Alright ch 2.
"It was a dark and stormy night…"
Nigel Uno sat alone at the bus stop. He looked around for any sin of the bus. Nigel sighed, hunching forward, his head hanging low. "This is the last time I stay out late…" Nigel muttered to himself as rain poured.
"Waiting for the bus?" Nigel jumped off of the bench, alarmed by the sickeningly sweet voice. Nigel turned to see a girl around his age wearing a pink rain jacket and two ponytails.
"Um…yes…" Nigel spoke, unsure of what to make of the girl's sudden appearance. "Who're you?"
"I'm Valerie." The girl, Valerie, smiled.
"…Okay, well, 'Valerie' I'm not in a rather good mood, seeing that the bus is late and it's raining. I'd rather not talk to anyone right now." Nigel turned away. The bald Brit sneezed and wiped his nose.
"You know, tonight is the day before Halloween." Valerie spoke aloud.
Nigel refused to acknowledge Valerie's statement, continuing to look around for the bus as he sat on the damp bench.
"And I was wondering if you'd like to assist me in 'trick-or-treating' tomorrow." Valerie gave a toothy smile.
Nigel rolled his eyes. He removed his fogged glasses and proceeded to wipe them. A growl caught Nigel's attention. Nigel turned to Valerie only to find a dog-like beast standing n hind legs. Nigel gulped before the beast tackled him to the ground.
"Wait…wait…wait…"
"What?" Nigel asked, turning to see Valerie standing up from where she sat amongst the rest of the Bash's attendance.
"Why do I have to be the villain in this story?" Valerie, dressed in a Cat costume, asked.
"Because you fit the villain in this story perfectly."
"So why would you be sitting in the rain?"
"Because I'm waiting for the bus, Numbuh 2!" Nigel exclaimed.
"Abby finds a whole lot of plot holes in your story Numbuh 1." Abby spoke up.
"Like what?" Nigel rose a brow.
"Did it just start raining or like what? And don't you like a block away from the bus stop?" Abby asked.
Nigel merely face palmed. "Fine, sure. It just started raining and I'm too lazy to walk in the rain, happy now?"
"Yes." Everyone bluntly stated.
"Can I continue now?" Nigel looked to all in attendance, earning approving nods. "Okay, and then…"
"…the following day."
Abigail Lincoln leaned against a tree, watching as Wally and Kuki, dressed as a boxer and a princess, walked down a drive way, with them bags filled with candy. "Who would've known?!" Wally exclaimed as he examined his candy bag. "That guy with the paper bag over his head was given out bags filled with candy!"
"Oh…" Kuki smiled as she pulled a Rainbow Monkey Lollipop out of her bag. "I didn't know they even made this!" Kuki exclaimed gleefully.
"Alright, now are we done here? Numbuh 5's got some of her own trick-or-treating to do." Abby said, referring to herself in third person.
"Then why don't you go to that house, you'll get a ton of candy!" Wally pointed to the house he and Kuki had just come from.
"Numbuh 5's got a bet ta settle against Numbuh 2, whoever gets the most candy by midnight, gets the losers Ice Cream rations for a whole month." Abby said simply.
"Hey guys." The three KND operatives turned to see Nigel dressed as a farmer. "You won't believe it, but there's a candy party going on down the street." Nigel smiled, giving off a toothy grin.
"A candy party?" Abby rose a brow.
"Yep, you guys want to go?"
"Ahm in!" Wally exclaimed.
"Numbuh 5 does need to beat Numbuh 2 anyway…" Abby rubbed her chin. "Why not, lets hit it."
"Meanwhile…"
"Oh boy!" Hoagie exclaimed gleefully as he dragged a paper bag made of recycled homework down a houses drive way. "Who knew I'd have such luck at this house! Not to mention this bag I made makes holding onto huge amounts of candy easy as pie!" Hoagie smiled in his Dr. Time- Space costume as he looked into his paper bag at the candy he's accumulated over the night.
"Now remember!" Knightbrace shouted from his front porch. "Brush your teeth immediately after consumption! Or else I'll be seeing you real soon!"
"…" Hoagie shook with fright before running off.
"It is a good night for a walk, no?" Count Spankulot waved to Hoagie as he passed by.
"Hey there." Hoagie turned to see Valerie standing behind him.
"Oh…hey…" Hoagie smiled, his eyes shifting from side to side in hopes of a way out of his predicament. "…What are you doing here…?
"I'm here to invite you to a candy party. Everyone's invited." Valerie flashed Hoagie a toothy smile. Valerie's eyes widened as she breathed in the air. "Hey…do you smell something…awful?" Valerie looked around until her eyes fell on Hoagie's candy bag. "What is that made of?" Valerie pointed to the bag.
"Oh, It's made out of Numbuh 4's homework." Hoagie lifted up the bag and pointed to the plentiful 'F's on it. Valerie jumped back.
"Just go to the party, and don't bring that." Valerie ran off.
"…His homework isn't that bad!" Hoagie exclaimed before closer examining one of the assignments he used to create his bag. "…How did he…how in the world did he spell 'four' wrong?!"
"Oi!"
"Ahm not that dumb!" Wally exclaimed as he roasted a marshmallow over the fire beside Kuki and Herbie.
"Alright, spell 'four'." Nigel smiled.
"F-O-U-R, Four." Wally said blandly as he set the marshmallow on a gram cracker. "Don't you remember? Ahm smart now!"
"Okay…then can I continue with the story?" Nigel tapped his foot on the floor.
"Sure." Wally said as he placed a chocolate bar on the melted marshmallow.
"And so…"
"Back with Abby…"
Abby, Kuki, and Wally walked up to the front porch of a dark purple house. Abby pressed her index finger on the doorbell. The door to the house opened and a girl with dark purple hair in a witch costume. "Is this the candy party?" Kuki asked.
"If you want the party, its one house over." The girl pointed to the house next door with loud music playing and candy being devoured by several in attendance.
"How did we not notice that?" Abby asked aloud.
"Happens to everyone." The girl shrugged. "Now, I've got my own trick-or-treating, if you excuse me." The girl locked her door and walked off.
"We'd better get to the party…" Kuki said before she and the others walked to the house next door.
On a balcony looking over the party, Valerie, Nigel, Rachel T. McKenzie, Fanny Fulbright, and Patton Drilovsky stood watching. "Soon, were-dogs will take over the world on this hallows eve! Now that I've systematically infected you three with the were-dog virus, you shall mingle with those kids and one by one introduce them to the beauty being a were-dog!"
Everyone looked up to the balcony. "…I said that out loud…did I?" Valerie looked to her infected minions, earning several nods. "Well…looks like we'll have to escalate things!" Valerie yelled before she and the others transformed into their dog like beast forms.
The five dropped down to the party bellow, immediately mauling all in attendance. "We're doomed!" A kid exclaimed before being assaulted by a transformed Numbuh 23.
"This is worse than the citizen-zombie thing." The 44 twins said simultaneously before being jumped by Patton.
"We've got to stop them!" Abby exclaimed as she kicked away a transformed Shaunie Fulbright.
"Yeah about that…" Valerie and dozens of other were-dogs approached Abby and the few remaining humans. "There's no running Abby, the new world order is finally here!"
"Hey…" everyone turned to see Hoagie looking confused. "Did I arrive at a bad time?"
"No…not at all Numbuh 2." Abby rolled her eyes.
"…Devour him!" Valerie exclaimed.
"AAAAHHHH!" Hoagie cried in fear as the were-dogs charged towards him. Hoagie held his candy bag up in defense, causing the were-dogs to stop in their tracks. "Huh?"
The were-dogs backed away. "Hoagie, what's the bag made of?" Abby asked.
"Numbuh 4's homework…"
"Hey!"
"Hoagie, were-dogs' only weakness is horrible homework! Your bag is the only thing that can stop them!" Abby shouted.
"It's also environmentally friendly." Hoagie smiled. Hoagie turned his attention to the were-dogs and ripped a paper off. "Alright, pest control is in the house!"
"Someone say pest control?" a kid with, a name tag 'Pester', wearing exterminator jumped out of bushes, his wand ready.
"…" Abby face palmed.
"…Then how about… the Dog catcher is here to throw you mutts in your cages!" Hoagie smirked.
Abby, Kuki, Wally, Pester, Virginia, four identical twins and the were-dogs shook their heads in disgust. "Will you stop it with the horrible jokes and save the day?!"
"Oh, right." Hoagie ran towards the nearest were-dog and force fed it Wally's homework.
"Mah homework!" Wally fell to his knees only for Kuki to pat him on the back. "I spent so much time on those 'A' worthy homework!"
Hoagie ripped off another paper, causing his candy to spill out. Hoagie punched Nigel in the face, force feeding him the homework. Hoagie repeated his actions until only Valerie remained.
"You can't stop me! I, the only were-dog left will never stop!" Valerie snarled.
"Fear the cone!" Hoagie adjusted what was left of the paper bag into a cone shape. He leapt forward and slammed it over Valerie's head, reverting her back into her human form. "Hey! Numbuh 5, did you see what I did there?! It was a cone, a cone, you get it?"
Abby shook her head as a grandfather clock rang at midnight. "Well Hoagie, how much candy did you get?"
"Oh I got a sweet haul, it-" Hoagie turned to see rats scampering off behind Pester with his candy.
"I am the Pester!" Pester exclaimed as he ran off.
"He stole my candy!" Hoagie shook angrily.
"Don't worry Numbuh 2, givin' all your Ice Cream rations to Numbuh 5 for a whole month will make you feel better." Abby broke out laughing.
"The End."
"So, what do you guys have to say about that?" Nigel asked.
"I liked it." Pester said as he fed one of his rats candy.
"I make one appearance in this universe and It's this…better than nothing." Valerie frowned.
"Abby liked it." Abby smiled as she threw a piece of candy into her mouth.
"Was-was t-that me?" Wiccan asked as she sat down beside Nolan.
"Mah homework!" Wally sobbed.
"Alright." John stood up from where he was seated. "It's my time to tell a tale." John smiled wickedly as fire erupted behind him.
"He isn't related to me, right?" Father asked quadruplets. Who all shrugged in response.