AN: Well I haven't really been updating this a lot because…well last time I checked one person was reading this fanfic. But I figured I'd give it one more shot before I officially give up on this fanfic.

So welcome to the next match in Anime Fight Club:

The Merc with the Mouth

vs

The Number One Hyperactive Knucklehead Ninja

(Also the after each fight will come a small explanation on why someone won)

Deadpool vs Naruto

(Comic Book Deadpool vs Shippuden Naruto)

Naruto was walking by to see if there was a mission for him when a man in a red and black costume was leaning on a wall. "Tag, you're it" Deadpool said taking out a handheld and shot Naruto. "Yeah, fanfic ended early: Deadpool put his hands in the air, "Deadpool wi-…"

Naruto then appeared in front of Deadpool in his nine tailed chakra mode. "You hit a clone of mine" Naruto said, "I have an ability that senses hostile intent, I knew you were waiting for me.

"Cool story, bro" Deadpool said uninterested then pulled out his guns and shot Naruto but Naruto disappeared in a flash of light and appeared behind Deadpool with a readied Rasengan. Deadpool teleported behind and stabbed him in the chest, "U Mad, Bro…yeah I needed to complete the reference." Deadpool pulled his blade out of Naruto's chest, "You should have that looked at" Deadpool said, "I recommend Weapon X, they do wonders…okay they make you crazy but you know, you'll be less….chest holey."

Naruto turned and used another Rasengan on Deadpool's face and sent Deadpool flying.

Suddenly Deadpool teleported behind Naruto and kicked him, sending him to the ground. "Time to pop a cap in a cracka's ass" Deadpool joked while pointing his gun at Naruto, "Or whatever race you are, Japanese? Eh I don't care." He shot Naruto in the leg, causing Naruto to shout in pain. Deadpool pointed his gun at Naruto's head but an arm came out of Naruto and Odama Rasengan'd Deadpool. Again Deadpool was sent being sent flying, Deadpool got up and reloaded with Naruto making a hand sign and made 100 clones, "super great ball rasengan barrage!"

"Super awesome gun shooting powers" Deadpool said shooting all the clones. However the clones exploded. Deadpool was caught in the explosion and after the smoke cleared he was seen with burn marks and deep wounds, parts of his costume burnt. Naruto smirked, "You should get that checked." Deadpool's wounds then healed causing Naruto to gasp, "You healed so fast, do you have-."

"A comic book series, yes" he said. Naruto had a sweat dropped but didn't question this strange, strange man. "Hey you wanna see my Oprah impression?" He pulled out several grenades, "You get a grenade, you get a grenade, everyone gets a grenade!" He teleported and threw all the bombs at Naruto but luckily Naruto reacted fast enough to jump above all of them, "Maybe you'd like to see my ultimate technique" He landed and a puff of smoke appeared around him, "Harem Jusu." Several of Naruto's "Sexy forms" appeared.

Deadpool scoffed, "Dude, I own a computer. I've seen better."

"Well does your porn have explosions" Naruto asked sweetly.

"Yes" Deadpool said bluntly.

Naurto stood speechless before exploding. Once again Deadpool was sent flying but stood up, "Not how I expected to win but I'll take it. Deadpool Wi-."

"Rasengan" Naruto yelled.

"That's not what I was going to say" Deadpool said teleporting behind Naruto and grabbed Naruto's wrist and bent his arm to his back, "And now I forgot what I was going to say. If I wasn't sent to kill you I'd kill you." Naruto grew another that formed another Rasengan. "Aw fu-" was all Deadpool could say before getting Rasengan'd in the face. "Okay time to get serious..." Deadpool said getting up again but then started laughing, "I couldn't keep a straight face. Anyway…" He teleported in the air and pointed his swords down at him, "Here's a fuck you from Sir Isaac Newton." He started coming down at Naruto. However Naruto just side step the attack, causing the swords to sink in the ground and getting stuck. "Come one" Deadpool complained, "Do you know how many people are gonna complain that I didn't use my swords enough?"

"Would you shut up" Naruto yelled before throwing a punch at Deadpool. Deadpool caught the punch and punched back. Naruto was hit but then countered by punching him with all four fists. Deadpool was sent through a building…in fact he was sent through Naruto's favorite ramn shop. Naruto gasp and put his hands to his head, "Get out, get out, get out! I'll kill you!" Deadpool walked out and scoffed, 'I didn't do anything to it." The building then exploded, "Now I did!" Naruto growled angrily

Deadpool put his hand out to for Naruto to calm down, "relax, this pink haired girl took most of the explosion."

Naruto roared, "Sakura, you killed her and you think nothing of it! I'll kill you!"

Deadpool shrugged and went "Eh."

Tailed beast bomb!" Naurto yelled using his strongest attack. Deadpool looked at the attack and said, "Sufferin succotash!" Deadpool was engulfed by the attack.

Naruto knelt down and panted, "I did it...Sakura?" He saw her body in the wreck of the shop, she was injured but okay. Naruto smiled, "Sakura! Your okay." Sakura gave a thumbs and got up painfully, "I had barely anytime to react."

Naruto laughed, "I should have known you wouldn't have died, you've faced worst." Naruto fell down, "He was tough, but not though enough."

"It's Game Over" Deadpool said teleporting behind Naruto, "And you're all out of Continues. And don't even try to put more tokens in, the machines out of order." Naruto gasped, "No." He used too much energy, he couldn't move. Deadpool fired a bullet in Naruto's head, the gun shot echoed dramatically. Deadpool then fired three more, "Just to make sure. Now I can finally saw." He put his arms in the air, "Deadpool Wins!"

What he said

AN: Well like I said in the beginning, I'll explain why DP won.

Equipment: This wasn't close, all Naruto had was kuneies and shurikens while Deadpool had guns, swords, and grenades.

Advantage: Deadpool

Strategies/Planning: Naruto is know for think on his feet and coming up with plans against his enemies (despite not being the smartest) and he adapts quickly. Deadpool is unpredictable, in every sense. So even though Naruto could have planned something, he couldn't know what Deadpool was really going to do so he couldn't do a fool proof plan.

Advantage: Deadpool

Powers/Abilities: Naurto has a large supply of powers, from clones, transformations, Rasengans, a good healing factor and more. His chakra also could be used in several ways. Deadpool's power, he can't die. Well, more that his healing factor was more extreme then Naruto's. Even though Naruto has more powers, in the end nothing he did would officially kill Deadpool.

Advantage: Deadpool

Training: I was unsure about this one, though. In some comics, it stated Deadpool (Wade Wilson really) was trained as a child and other versions he was trained as an adult by Weapon X. Either way I thought compared to Naruto's training, he was trained as a child and continues today, he was trained harder and tougher then Deadpool. In the end, Naruto seemed more trained.

Advantage: Naruto

This was my logic with the fight, I thought Naruto could have gave Deadpool a run for his money but would be outclassed in several ways.

Now since this wasn't used for other fights, I will do the same format for the other two fights.

Domon vs Simon (Burning Gundam vs Gurren Lagan)

Strategies/Planning: I had to give this to Domon, even though he's been shown to rush in with an attack I've seen him wait and think this through. Simon I've never seen do that and most times just rushes in.

Advantage: Domon

Equipment: This one was another easy one. Domon's Gundam has a beam sword and the Vulcan guns and the Vulcan guns never work or at least never really do anything effectively. Simon has drills, and uses them in different ways, giving him an unpredictable factor and more ranges of attacks.

Advantage: Simon

Powers/Abilities: I had a hard time on this one, as technically nether have "powers". They have basically the same powers, with the more passionate they are the stronger they get.

Advantage: Tie

Training: This broke what seemed to be an even battle. Simon has never been tried, he's fought a lot and was "raised'' by Kamina but never really trained. Domon was trained by Master Asia, one of the best Gundam fighters. He was trained as a boy under a strong and hard training instructor. Hell in the series, he punted a building without his gundam (he had help with Master Asia but still). Domon has shown many times on how fast and strong he can be, so in both strength and speed Domon outclassed Simon.

Advantage: Domon

So even though they were equals in many ways, Domon came out in the end because of his endurance, speed, planning and power, Domon win but not too easily mind you.

Superman vs Goku

My format was useless in this, both tied a lot of times. The deciding factor was endurance. Yes one could argue that Goku was trained more so he sould have more endurance but I looked at it as Goku needs Ki to use stronger moves and once that's depleted he starts to run on empty. Superman doesn't have the same thing, he just has his body to worry about tiring out. So with this being the only thing Supes had over Goku, he won.

Well thanks for those that read this, hopfully more people will read this so I can make another. If you have a reqest I'll think about it and decide if I'll do it or not.

Until next time =D