The monster of Ikebukuro took another long drag of his cigarette as he looked out over the ocean; after his encounter with the most annoying man in Tokyo he really needed a smoke. Unfortunately the designated area for smokers was on the other side of the huge cruise ship so it took him forever to walk there. Shizuo did have a small fear of boats after watching that stupid titanic movie, but he figured that couldn't happen in a million years; they weren't sailing anywhere close to where icebergs are…not to mention it was July!
Even though he was on the edge of going into a rampage, he still couldn't get over how beautiful the ocean looked right now. The sun was setting against the horizon and the orange light was reflecting off of the water, giving it the allusion of pink lemonade. The blonde crushed the burned out cigarette in the ash tray next to him before looking back at the beautiful view. He would rather stay out here forever then go back to his room, the room he had to share with that bastard flea.
"I thought I'd find you here." Shizuo heard a very familiar voice said, he grinded his teeth together as he watched the brunet move next to him and lean against the medal railing. Shizuo really wasn't in the mood for fighting; he just wanted to relax for one damn minute! Was that too much to ask?
"Can't you leave me alone for five minutes?" Shizuo asked angrily, there were a number of people around and he didn't want to draw any attention to himself.
"Aw you don't want to spend time with me Shizu-chan?" Izaya asked, giving Shizuo his "puppy dog" eyes.
"Not anymore than usual, cant you find something else to do on this enormous ship… besides annoy me." The brunet just shook his head and moved closer to the blonde, making him as uncomfortable as ever. Shizuo moved away from the smaller male and started walking back to his room, his hands clenched into fists as he heard the other male skipping behind him.
"Hey Shizu-chan I took a look around the ship and there's so much stuff to do; I was thinking me and you can go late night hot tubing. Everyone else will be on the main deck for the moonlight dance welcoming everyone on board so we'll have it all to ourselves." Izaya said happily as he kept his eyes locked on the back of the blonde's head.
"I'm not doing anything with you flea; just leave me the hell alone." Shizuo spat out at the brunet, he was just about back to his room when he felt someone grab his wrist and pull him backwards.
"You're eager to get back to our room right? Is there something else you have in mind for us to do together?" Izaya said as he moved in front of the blonde and wrapped his arms Shizuo's neck; the brunet gasped when a fist was suddenly jammed into his stomach. He knees buckled as he collapsed onto the floor.
"You know flea, I think I could go for a nice relaxing hot tub." Shizuo said as he stepped over the injured body to go put on his bathing suit. A smile spread across Izaya's face as he got back to his feet and limped behind the blonde. After the two had gotten into their bathing suits they walked to the upper deck where said hot tub was.
"Ahh I really needed this." Izaya sighed as he sunk down into the bubbling hot water; Shizuo nodded in agreement as he felt the water jet hit against the sore spot on his back.
"Hn this is the first time I've ever seen that face on you Shizu-chan." Izaya giggled as he watched the blonde close his eyes and sink down into the relaxing water. He was in heaven now, the knots in his back were loosening up and the flea had finally shut up…or so he thought.
"Mmm this is pretty romantic don't you think Shizu-chan?" Izaya asked as he moved closer to the blonde, Shizuo's eyes shot open as he felt the smaller male move into his lap.
"What the…" The blonde's head shot back as Izaya sat down hard on a very important area.
"Alright flea what the hell is going on with you?" Shizuo asked annoyed as Izaya wrapped his legs around his waist.
"What do you mean Shizu-chan?"
"Why are you acting so lovey towards me? You've never acted this way before and now suddenly you love me?" Shizuo flinched when the smaller male started laughing hysterically.
"Love you? Don't flatter yourself Shizu-chan; I just thought this would be another fun way to harass you. I'm so glad it worked so perfectly, you look as mad as ever!" Izaya laughed as Shizuo stared daggers at him.
"Get the fuck off me flea." Shizuo barked as he moved his foot up and kicked the brunet hard in the stomach, sending him to the other side of the hot tub.
"Aw, before you looked like you really wanted to touch me Shizu-chan." Izaya giggled as went back to relaxing in the hot water; trying to hide how hurt he actually was.
"In your sick twisted dreams flea." Shizuo said as he moved his arms behind his head and stared up at the crystal chandelier hanging above their heads.
"Complementary martini?" The two males looked up to see a blonde woman in a very revealing bikini holding out two large martini glasses towards them.
"Thanks." Shizuo said as he took the two glasses from the woman, she giggled and walked away as the blonde handed one of the glasses to the other male.
"Wow, are they trying to kill us from alcohol poisoning? These martinis are huge!" Izaya said as he took a long sip of his; Shizuo just nodded in agreement as he guzzled down his. Once the two finished their giant sized martinis the same woman brought them yet another round of martinis.
"These are really complementary?" Izaya asked the woman as he was handed another one of the alcohol drinks.
"Oh yes, tonight is couples night. Every couple get's free martinis all night long, you and your boyfriend may have as many as you like." The woman said cheerfully before walking away; Izaya turned his attention back to the blonde and grinned at him seductively.
"S-shut up damn f-flea." Shizuo slurred as he chugged down his second drink.
"Alright I think you've had enough Shizu-chan." Izaya said as he moved forward to take the glass away from the obviously drunken blonde. The brunet wasn't easily swayed by alcohol drinks, although he was feeling a bit tipsy.
"I'll t-tell you when I-I've had enough; I k-know my body b-better then y-you." Shizuo said as he tried to hold the glass away from the other male, but only ended up spilling it on his head.
"Stupid protozoan." Izaya said, shaking his head as he grabbed the glass away from the blonde and started pulling him out of the tub.
"What t-the hell are y-you doing f-flea?" Shizuo asked angrily as he was pulled out of the tub, he was surprised at the flea's strength as a towel was wrapped around him.
"It's getting late and your drunk off your ass; I'm taking you back to our room." Izaya said as he wrapped his own towel around his waist and moved one of the blonde's arms around his shoulder.
"O-ok, I'm g-gunna take a n-nap while you do t-that." The brunet almost fell over onto the tiled floor as Shizuo's body went limp.
"Shizu-chan~ I'm not strong enough to drag you all the way back to our room, you're going to have to use your legs." The brunet whined as he tried to move forward, Shizuo just grumbled something under his breath as he started walking forward with his arm still around the brunet's shoulder.
"We're almost there Shizu-chan; then you can take as long a nap as you want." Izaya said as he moved in front of their room's door; he groaned when he realized Shizuo was the one who had their room key.
"The room key is in your pocket isn't it?" Izaya asked as he looked down at the blonde's now dry bathing suit, he moved his free hand down into the larger male's pocket and pulled it out in a millisecond when he heard Shizuo start groaning.
"Mmm." Shizuo moaned as he nuzzled his face in the nape of Izaya's neck.
"You really are drunk Shizu-chan." Izaya said as he opened the door to their room and threw the blonde down on their bed; the informant stretched his tired muscles before rummaging through his suitcase for his black silk pajamas.
"Shizu-chan don't get our bed all wet, take off your bathing suit and get into some regular clothes." Izaya said annoyed, as he saw the blonde curled up like a monstrous kitten. When Shizuo didn't respond Izaya grabbed the edge of the mattress and flipped him off the bed.
"Ugh…let me sleep flea." Shizuo said as he curled back up on the carpeted floor.
"Fine, if that's how you're going to be; I'll just have to undress you myself." Izaya said as he moved forward towards the sleeping monster, the feeling of someone taking off his pants woke Shizuo up in mere seconds.
"I'm going I'm going." Shizuo said as he got to his feet, Izaya couldn't help but laugh as the blonde tripped various times on the flat surface on his way to the bathroom. It took longer than it should have for Shizuo to get out of his wet clothes and into a t-shirt and sweat pants.
"You're like my wife flea." Shizuo said as he collapsed onto the bed, still pretty drunk from the many martinis he had just drunk.
"I'm working on it." Izaya mumbled as he moved under the silk blankets and turned off the nightstand lamp. He was still a little tipsy and wanted to sleep off his soon coming hangover as much as possible. His eyes shot open as he felt the bed start bouncing a little as the bodyguard moved up the bed and under the covers.
"So tired…" Shizuo sighed as he laid his head on the soft pillow, Izaya's eyes widened when he felt muscular arms snake around his body and pull him close to the blonde.
"Um…what do you think you're doing Shizu-chan?" Izaya asked as the blonde buried his face in the raven like hair.
"Flea…comfortable." Shizuo sighed before falling into a deep sleep; Izaya just smiled and buried his face in the muscular chest.
"This really is going to be fun…" Izaya thought before drifting off to sleep.
Author's Note: Don't worry I do have a plot for this. So I wasn't sure about letting them have some more fun on the cruise ship then jumping right into the conflict in a couple chapters or just doing the conflict in the next chapter. If I do a few chapters of them having fun on the boat then going into the conflict the story will be even longer! I guess this story is going to be a more humor/romance/hurt and comfort thing. Also I am going to do a lot of chapters of when the ship docs in certain places of the world and our two favorite monsters having fun their so if you guys have any suggestions on where they should doc first? It has to be logical because remember their leaving off the coast of Japan so it has to be close to their! Thanks for reading and please review!