New chapter!

Includes: Trolling, confused team, trolling, Wally being an idiot, the team being shocked, more trolling, mentions of Bruce's girlfriends, and even more trolling. I'm pretty sure I combined, like, three continuities with the girlfriend thing. Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything.

"So, now what?"

The Team was still in Dick's room. Most of them were sitting on the floor, although Dick was hanging upside-down from a random bar stretching across the ceiling, apparently for that exact purpose, and Wally was lounging on the bed. Barbara was sitting at the desk.

Dick twisted slightly to look at Conner upside down. "Now, we waste time until nighttime. Your one-time-only free pass to Gotham also comes with a night of patrol, cuz Bruce has a date with Selina tonight and so, as punishment for bringing you without permission, I have to bring you on patrol so he doesn't have to go."

"Who's Selina?" Megan asked curiously.

"Bruce's sometimes-maybe-girlfriend. When they're not trying to kill each other or stop/do crimes."

"Which normally ends up being kinda kinky anyway." Babs pointed out.

"True, true."

"BATMAN HAS A GIRLFRIEND?"

"That's not even the weirdest part." Wally chuckled. "The weirdest part is that Batman's girlfriend is a villainess."

Barbara shrugged. "She's not really a real villain… she toes the line. Yeah, she'll steal, but she'll return whatever it is to Batman soon enough."

"She's better than Talia." Dick added.

"Talia?" Kaldur asked.

"Talia Al Ghul. Now, she's an actual villainess."

"Kinda. More her dad."

"She's still tried to kill us both before. At least Selina never actively tried to murder us. And anyways, Talia's strict."

"I still think Diana is the best though." Barbara sighed. "But Selina's pretty awesome too."

By this point, the team was completely flabbergasted.

"Wait, who's Diana?" Wally frowned.

The two Bats rolled their eyes and said, "Wonder Woman." Together in a duh voice. "We told you that already." Babs scolded.

"Batman dated Wonder Woman?" Conner asked, stunned.

"Yup."

"Yes, yes he did. That's done though. Now it's Selina. Talia was before that, I think."

"It kind of rotates."

Artemis had a thoughtful look on her face. "Selina…Selina…. why does that name sound familiar?"

"Selina Kyle."

"She's Catwoman."

The Team chocked. Batman was dating Catwoman?!?

"Anyway." Dick continued. "Babs, will you help with patrol tonight? It's gonna be tough."

"Sure."

"Why is it going to be tough?" Wally re-entered the conversation.

"We have to bring these idiots. With the possible exception of Artemis, they're all gonna get themselves killed. Remember the first time we brought you on patrol?"

"How was I supposed to know stepping on a weed would do that?"

"Dude, we were tracking Poison Ivy. Control over plants, hello?"

Wally grumbled unintelligibly.

The Team exchanged nervous looks. Dick hurried to reassure them. "Don't worry, we'll brief you on all the rules first."

"It'll only take two, maybe three hours." Barbara smirked.

"Yeah, there's only, like, 200 rules. No biggie."

"No, wait, those are just the Batfam rules, I think. There's more for non-Bats, aren't there? And even more for idiots who've never really fought in Gotham before"

"Oh yeah. A whole 'nother book or two full. OK, maybe this'll take a while"

"Do I have to be there?" Wally whined. "I already went through it once, I don't think I could stand it another time. It's just so dang boring!"

"Wally, you've been systematically breaking every rule in all of the books. Yes, you have to come."

The Team started to panic. They were screwed.

Trolololol!

Oh, poor team. There's no way they're getting out of here alive. :)

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