrug was nearly exactly like his. "I'd say, if we're lucky, roughly...half a day? Of course...You're not the luckiest of mammals. You have a habit of losing things. So I'd say we'll probably find her within...Oh, maybe two days?" Melody frowned and caught his eye, mentally inquiring, But can you make it back to the top in time? He gave a glance that read: 'Course, don't I have a habit of always pulling through? Ellie seemed worried, still, but left the matter alone, quickening her pace ever so slightly.

There was a long silence, which Tabitha broke with careful expertise. "Okay, so, okay so like one time, see one time Randy Beaman's aunt was sitting on the...on the front porch and she was, and she was in her bare feet, and she felt a lick and she thought it was a dog licking her feet but it wasn't, it was this crazy guy that did that a lot. Yeah. True story. I think, I heard it from this one kid..." Manny gave Buck an incredulous look, thinking, "Man, she's just as crazy as her dad!" Eddie, on the other hand was amazed. "Whoa, what did she do to get rid of him?" Tabitha looked at her dad, thinking, 'Is this guy serious?" Buck nodded slightly. "Uh...I think she called the cops or something...I mean...I would get freaked out if some body was licking my feet..." Ellie shook her head, momentarily amused, "Where do you guys come up with these things? They're just so...random." "We're not random!" protested Tabitha, "we just think way faster than you do because the complexity of our encephalons are much more advanced than your brains, which lack cognizance in specific areas." Buck looked confused. "But mammoths are supposed to have a great memory..." "Well...still."


Peaches was crying hard. "How do I shut the thing up?" demanded the tigress. "Duh...Well maybe she'd like a turnip too," suggested the skunk. The female was losing her temper, so she grabbed the slimy turnip and threw it at the young mammoth's face. This made her cry even more. "Maybe she likes carrots?" "SHUT UP YOU IMBECILE!"


"Sid? Sid, are you awake?" asked Dorothy. She gently spooned some mushy food into his mouth and forced him to swallow. He sputtered, but didn't seem to be awake. "We need to get going," said Diego, scooping the sloth up.

"Hey, Diego?" asked Matthias. "Mmgh?" "Do you think the...virus, or whatever it is can be transmitted through spit?" Diego shrugged. "Why?" Because Sid was in his mouth, the word 'Why' came out sounding like, "Moo?" Matthias also shrugged, "I mean...Sid bit Buck earlier...Right before we left." Diego's brow creased, and he put Sid down for a moment. "Well," he said, "We'll just have to hope for the best."


Sorry if it was too short.

Anyway...

Yakko Warner*: Why are we constantly at the end of every chapter?

Me: Psh, I don't know.

Maggie (Peace Light Victory's property, FYI so DON'T SUE MEH PLEAZ): oops, sorry! Wrong story! (turns to leave to go back to PEACELIGHTVICTORY'S profile thinger)

Me:... .. ... ... .. ... ... ... .. ... ... .. ... .. ... .. ..see ya...

Buck: *yawns* I feel kinda...sleepy...

Me: Ha ha, you'll be feeling very sleepy as this story goes on.

Tabitha: WHOA! I FOUND THIS MAGICAL BOX THING!

Dot (Warner, also owned by WB with her Bros.): Gee, somebody's been living under a rock for the last century. It's a Television.

Me: Hey, be nice or...Or...NO FANFICTION!

Wakko*: *whimpers* okay.

(awkward silence follows)

Ellie: So...

Crash: Yup...

(more silence)

Me: WHOA omg did you hear about how Randy Beman's grandparents got stuck in an elevator and they were in there so long they became skeleton people?

Manny: No.

Wakko: HECK YEAH! HIGH FIVE!

*high fives*

Yakko: *blows kiss* GOOOOODNIGHT EVERYBODYYYYY! *waves madly at crowd*

*copy right Warner Brothers/Steven Spielberg/Tom Ruegger