"It needs to be located in Jale" Sam told the realtor.
"There aren't any places in Jale big enough for guilds" the realtor said.
"We'll cross that bridge when my guild is more than Ise and I" Sam said. The first spot we looked at was near the auction house right in the center of town. There was a portal for higher ranked people nearby with an infested whatever place. But the place was pretty much crap and needed lots of work and there were super sketch pirates around. So we tried a look hole in the wall in between the banks and another portal place for a demon job thing that the town put on. It was to encourage inter rank players to work together. "And this one is 100g per month?" she asked.
For good reason too, we had to duck to go inside though the ceiling was higher, it had rickety posts and that looked like they were about to snap in half. The light fixtures didn't work. It was divided into 3 rooms, the big entrance area which wasn't that grand, the bathroom which was the well-kept part of the place and lastly a back room that looked like it could be used for storage. "We'll take it" she said. I rolled my eyes, but she paid for it.
First thing we did was clean the place, underneath a 1 inch layer of dirt was actual tile, which I'm sure would have racked up the price for the place had anyone known. Though much like everything in Jale it was impossible to tell if it was like that in the first place. Next we bought a door but it didn't fit because our door was made for normal people and the door we had was made for hobbits. Then I hired some low ranked non experienced players to replace the posts. I told them it would build up their strength, which I don't think it actually did. We found some old tables that may or may not have been left out to be tossed. Some candles shoved in a box in the back were now sort of lighting the place.
I was not dealing with the light fixtures I had specifically told her, "she's the healer if she wants to get electrocuted she can do that." I glanced over at her, with this stubborn serious expression she was messing with some of the wires. "Can I make the door bigger?" I asked.
"Can we do that?" she asked.
"I'll pay the fine if we're not allowed" I said. I decided to widen it too, and after drawing it out I used a skill that if I were against an opponent would knock back my opponent, but instead just sent a giant block out into the street, then a clang of the sound of a heavily armored rank 68 templar hitting the ground. "Sam I hit someone" I called.
"I really thought you were going to hit yourself" she said. So we dragged the injured paladin girl inside and I continued to make the door bigger while Sam healed the girl I injured. But on the bright side we had a normal sized door.
The girl woke up soon after that, Sam looked like she was about to explode with the light fixture. Okay truthfully the girl woke up because Sam shouted "ANGEL KISS" and then through a spell at the light fixture. The girl rubbed her head and groaned when she woke up. The light flickered on, "oh it worked" she said and then turned her gaze to the other 4 lights around the place.
"Where am I?" the girl asked.
"Welcome to the This Is A Guild guild base" Sam said gesturing to the surroundings.
"Maybe we could get some table cloths or something, and some chairs" I thought allowed staring at the crappy tables we may or may not have stolen.
"This is a guild?" she asked.
"Yes" Sam said.
"What was I hit with?" she asked taking off her helmet which must have been pretty good quality because it didn't have a dent in it.
"A block of dirt" I said.
"How?" she asked.
"She was trying to make the door bigger, wrong place wrong time kind of thing" Sam said making sure the lamp was attached to the wall and securely in place before using her knew trick on it.
"I succeeded to, so now normal sized people can come through the door" I said.
"I'm surprised we didn't get a fine or something" Sam said. "While we have you locked in here, would you like to join our guild?" she added on.
"The door doesn't really have a lock" I said.
"It's a figure of speech" Sam said.
"I give up" I said putting my hands in the air to show my surrender.
"You guys are funny" the girl said giggling, "I will join your guild" she said.
"Success" Sam said. She pulled out the stamp and the girl picked a spot, on the front of her shoulder to have our guild mark. "I'm Sam and that's Iseult, I'm ranked 70 and she's ranked 71, but I'm close to ranking up" she said.
"I'm Scooby, I'm ranked at 68, I'm a paladin" she said.
"Oh I'm a prophet" Sam said.
"I'm a demonologist" I said.
"Don't see many demonologists now-a-days" she said.
"We're a rare species" I agreed with her.
"I agree we should have some chairs, go buy some" she said pointing to me.
"I'm too weak to carry things" I said putting my hands to my forehead.
"Summon something" Sam said.
"Fine" I said going out to buy the chairs. I went to the scary pirate area to get some chairs, and when I was ran out by the scary pirates I went to the auction house. There are 3 types of people who hang around at the auction hours. The low ranked people who don't quite understand what's going on, the older usually higher ranked and more experienced people who know exactly what they're doing and sell high and buy low, the people who go for one thing and one things only and then promptly leave. Then there's me, who goes in for chairs and comes out with 2 new outfits, a pair of wings, a scythe, and 8 chairs.
"Will you need help carrying all of that?" the shopkeeper asked me as I stacked the chairs.
"Oh and these" I said grabbing 4 red and white table cloths, and also completely ignoring his question. He let me buy them even if he didn't think I could carry all my stuff home.
"You" the shopkeeper called to a blonde guy waiting for his money to come back at the mailboxes, "help the girl."
"No no it's ok, High Hell Demon summons" I called smashing my fist into the ground, the ground cracked and archway appeared and my hell demon came out. "Get those for me" I said, and then I walked out of the auction house and back to the guild base where I put my high hell demon away. "I come baring gifts" I said "table cloths, chairs, and 2 outfits and a pair of wings that I just had to have."
"Sometimes I wonder how you always have money" Sam said as Scooby began moving the chairs around.
"Do not question what the heavens bring upon me" I said dramatically putting my arms up to the ceiling.
"Right" she said. Scooby had in fact decorated all the tables and set up all the chairs while Sam and I were talking.
"done" she said.
"Now it's livable" Sam said.
"We still have to clean the back room" I pointed out.
"God damn it Iseult, you're such a mood ruiner" Sam said.
"I know" I said shoving a mop into her hand. We first had to move all the boxes out of the back, which were filled with random things. A whole box of screws, another of lanterns, broken staves, bent swords, and the strangest of all a whole box filled with sprite soda which was carefully put aside for usage or selling. While we had Scooby the strong one carry everything else to be sold to a traveling merchant. Those guys will buy anything, I don't know what they do with them exactly, maybe they collect them and put them in boxes forget about them and then other people find them. Though that's probably a long shot I'm sure they make crappy armor out of them and then sell them to low ranks, probably that one actually. So after that odd experience we mopped and cleaned the walls.
"Ummm guys" Scooby said and we look over at her, Sam had started on the ceiling. It was ridiculous how much dirt there was, did they ever clean this place? "There's a door here" Scooby said.
"A door, did this place get even bigger?" I asked.
"Is it filled with dirt?" Sam asked.
"It's locked" Scooby said.
"Not for long" I said.
"Out of the way" Sam said tackling Scooby to the ground.
"Shadowshock Arrow" I said and the door disintegrated and the little pieces of ash fluttered to the ground. There was not a wall of sand behind it like Sam had hoped, there was however an incredibly dusty but close to untouched room behind the door. There was a kitchen and through a couple of doorways were several bedrooms and a bath area.
"There's a whole mansion in the walls of Jale and we're renting it for 100g a month" Sam said.
"High five" I said smacking her hand.
"There's a thing on the roof" Scooby said.
"I got it" I said walking toward her. There was a chunk of the wood that looked like it came down.
"I agree you got this Ise" Sam said. I jumped and grabbed onto what i assumed to be the handle and some pull down stairs came down hard with a crash.
"Ow" I said from the floor.
"This is what you get for not wearing any armor" Sam taunted me for my lack of armor in safe areas.
"I'll go up" she said grabbing a lantern and climbing the stairs while Scooby help me up. "There's a door" she said which was soon followed with, "this is so cool."