I'm so, so sorry for the wait. I've been inundated with tests/essays/projects. It's nuts.

ANYWAY, plan finally starts in the chappy. Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own YJ, or Poison Ivy, or people getting beat up by bonsai trees :)

Everything was going well. No one had gotten hurt so far, which, to be honest, was making the team a little cocky. They could handle Gotham. It wasn't so bad. I mean, sure, there were a lot of little crimes, but overall, not that bad.

Robin and Batgirl were not amused. Nope, not even a little. And they definitely weren't looking forward to teaching the team what Gotham was really like.

"Honestly, they should be glad we got all the villains on this." Batgirl muttered to Robin, far enough away so Superboy couldn't hear. "Otherwise, they would have been dead by now." Robin shrugged. "Yeah, but if we hadn't gotten everyone in on it, Bats would never have let them into Gotham." "Speaking of that," Batgirl started, "How did he know we were planning this, and how did he get in on it so fast?" "Oh, we- Selina and I- planned it so he'd be able to do this. We knew he'd find out, and an opportunity to watch the team's pain was something of a sorry we went behind your back to do this bribe. He didn't ground me yet, so I'm hoping it worked."

Batgirl paused. "Wow, us Bats really are manipulating and sadistic, aren't we?"

Robin let out a cackle. "That, my dear Batgirl, is what being a troll is all about. Oh, there's the warehouse. Ready?"

"Always."

Lifting his hand towards his comm, Robin gave the signal to begin the plan. A moment later, they heard a noise coming from the warehouse.

"Should we check it out?" Miss Martian asked uncertainly. Robin nodded. "We'd better. Ok teams, split up." He caught Kid Flash's eyes before they left and gave a tiny nod. It was time for the plan.

When the team made their way into the warehouse, Kid Flash almost instantly triggered a tripwire while zooming around using his super speed. Bright lights snapped on, illuminating the warehouse.

"Well well." A voice said above them. "What do we have here?" Everyone looked up… and found themselves faced with a wall of vines, a red-haired woman sitting in the middle of them.

Artemis gulped.

"I was expecting some Bats and a Bird." Poison Ivy continued. "I suppose two out of three isn't bad… but what are the rest of you, the sidekick squad?"

"Partners!" Aforementioned sidekicks shouted, exasperated. "Really, is it so hard to remember?" KF muttered.

"Whatever you are," Ivy rolled her eyes, "I suppose you'll do."

And with that, the plants attacked. Vines shot out from everywhere, and an army of miniature bonsais marched out towards them.

"Terrific." Superboy muttered, before getting drawn into the fight.

Before long, the plants overwhelmed the trainee-Bats, Miss Martian, and Superboy. Kaldur and Artemis kept fighting, but eventually they were defeated too. As soon as everyone else was down, the plants retreated and Ivy descended to the warehouse floor. "Well, that went well." She grinned.

Batgirl, Robin, and Kid Flash grinned at her. "Asterous." Robin exclaimed. "We've got cameras set up, right? I want to see their faces when they realize we're gone."

"You really are disturbed." Batgirl commented. Robin smirked. "Alright, if you don't want to see…"

"Are you kidding? Of course I do!"

"Now who's disturbed?" Robin taunted. Ivy laughed. "As amusing as this is, we should probably get going. They're probably going to wake up soon, and we should get to the greenhouse before they do."

They nodded and set out.

"Bet you five bucks it takes them an hour to figure out that Poison Ivy= greenhouse." Kid Flash grinned.

"20 that it takes two." Robin responded.

"I'm going to go with all night." Batgirl rolled her eyes. "They're practically incompetent. Hood and RR are their only hope. Actually, bet you 30 we're going to have to rescue them before they rescue us."

"I don't think anyone would take that bet." Ivy commented. "That being said, Red, you owe me 10. It only took me ten minutes to get them all down."

"How long did you say, BG?" Robin asked with interest.

"I said 20 minutes. I had a little faith in your team. It's gone now."

Robin cackled so loudly, it was a wonder that it didn't wake the team up.

Yeah, the betting thing just kind of... happened. I don't know where it came from. And I am aware I kinda cheated with the fight.

I need ideas people!

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