CH 3. Final one should be up on the day before Halloween or something like that. Also, I have set up a poll where you can decide from several characters who will most definately not die in KND: Galactic Endgame.
"It was a normal hallows-eve…"
A priest walked down the halls of Gallagher Elementary, his face concealed by a hood. The priest stopped outside of a classroom and peered through the window. Inside, one Kuki Sanban sat at her desk drawing as her teacher taught mathematics.
"There she is." The priest narrowed his eyes behind his hood.
"La, la, la." Kuki smiled as she completed her masterpiece. "Hey Wally, you want to see what I drew you?" The Asian girl asked the blond boy sitting beside her.
"Eh, Kooks…I'd rather not…" Wally said as he paid attention to the board. "This math stuff ain't that bad actually…not if you just use it to think about punches." Wally smirked.
"Now class, who can give me the answer to fifty-two times four?" the balding math teacher asked. Wally stood up and waved his hands wildly. "Uh…yes Mr. Beatles." The teacher rose a brow, surprised to find Wally volunteered.
"The answer is two-hundred an eight punches!" Wally rose his fists into the air.
"That's…technically correct." The teacher shrugged. "Good job Mr. Beatles."
"Thank you, I'll take that 'A' now." Wally smiled proudly.
"Here you go Mr. Beatles." The teacher said, taking out a piece of paper and approaching Wally. "With this document you are a certified 'A' student from hence forth. No longer will you have to study and take stupid tests. As long as you have this paper, you are the smartest kid in the entire world."
"Yes!" Wally jumped on his desk and began to dance. "Who's smart? Who's smart? This guy is!" Wally laughed as he waved the paper in the air.
The door to the classroom shot open and the hooded priest ran into the room. The hooded priest drew a knife and charged towards Kuki. He jumped into the air, kicking Hoagie out of his seat and throwing the knife at Kuki.
Wally proceeded to wave the paper in the air, oblivious to the knife. "See Kooks, ahm smart!" Wally waved the knife in Kuki's face. The knife struck Wally's paper, causing it and the knife to turn to ash. "Mah paper!" Wally exclaimed as he fell to his knees on his desk.
"You shant live another minute bringer of the damned!" the priest drew another knife. "May god's holy light shine bright upon me, another monkey shall fall to hells gates!"
"What are you talking about?!" Hoagie exclaimed as he rubbed his face from when he was kicked.
"That girl is the bringer of the monkeys from hell!" the hooded priest exclaimed.
"…Monkeys from hell…" laughed nervously. "Okay, when are the nice guys in white going to bring you back to the Looney bin again?"
"Crazy I am not aviator wearing round son of fat!" The hooded priest shouted.
"Mah 'A'!" Wally sobbed.
"Hey! I'm big boned! It's completely normal for my age, I'll grow out of it!" Hoagie shouted. "Who are you anyways and why are you trying to kill Numbuh 3?"
"…Does anyone want to see my drawing!?" Kuki exclaimed.
"Does anyone know what's exactly going on?" the teacher asked.
"Meh, crud like this happens all the time, try not to get involved and it'll sort itself out." Muffy Jenkins stated simply.
"I am Cavallero, a teen who is willing to put aside petty squabbles with children to stop that girl bringing out the Rainbow Monkeys from hell!" the priest pulled down his hood to reveal himself to be the teen with a Mohawk.
"Rainbow Monkeys from hell…do you realize how ridiculous that sounds?" Hoagie asked.
"…Yes."
The ground shook as Kuki's face turned blood red. Kuki's shadow stretched out to the back wall in the classroom as she ascended into the air. Her shadow morphed and began to mimic than of a Rainbow Monkey. "I SAID WHO WANTS TO SEE MY DRAWING?!" Kuki exclaimed as her hair shot into the air and her eyes became bloodshot.
Cavallero turned to Hoagie and smirked. "Now tell me this isn't ridiculous."
"…It still kind of is." Hoagies muttered. "So what do we do now?"
"We must kill the Rainbow Monkey girl!" Cavallero drew a knife.
"No, no, I mean something that doesn't involve killing her!" Hoagie's eyes shot wide open in fear.
"…Mah 'A'…" Wally's lips quivered as he held the ashes in his hands. A single tear dropped down the side of his cheek, landing in the ashes.
"Well…" Cavallero stroke his chin in thought. "We can always just beat the evil out of her."
"…Uhm…anything else?"
"Well…when the Monkeys appear from her, we can destroy them with this holly hand grenade and sever the link between them and Kuki who is acting as a conduit between them and the physical plane." Cavallero tossed a holly hand grenade up into the air before catching it in his hand.
"Sure…lets go with that one." Hoagie laughed nervously.
"DON'T YOU LIKE MY DRAWING?" Kuki exclaimed as she pushed her drawing in Lizzie's face.
"Please…someone…help…" Lizzie shook in fear.
"WELL DO YOU LIKE IT?!" Kuki's head spun 360 degrees.
"Y-Yes…" Lizzie nodded.
"Thank you." Kuki smiled before floating back to her seat.
"Alright so how we gonna do this?" Hoagie asked.
"Simple, you yell at her, make her mad enough to produce the evil Rainbow Monkey from hell, then I chuck the holly hand grenade at it. It explodes; we have a couple of laughs, simple enough." Cavallero summed up.
"So what do I do to make her that mad?" Hoagie asked as he slowly approached Kuki.
"I don't know, say something mean or make a rude comment about her parents, I don't know." Cavallero shrugged.
"Hey…Kuki…" Hoagie laughed nervously as he approached Kuki.
"Hey Numbuh 2!" Kuki smiled joyfully. "Do you want to see my drawing?"
"Um…yeah…Kuki…" Hoagie looked over his shoulder to see Cavallero motioning for him to continue, the holly hand grenade in hand. "Yeah…Kuki…I don't like your drawing." Hoagie let out a scared laugh.
"…Oh that's alright!" Kuki exclaimed with a smile.
"Really?" Hoagie raised a brow.
"NO!" Kuki shot into the air as a giant red portal materialized beneath her. A giant red Rainbow Monkey with horns rose out of the portal and smiled wickedly at Hoagie.
"Do you want to die mortal?" the Rainbow Monkey asked.
"Mah 'A'…" Wally sniffed.
"N-No…" Hoagies shook scared out of his mind.
"Thy father, bless this hand grenade to blow thy enemies to bits upon your mercy." Cavallero closed his eyes and pulled the pin out of the holy hand grenade. "One….two…three…" he counted before chucking the grenade at the Rainbow Monkey.
The Rainbow Monkey snarled as the holy hand grenade landed in its mouth. Within seconds the Rainbow Monkey exploded. Kuki fell to the ground, landing on Hoagie. "Why don't you like my drawing Numbuh 2?" Kuki asked, handing her drawing over to Hoagie.
"I'm not one for hellish art Numbuh 3." Hoagie smiled as he, Kuki, and Cavallero broke out into laughter.
"Ahhh!" Wally jumped off his desk and punched Cavallero in the jaw, knocking him out. "That's for mah 'A' ya jerk!"
"So…"
"Cool story, right?" John smirked.
"Meh, it was alright." Abby shrugged.
"That has to be the best 'A' ever, in the history of 'A's." Hoagie summed up.
"Sweet, I actually was acknowledged." Cavallero smirked.
"Obscure villains for the win!" Big Brother, Staticky Stacey, and Cavallero high fived.
"Alright, so who's next?" Nigel asked before catching sight of the obscure arm from earlier. "Yes, you obscure hand guy." The audience moved aside, revealing the owner of the obscure hand.
"Oh god…" Rachel's eyes widened in surprise.
"That's right, me." Carol Pariuhs smirked. "And boy do I have a story for you guys."
"Does it involve Camaros?"
