IT IS FINALLY HERE! AFTER SO MUCH TIME! I'm sorry, I am very busy! But enjoy!
The next world meeting was at America's house. Just as planned. How was it planned, you may ask?
"No! It can't be at this Canada guy's house! It has to be at America's!"
"Ve~ But aren't they the same?"
"No, or at reast I don't think so. . ."
"Japan~ Isn't Election Day coming up at America's house?"
"Erection day? Yes, it's coming up. . ."
"JAPAN!"
"GUYS!" America's boss yelled at the German, Italian, and Japanese nations, silencing them. "Why do you want it in America so badly?!"
"E-etto. . ." Japan glanced at his fellow nations for help.
"We would like to go sight seeing!" Germany said quickly. "We've always wanted to see Florida! Right?"
"Hai!"
"Si!"
America's boss pondered on this for a little. "But it is Election Day soon. . . I guess I might be able to arrange it. It isn't a good idea to let Alfred vote for his own leader."
"Ve~! We get to go Florida on Erection Day, as Japan calls it!" Italy said cheerfully.
"Yay!" Japan said in agreement. But they weren't just glad about going to Florida on Erection Day, oh no. They were glad about getting revenge on America for Excalibur. . . On Erection Day.
"I guess that's good." Germany said.
America's boss just looked at them worriedly.
And so the next world meeting was in Florida. On Erection Day.
America seemed bummed about not being able to vote. On Erection Day. Still, he freely gave out his awesome opinions!
That was the first thing that the Axis Powers used against him.
All the attention was at America while he was giving out his idea.
"So dudes we should totally like build a giant blimp and make it rain hamburgers on the land of Narnia and make Russia wear a ballerina outfit thing while China totally-"
He was cut off. Cut off by his ears. No, he still had ears, but they were quite different from before.
America had the ears of a cat! And guess which member of the Axis Powers did this!
. . . Done yet?
GERMANY! No, I'm only kidding, it was Japan. And boy, he sure wasn't done yet!
So, you know how yaoi fangirls love cat ears? Guess what that attracted? YAOI FANGIRLS! And the occasional mime. Why the occasional mime came, not even the author knows.
""FUCK WITH ENGLAND!"
"NO, CHINA!"
"NO, HIM AND CANADA ARE PERFECT!"
Everyone stared at the fangirl who had just shouted that.
"Who?"
Then they countinued arguing over who would be best. Hungary even joined in with them! "I personally prefer America with England, but him and Canada are good, too. Now, when it comes to lemons I do like. . ."
And the conversation of yaoi fangirls while America had cat ears countinued while America refused to speak the rest of the meeting.
And, sadly for America, the Axis Powers had more plans to come for him. In Florida. On Erection Day.
Hope you liked this! This turned into more of a crackfic XD But hey, it's getting revenge for Excalibur, and who wouldn't go to all those lengths for it? Thanks for reading! Reviews and suggestions are appreciated! :)