Sorry for the wait, but you need wait no more! I meant to do this yesterday, but it was attack of the one-shot day, apparently, so I spent the day typing up two new YJ one-shots. Oh well.

We are finally starting patrol, and I need ideas on how to make the team miserable! Help me!

Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything. Ugh, I'm so tired of typing these up...

Several hours past, explanations were heard, and hilarity and trolling ensued. All in all, the team was having a great time. They were learning about Robin, meeting his family, and just enjoying themselves. It was like a dream.

Too bad it was time for the nightmare.

Darkness had fallen, and it was time for patrol. This was going to be fun. For the Bats, anyway. Not so much for the team. It would probably be hell for them.

"Ok." Robin started. The team was lined up in front of him, awaiting instructions. Wally and Barbara were plotting behind him. "So, for patrol, I'm going to divide you up into teams. You'll either be with me, Batgirl, or Kid Flash. Yes, Artemis, Kid Flash. Most of the villains know him by now, so it'll be like you're with a Bat. He's practically been adopted into the Batfam. It'll be fine."

"Plus, last time one of them attacked KF, Rob went Bat-ballistic on them." Batgirl added. "They know better now. If you're with one of us, only the truly insane will try to mess with you. There's different rules when there's newbies in Gotham. Yes, Artemis you qualify as a newbie. You've never patrolled with a Bat. You're a newbie until you do that. Can you quit interrupting us? Thank you. Robin, continue please. Wally and I are planning how to make their lives miserable."

"Kay. Like I was saying, you'll be divided up. We will be going out as one group, initially, but if necessary, this is how we'll divide up. Artie, you'll be with me. God knows what you'd get into with KF or Babs. Kal, you can go with KF. Hopefully you'll be able to balance him out. Megan, you can go with BG. You should get along. Um…. oh. The teams are going to be uneven."

"No, they won't." Batgirl sang out. "We're gonna bring Hood and Red Robin." She smirked at Robin. "I said they could."

Robin blinked. "Um. Ok. We really want to kill them, don't we? Alright, you know what? Hood'll come with me and Artie, cause no one else can control him, Red can go with BG, and Con will go with KF. Will that work?"

"I hope so." Batgirl muttered. "But then again, with this group…"

"Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Alright, I'll go get Hood and Red, be right back!" Robin disappeared, hopefully to get this 'Hood' and 'Red', and not plan their impending doom.

"Who's Hood and Red Robin?" Megan asked.

"Red Hood is Jay-bird, and Red Robin is Timmy." Kid Flash piped up. "They came up with names and costumes already. Are you sure we should bring them?"

"Why not?" Barbara shrugged. "It's not like they won't have protection. Hell, we've got a whole team of superheroes running around Gotham tonight. It'll be fine. Actually," she stopped, considering something. "They might be better protection for the team than the team for them. At least they've fought in Gotham before."

At this point, Robin reappeared, with two tiny heroes. One was wearing a red helmet and a leather biker jacket, while the other was wearing a modified Robin suit, only with a lot more red.

"Everyone ready?" Robin asked cheerfully. The team nodded. "Good. First, though, rules. Again. If you run into a major villain- or anyone more dangerous than Catwoman- call me. I don't care if you're with Batgirl. Do not engage any of the big guys. Stay out of Crime Alley. Don't freak out the commissioner. He doesn't like supernaturally- stuff. That means powers. Do not allude to Batgirl being Barbara. He doesn't know. Got it? Good. Let's go!"

As they left, Batgirl muttered, "I wonder how Harley's doing."

"Please, Mistah J? For me?" Harley whined.

"But why Harley?" Joker whined back. "I want to play with the kiddies! They could have such nice laughs, like Boy Blunder."

"Please? I promised Catwoman! It's important to the girls!"

"Fine." Joker grumbled. "I just don't like the idea of Bird Boy's team walking around like they own the place! They're just so… so… serious! None of them laugh! At least Bird Boy laughs sometime."

"Thanks, Mistah J!" Harley squealed. "And don' worry, the girls have a little something' planned for them!"

Joker stared at her for a moment and then started to laugh hysterically. "Oh, what fun! You and your friends are planning! Can you use some laughing gas? I want to hear them sing!"

"Sorry, puddin'," Harley said, skipping out the door. "But we can't do anything too bad. See ya later!"

Yeah, the girls are up to something. Good luck to the team! *Internal thoughts: they're so going to die*