Part two is here! This will be the final part, and then I will move on to the Nordics. I have a weird obsession with Finland XD But that won't come til awhile, see, I have plot bunnies! And that other story. See, I want to write something. . . Serious. Since all I have written has been crazy, you may think it would be impossible for me to pull it off well. And, maybe it is! But I will try. . . Sometime. Enough blabbering, and on to the story!
"FOOLS!" Excalibur said.
"Why is he so mean~?" Italy pouted to Germany and Japan, who both looked like they were about to throw up.
"FOOL! One cannot be 'mean!'" Excalibur said.
"I'm suffering from a migrain. . . What the hell do you want from us?! I brought some potatoes, just take them and leave us alone!" Germany said, on the verge of tears. Yes, Germany said that.
"FOOL! Never put carrots in my meals! That is provision number two hundred seventy eight!" Excalibur said.
"But those were potatoes. . ." Japan said.
"I enjoy your presense! I shall reward you with a song!" Excalibur exclaimed, completely ignoring Japan.
"OH GAWD NO." Everyone said in defeat.
"Excalibur! Excalibur! From the United K! I'm looking for heavan, I'm going to California!" Excalibur sang while hopping around. "Excalibur! Excalibur! EXCALIBUR!" Then he did a cool pose.
"So he's all England's fault. . . Boy, am I gonna teach that guy a lesson!" Germany gritted through his teeth, holding up his fist.
"Mr. Germany calm down!" Japan said. Then he had an idea. He grabbed Excalibur, and plunged him into the ground, turning him back into a sword.
"What? Aren't you going to become my meister?" Excalibur asked.
"NO WAY." Italy replied back.
And so they walked out of the cavern of Excalibur, and later they would have a "talk" with England and America.
The end! Maybe. . . Just maybe. . . I can make the little "talk" a story. Hee hee hee. . . Anyways, hope you liked it! Next to see Excalibur: the Nordics!