A/N: Ok so this is not turning out like I thought it was going to. I realized Stonez is really not a violent character after figuring out some concepts yesterday... So now there will officialy be a bug in the guitar so it really doesn't work out like the Tallests hoped and well, you'll just have to keep reading!

To my kind editor,

Thank you again for correcting my many errors in my last story! I will try to get about 1,000 words for this. ( Next time I shouldn't go on youtube at like 10:00 PM and type at the same time O_o...) Yeppers, thats about it.

Enjoy people who like to read the stuff I write!

Song I am using: Travling Madness. ( you can find it on you tube )

Stonez's P.O.V

I got into the Voot, this Voot was slower than all the others so it might take some time to get to Earth. I should probably read the list that the Tallests gave me right after I contact Luna so she can tell my where this place actually is. I activated my new comunicator watch and dialed the numers to the area where Luna was working at. After a while of drinking some soda and eating a candy-rock stick, she finally answerd.

" Oh, hello Stonez! " Luna said, obviously acting like she thought Stonez was pretty cool.

" Hey! Well I have your list of ' planets ' you gave the Tallests to give me. It's not planets, none of these places are planets... like there's this one called Michigan and another called New York, I mean it just doesn't make sense. " Said Stonez, semi-aggravated. On the screen, Luna face-palm herself, as id she just realized she completely messed up.

" Oh, no! The Tallests are going to kill me! I gave you a list of states in the United States of America. How orignal right? I meant to give you a list of planets. There are so many things the Tallests ask for and I can't keep up with them. Well, the least I can give you are Earth's cordinates to start out with. "

" So, what are they? "

" Give me one minute. "Over his watch, Stonez could hear crazy typing sounds.

" They are 37 43' 22.51" N and 119 38'00.60 W. " Said Luna slowly so Stonez could comprehend.

" Whoa... um ok. Hey! How about you stay online until I actually get to Earth? " Said Stonez trying to write down the cordinates that Luna had just told him, with little luck.

" What could the harm be? I mean, I don't want you to mess up the Tallests' plans. Sure, the average Voot usually travles at a good amount of time. It shouldn't take that long... " Luna was cut off by Stonez.

" That's great! Hey I'll play my guitar to keep you entertained. " Stonez took out his normal guitar and started to sing a whole bunch of ' na's ' to go along with what he was playing.

" Um, Stonez?..." Luna said, hoping he would stop playing.

" Yeah? " Asked Stonez without missing a note.

" Never mind, I guess I minus-well deal with it. " Said Luna with a sigh.

" Hey, I got a great idea! " Stonez said enthusiastically.

" What is it? Spit it out. "

" Aw man! I forgot... Ah, well. " He continues to sing.

Month #2

Stonez was getting bored real fast. He couldn't take sitting in the voot's seat anymore. He decided that he would complain to Luna instead.

" Hey Luna."

" What now Stonez? What now? " Luna said forgetting her maners because of how annoying Stonez has been the past month.

" You forgot your manners... My back hurts. "

" What do you want me to do about it? "

" I don't know. Tell the tallests that the voots need to be improved."

" You know they won't listen to me Stonez."

" What was that? " Said Stonez, apparently not listening.

" Just forget it. "

" Forget what? Oh, I remeber what I was doing now!" Stonez started up playing his guitar in a different key but, with the same melody. " I've got a cramp in my back. " He strums his guitar to see if it was in tune. " And, another in my right rump cheek..." Now he was in lala-land just playing random things, waiting for a reply from Luna.

" Why should I care, Stonez? I have been sitting here listening to you. You don't think that's annoying? " Said Luna, loosing her temper.

" Nope, I don't at all..." Now Luna left the screen of Stonez's watch and started to bang on various things in the room with her.

Month #3

" Hey Luna! Are you still there? " Asked Stonez.

" Yes, I am still here. I promised that I would stay. Remember? "

" Sure, I do. " Stonez said, knowing Luna really didn't promise and he didn't want to tell her either.

" Ok, you're almost there. Just a few more months."

" Kay." Stonez stared down at his guitar and continued to play. He finally remembered what he was going to tell Luna a month ago and stopped playing his guitar to point out an odd fact. " Luna! You and I will have seprate grandchildren and we will say to them... " Stonez was very quickly interupted by Luna.

" Stonez, we are cloned remember? We can not repopulate like that..."

" I knew that..." There was a long moment of silence between the two. Way too long for Luna to stand, until Stonez finally said something.

" Luna look, I'm playing my guitar upside down! " Stonez had his guitar behind his back, in probably the most awkward position. He smiled and started to play the guitar upside down. He played the same tune but the notes were backwards so it sounded kind of off. On the watch's screen, Luna face-palmed herself and walked off of the screen. She came back, just staring at Stonez. Stonez felt awkward once more.

" Don't look at me like that... It's just something to do..." Said Stonez pitifully.

" Ugh, fine. I will stop staring at you. You made a good point. " Said Luna, feeling sorry for her older brother.

Month #4

Stonez cleared his throught. " Oh wait, I forgot the words. Na, na, naaaaaa... " Now he was the one who was slightly irritated with himself. Luna giggled, thinking this was pretty amusing to see Stonez, finally bored with himself. Stonez saw Luna was amused and changed her perspective by strumming vigorisly on his guitar.

" Is this annoying? " He did it again.

" No."

" How about this? " He did it a second time.

" Not really..."

Stonez strummed his guitar even harder a third time. " Is that annoying? "

" Yes Stonez! ITS ANNOYING!"

" Do you ever think REALLY hard about boredom? " Said Stonez, getting off track.

" I couldn't have time to think about boredom with you annoying me so much... " Silence filled the voot and watch once more.

Month #5

" Don't worry Stonez, we are almost here. "

" You said that like, three months ago. THREE MONTHS LUNA! "

" No, look! " Said Luna eagerly from his watch.

" Is that it? That's what I have been waiting for? "

" Yes. Isn't it lovely? "

" I guess... "

Stonez flew closer to Earth. He studied the planet. Now which state was he going to? What was his disguise? I guess Stonez will have to wait to find out.

A/n:

Wasn't that just lovely! This has got to be my longest story I have written. The place has been choosen by Wwb. It will be New Orleans, Louisiana. If you want to find out what his disguise is, you must read that the next chapter I write. This was my first ever song-fic. So I hope you enjoyed it!

To my kind editor:

How did you like it? I tried to write as many words in the story and I still didn't get all the words from the song. Amazing right? If you want to hear the song it's called " Travling Madness". It was sung by Once-ler as a deleted song only on the CD recording, not in the movie. That's what gave me my inspiration. Well, I hope you enjoyed it! I will try to write my next chapter as soon as possible. Thanks again!

~ Squishy