Halo Combat Evolved Screwed Up Version
Chapter 12: 123 Innocent Spark Plug
Chapter 6...after when i made chapter 5 i thought oh god i hope i won't run out of ideas and that means the readers think i'm a retard so i looked inside myself and i found some ideas soooooooo...here we go :DDDDDDDDDDD
It was raining in a forest somewhere on Dahalo.
Smith was coming to a stop on a very shallow lake.
They landed and chief jumped out.
When chief landed in the water smith said, "The last transmission from the captian was from this area and that was over 12 hours ago."
He paused for a moment and continued, "When you locate captian keyes, radio in and i'll come and pick you up."
Then the pelican flew off leaving chief standing there in the rain.
Luckly only his armor got wet.
Chief said to himself relieved, "Thank God Cortana isn't here. She was a pain in the ass."
Chief looked over to his left and noticed a pelican had crashed before he got there.
He walked over trying to find a name on the side of the pelican.
He found it on the side it read "Sexy Mama".
Chief was shocked to see that and when on.
Before he went on he heared a transmission from the crashed pelican.
He could bearly hear the person's voice untill he moved closer to the pelican.
Their was alot of static, but he managed to get a little about what he said.
He said, "This is dropship (static) Pillar of Derp (static) we are under attack by some new kind (static) victious covenant. (static) Captian Keyes has been captured by (static) there in a large structure (static) that could hold out."
Then he continued, "I'll send this message do you read me? (static) Dropship Sexy Mama clear!"
That was it.
Chief was confused so he decided to follow the path that lead to...um...somewhere while killing covenant along the way.
While chief was walking on the path he saw a weird shadow ran on a hill.
Chief shrugged it off.
He made it to the base but, he saw alot of gunfire and a few covenant running away from the base with an explosion.
Chief thought to himself, "Uh oh. Somebody got somebody's wife pregnent again."
Chief went inside the base without the covenant knowing he was there.
He went down the elevator.
He kept fighting and fighting...as usual.
He was about to go through a door.
Until he heard glass breaking and some sort of weird pop.
Then he heard, "STAY BACK! STAY BACK! YOUR NOT TURNING INTO ONE OF THINGS! I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT! STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Chief walked in and shot him and said, "That was annoying."
Chief kept looking around until he found a dead marine with ALOT of blood.
He went down the to find a door with a keypad.
Chief was about to press the button.
He heard a weird sound and he turned around, but saw nothing.
He faced back to the door and pressed the button.
A fat, dead marine fell on him.
Chief said to himself, "Oh great! A fat ass landed on me."
He walked in holding on to the dead body and the door closed behind him.
Chief dropped the dead body and found a helmet.
It said "Jerkins".
He found a video chip and he put it in his helmet.
Then pressed play.
Chief started hearing slow ride music playing.
Then he threw out the chip and complained, "I hate that song."
Chief looked around to find a way out.
Then a door randomly bursted open.
The flood spores looked at him for a second.
Then they ran to chief.
Chief yelled, "HOLY PENIS!"
Then started shooting.
More spores came in all directions.
Chief...of course, killed them all.
Chief turned around and the door he came in bursted opened.
"OH GREAT MORE SPORES!" yelled chief sarcasticly.
After when the spores were gone, a combat form ran to him and hit him with his claws.
"OW!" yelled Chief.
Then shot his arm off that had the claw.
Chief said with a ^_^ face, "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! I has a new friend."
Then the flood kept following him while killing other flood instead of covenant.
20 minutes later.
Chief was going up the elevator and he killed his buddy.
He saw more marines and one of the marines said scared, "Chief, thank God you are here. We've been lost out here for hours. After when we lost contact with the other people, we headed to um...somewhere and these...these things they ambushed us. We got to get out of here."
Smith randomly said, "There is a large tower at the end of this place. Find a way to get there and I can move in and pick you up."
1 minute later.
They made it to the tower.
Randomly sentinals came out of nowhere and helped the marines.
Randomly Chief teleported somewhere.
He said shockingly, "WHAT THE FUCK!"
He turned around and saw a floating machine and said, "Oh hai."
"Greetings. I'm 123 Innocent Spark Plug." said Innocent Spark Plug.
Then they both teleported somewhere.
Smith yelled shockingly, "Chief I losh your signal. Where did ya go boy? Chief! CHIEF!"
end of level 6 review please