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Hi everyone.

I'm so happy to see that this story is still getting read by others and still getting reviews at that. Sorry it has taken so long to update but there have been family dramas and lots of other stuff going on that I am sure none of you are interested .

So here we are Chapter 5 enjoy

Ms Ams

Chapter 5

The Clones

"Soo did you talk to Santana last night?" Quinn asks Brittany the next day while she was getting her books out of her locker. "Cause all Rach would say was that they were having a sleepover and needed time to sort out their problems."

"San said the same, but I tell you what Fabray, if my Sanny comes back to me with one more mark on her, your little hobbit is gonna get it." Brittany says with her head still in her locker.

" I thought we agreed to not make threats against each others partners anymore Britt. I know you love Rachel and would never hurt her." Quinn says with a frown.

"I thought the same until the woman I loved showed up yesterday morning to drive me to school with a black eye and a busted lip from her BEST FRIEND." Brittany says her head popping out from her locker shooting the other blonde a sad look with tear filled eyes. "And now she won't even talk to me."

"oh Britt, it will be ok, they had a fight. You know how rarely that happens. They always bicker but they very rarely REALLY fight. I haven't seen them come to fistacuffs since eighth grade, when Rachel accidently elbowed you and spilt your lip." Quinn says lightly patting Brittany's shoulder as she moves a strand of blonde hair from her friends face.

"Yeah well, we did this to them Quinn. If we hadn't of made that stupid bet and offended their ego's and made them defend themselves, I wouldn't have gone a week without sex and Rachel and Santana wouldn't be using each other as punching bags." Brittany says shrugging off Quinn's hand.

"Since when is this our fault, they are the ones that let it get this bad."Quinn says incredulously and shakes her head. "Look I'm sorry Britt I don't want to argue with you. I think this whole thing has gotten out of hand."

"Yeah it has." Brittany says slamming her locker door shut. I'm sorry too Q. I love you guys."Brittany say as she links arms with Quinn and the two turn to make their way to glee. "But I am serious about your hobbit." Brittany says with a grin as she ducks under Quinn's arms and runs into the choir room before the other blond can catch her.

"Brittany Susan Pierce" Quinn yells as she runs after her best friend only just stopping short of slamming into her back as Brittany is standing shocked in the doorway. "Ow Britt what the hell you are supposed to go through the doorway not just stand there." Quinn says as she tries to look over she friends should to see what made her stop short only to see her girlfriend and her brunette partner in crime hugging and whispering into each other ears.

"I swear to god Fabray if your dwarf has put the moves on my Sanny because we wouldn't put out. I WILL ENDS you." Brittany growls over her shoulder at her friend before taking a step into the room clearing her throat.

"Oh like you could Pierce. If Lord Tubbington can scare you I think I have a pretty good chance."Quinn says with a smirk.

"That was one time and you know he has been like a sneaky ninja ever since he watched that Jackie Chan marathon last month." Brittany squeaks looking offended.

"Oh whatever Britt you are as frightening as a pond full of ducks." Quinn says as she makes her way over to her girlfriend.

"Well I seem to remember a rather terrified Quinn running away from a pond full of ducks screaming just a week ago. " Santana snarks as her girlfriend walks up to her.

"Hey baby I missed you." Brittany says as Santana takes her into her arms for a long hug as Rachel does the same to Quinn.

"Hmm that feels so good." Rachel whispers into Quinn hair as the blond pulled her into a tighter embrace and Quinn braces herself for Santana's retort.

"San are you feeling okay?" Quinn asks a little confused

"I'm great, Q why do you ask?" Santana asks as she steps back from her better half with a kiss on the cheek.

"Well Rachel just left herself wide open and you didn't even try to get a jab in." Quinn says searching her friends face.

"Annnd." Santana says looking at her friend with a friendly smile.

"Ha see, I just did the same. Where the fuck did Satan go. This is some end of the world shit right here." Quinn says as she grabs Santana by her arms and shakes her lightly waiting for the Latina to shakes her off and sock her one. When this didn't happen Quinn steps back with a frightened look on her face and turns to her girlfriend who has been suspiciously quite. " Baby please tell me you didn't give her that lobotomy your are always threatening her with. I mean she is rude, crude and a bitch. But she is OUR rude ,crude bitch."

"Cute Q." Santana says and hugs her friend before turning back to Brittany and leading her to the front row of chairs as the other glee kids start to filter into the room.

"I can assure you Sweetheart that I have not harmed Santana in any way, shape or form. Now please take a seat Santana and I have prepared something for our loves that we wish to perform. "Rachel says leading Quinn to take a seat beside Brittany with a stunned look on her face.

"Dude what up with B and Baby momma they look kinda stunned." Puck says as he takes a seat behind the blondes

" Oh girl what did you do now." Mercedes says as she and Kurt walk past Artie,Mike,Tina,Finn and Sam following. "This is the Work of Satan right here."

"I will have you know Mercedes that I have done nothing wrong and I do not appreciate the innuendo that I would be responsible for anything that may make Quinn uncomfortable in anyway.I am a changed person." Santana says almost gently to a very shocked Mercedes.

"Latina hottie say what?" Mercedes says.

"Oh my god I knew this would happen, Santana ad Rachel have spent so much time together and Rachel has finally brainwashed her." Kurt says looking at the brunette girl who stood in front of them wearing simple black dressed and ballet flats. "Santana who sang 'My Man'?"

"Oh Kurt such a silly question that would be Miss Barbra Streisand in her legendary roll as Fanny Brice in the 1968 classic film funny girl." Santana says with a smile lacing her hands in front of her.

"Papa can you hear me." Kurt fires back quickly shaking a little.

"Yentil,1983 . Once again the glorious Barbra in her role as Yentl Mendel." Santana says softly with a small smirk.

"Rachel, who sang teenage dirt bag?" Puck says getting into the game.

"Really Noah?" Rachel asks tilting her head to the side asking the boy if he was serious at his nod she continued. "Okay that is the title track by Wheatus on their 2000 album Eponymous it was also featured in the movie soundtrack of the film LOSER."

"My dad's gone crazy." Puck says after he thinks for a moment knowing that he had the little brunette stumped for sure this time.

"Eminem, The Eminem Show 2002 also featuring such songs as 'cleaning out my closet' and 'soldier'." Rachel says looking bores even though she was quite happy to see that she had rendered the entire room speechless as she moved a little closer to Santana and they exchanged a discreet fist bump behind their backs.

"Oh My God." Quinn yelps from her seat next to a dazed Brittany. "It's like I'm dating a Santana clone."

"That's so hot." Brittany breaths as she eyes the two brunettes in front of her with what one cold only describe as sex eyes.

"Wanky." Rachel says wriggling her eyebrow s at the flustered blondes.

"Mailman, Mailman, MAILMAN." Is all that can be heard as Finn runs from the room clutching his privates pushing past Holly Holiday as he makes it out of the door..

"Hola people, who is ready to get their singing on?" Holly says holding her fist in the air as she takes in the room. Mouths agape from all in the risers and her two trouble making Brunettes smiling innocently from the front of the room. Game on Blondie's she thought as she closed the choir room door behind her with a grin knowing that the overgrown boy would not be back.