Disclamer: I don't own OHSHC

Chapter 11

Jazzy POV

when I got home the house was dark and empty. I was starting to wish Iko didn't leave to go get some more groceries. But being the awesome person I am, I just shrugged and went into the kitchen to find a large snack.

I knew he was there before he jumped into my space and grabbed me. Since I wasn't hurt or trapped in any way I just faked a scream, as though I was scared and waited for him to say something.

" I told you that you would regret beating me.", Simon said. I had to fight down the laugh that was trying to spill over and ruin my beautiful façade. " So you are for..." , I said as if I didn't already know. " You will marry me and listen and for fill my every wish." ' this motherfricker couldn't be fucking serious!' I thought. " yeah right! Not even in your twisted little dreams fool!" I yelled. Then he did something unexpected, he took a gun out! A FRICKINN GUN! THIS FOOL IS CRAZY! Then to make it better, write at that moment my mom walks in. He was looking her, she was looking at him, I can't tell she is thinking what the hell is going on. Just so I didn't get my ass whopped just for putting my self into the current situation, I prayed and moved away from he fool who was fixing to get his ass beat off his backside and sent back to the U.S.A. " Ok you 2.534 second to move your skinny behind away from my daughter, before you die.". The mistake that Simon made was he pointed that gun at my momma. Now I know I am all types of crazy but where the heck the do you think I got from. My craziness did NOT just the sky. Now what this retarded fool did not know was my momma as a marine and she don't play. So when that gun turned on her he didn't even get his 2.534 seconds. This fool got 1 and she was on his ass like stank follow a football player after football practice. His behind was kicked out, LITERALLY! That the funniest mess I have ever seen! "

And don't you EVER come NEAR my house again or I'm going to beat your behind like you owe me money!", ending on that she slammed the door. " If I ever see with that fool ever again I'm beat his ass then Imma beat your ass for being stupid. Do I make myself clear?". All I could do and keep at that moment all I could do was nod. Yep that's my momma.

Time skip

So Iko got home and I told her everything. She was cracking up. Until I heard my phone started singing "Pretty Boy swag" by Soulja Boy. " I got it!" I yelled before Iko jacked my phone. I looked at the caller ID but it was an unknown number, so I did what I did for all unknown numbers I got. " oooo hello this Forbidden Kingdom how are you today?" I said in my famous Japan lady accent.( A/N that is just a stereotype, I am not ignorant I just wanted to use that) Both Iko and I were about to die until we heard Hikaru's bored tone say," Jazzy, I know it's you Kyoya gave me your number." " Aww I thought I could trick you," I said with fake disappointment in my voice, " but how did Kyoya get my number?". He then started to laugh which was a nice sound but I would never bring myself to say it out loud. " He has his ways, anyways, I called to tell you that the host club is going to Mexico and you have to come." there was a pause," Iko can come too." and with that unfroze and went into my travel mode." when are we leaving?" " The day after tomorrow." " ok then tell everyone that we are have a sleepover at my house tomorrow and if they aren't there I will hunt all of your spoiled behinds down." " ok ok chill I will make sure they know, but why the sleepover?" " because I won't be able to go without my mom knowing who I am with." " ok see you later" I said. " yeah see you later señorita!" he said making me laugh. Little did I know what was in store for me with the host club.

A/N: I was laughing my behind off writing this because my mom is exactly that crazy! And if your mom is just as crazy review and favorite! I will update soon!