A/N
Hi guys I am glad you are all enjoying the story so far.
For those of you that were wondering the song in the previous chapter was 'the Naughty Song' by Cory Lee
Thank you all do much for all of the great reviews. Keep them Coming...
Anyways. on with the story.
MsAms
The Aftermath
"Oh my lord, have you guys seen Rachel and Santana?" Mercedes says as she walks into the choir room the next morning during their free lesson.
"Yeah, I asked Rachel what happened. all she said was 'Bite me Frankenteen' and kept walking." Finn says with a confused look.
"Quinn, Britt what have you guys done this time?" He says looking at the girls sitting in back reading a magazine together.
"Nothing." The two blondes say at the same time without looking up from their magazine.
"Is all of that from Yesterday or did they go at it again?" Mercedes says
"Yesterday." They say again.
"Well you two are talkative today." Lauren says. " I like it."
"You guys are very quiet for two girls that had their other halves beat the shit out of each other yesterday. They look like they went a round with Mike Tyson. Santana has a monster black eye and Rachel's doesn't look too good either." Puck says with a grin. "So not messing with either of them. They would kick my ass." He continues only to shut his mouth with a snap as Rachel walks into the room and glares at them all before taking a seat in the front row.
"Wow." Kurt says as Santana walks into the room not long after and takes a seat behind Rachel glaring at the back of her head.
"What's your problem Hummel, Am I wear something of yours." Santana says not taking her eyes of Rachel.
"Umm no." Kurt Squeaks.
"Didn't think so. Now stop staring at me and for back to picking out your outfit for the next gay pride Lady Face." Santana sneers.
"Santana that is incredibly homophobic .You do realize that you are gay too right." Tina pipes up from her seat next to Mike.
"Exactly why she can get away with it my dear. Now shut it and go back to feeling up your mans abs." Rachel says her eyes still on the front of the room.
"Yo Hobbit, I can fight my own battles. So can it." Santana leans forward to whisper into Rachel's ear.
"Screw you Satan. What did I tell you about being in my personal space?" Rachel asks getting up from her seat and rounding on the Latina.
"Oh you want to go again short stack." Santana says also standing. "You better be up to it cause this time Imma end you!"
"Hola Class." Comes a bright voice from the doorway getting the glee clubs attention.
"Ms Holiday what are you doing here? Where is Mr. Shue? Rachel says completely forgetting about her almost rematch with her best friend.
"Dear sweet William is sick today with a migraine." Holly says
" See what you did now." Santana says as she nudges Rachel almost knocking her over.
"What did I JUST say? You F Loco freak!" Rachel says shoving Santana hard in the chest.
"Oh was that all your munchkin might you wanted a hand full you could just ask your girl friend. But hang on she isn't putting out." Santana says with a smirk as she takes another step toward her
"It's you guys that won't put out. And you're just making the whole club suffer." Quinn says with a huff crossing her arms as Brittany does the same.
"Wow. Who can say sexual tension? "Holly says getting in between the girls. Ok ladies this has obviously gone on long enough. Follow me please."
"Ms Holiday with all due respect." Rachel starts with a sweet smile. "But have you lost your mind. I am not going anywhere with that freak."
"I said now." Holly says turning around and walking from the room. Rachel and Santana just look at each other and follow shoulder barging each other as they went into an empty class room.
"Ok ladies. From the top. What is going on with you two and don't say nothing I think the matching black eyes speak for themselves." Holly says looking at them expectantly as they both remain silent. "Well?"
"It's all Brittany and Quinn's fault." Santana says
"How." Holly says leaning against a desk.
"Well we were at a party last Friday and Britt and Q made a stupid bet." Santana says
"And what was that bet. Rachel" Holly says glancing at the so far silent brunette.
"The bet was that Santana and Brittany could go longer without sex than Quinn and I. So Santana and I have been holding out on them." Santana says looking down at her feet when it was apparent that her friend wasn't going to say anything..
"I see. So let me get this straight." Holly says and grins when both girls glare at her. "Pardon the pun but your girlfriends make a silly bet that insulted both of you. So you decided to hold out on them as punishment so neither of them would win the bet. I get that. But how does that end with you two at each other's throat and from what I can see beating the snot out of each other."
Rachel and Santana both look at each other slightly ashamed of their behavior and the way they had both snapped yesterday but both had too much pride to admit they were wrong.
"Girls I am waiting. Pretending to be mute doesn't work with me. Rachel why don't you go first. The silence is killing me usually I want to gag you by now." Holly says looking for a reaction.
" Hey you can't talk to her like that." Santana says defending her friend.
"It's ok Santana. You always say the same thing anyway I am used to it by now." Rachel says glancing at her best friend.
"That different. You're my best friend she is a teacher and it is her job to be unbiased and ignore that fact that sometimes you make people want to tear their ears off just to get the annoying sound of your voice out of their heads. "Santana says making Rachel genuinely smile for the first time all day knowing that her friend was just joking.
"That's just lovely Santana thank you." Rachel says wryly
"Hey you know I love you Hobbs, Me Britt and Q are the only one that can get away with telling you that you make our ears bleed." Santana says putting her arm around the girl.
"Love you too Sanny." Rachel says giving the Latina a quick side hug.
"Great now that's out of the way. How did all of this happen?" Holly says with a grin gesturing to their eye's. "That looks like it hurts I am right in assuming that you did that to each other."
"Well Ms Holiday, I assume that you are familiar with Cory Lee's the Naughty Song." Rachel says looking at the blond teacher.
"Why yes Rachel I am, but what does his have to do with the pummeling." Holly says curious.
"Well Britt and Quinn said that they had a surprise for us yesterday in Glee and they came in and sang that song to us. Very provocatively I might add." Rachel says
"It was fucking hot." Santana says looking up at her friend who was frowning at her and the teacher who were smirking at her.
"Langauge Santana." Rachel Hisses.
"Whatever hobbit. The f bomb has been coming out of your midget mouth a lot lately too don't forget. "Santana says raising her brow daring Rachel to argue with her.
"Ok girls get on with the story. What happened after they sang the effing hot song to you. " Holly says with a grin
"Umm." Santana mumbles.
"They just blew us a kiss and left and then Santana lost it and then we got into a fight." Rachel says with a apologetic look to her friend. "I really am sorry about your eye Santana."
"Yeah, its whatever. I'm over it. Sorry Hobbs. It does make you look pretty badass though you have to admit. What did your dads say?" Santana asks
"Well dad just rolled his eyes as me and Daddy walked around the house singing 'smack my bitch up' I wasn't amused." Rachel says rolling her eyes like her dad with a giggle.
"Ok girls , so what are you going to do now. Today is Friday so you have made them suffer for a whole week. What's the next part of your plan? "Holly asks intrigued as Rachel and Santana turn on her grinning.
"Ms Holiday how do you feel being a part of a little payback?" Rachel says as a plan come too her.
"I am not opposed to helping out with a little dyke drama." Holly says. "So girls what the plan."
"Operation gets my bitch back." Santana says evilly.
"Really Santana? Everyone knows that you are Brittany's bitch, she even wrote it on your thigh that one time and everyone in glee saw it when you did that flip afterwards." Rachel says ducking out of the way when Santana took a swipe at her and running around the room giggling when the Latina chased after her.
"Brittany's bitch. Hmm I like it. I don't know what Wills problem was these two are easy to handle." Holly says to herself with a smirk as she watches the two giggling girls run around the room.