Finally A Review
Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic the Hedgehog or Sega. If I did, I'd be rich and make better Sonic games. I only own my OCs.
Comet: Finally a we got some dares.
Mia: It must be rare for people to search Sonic ToDs.
Tetis: Let's just get everyone here.
Comet: Alright.
(Comet wiggled his fingers, and all of the characters mentioned in chapter 1 fell in the room.)
Shadow: What the *beep* was that for?
Comet: It was for over using *beep*.
Jayden: Let's go already!
Comet: Fine, sheesh. First of all.
(Comet wiggled his fingers again, and awesomeman13 appeared right next to him.)
Awesomeman13: Thanks for letting me co-host, Comet.
Comet: Your welcome. Now, the dares. Mia, would you kindly read them.
Mia: With pleasure. Okay, the first and only set of dares for this chapter is from The World type BETA.
sonic:get a big glass jar then put everyone's piss on it(along with some blood and poisonous, acidic venom for good measure). then smash it on either eggman, shadow or scourge's doorstep in hopes that they will slip on the gross mixture and get impaled on the sharp glass fragments.(see? being evil is easy, if you're creative. ;) )shadow:here's a full set of firearms(fully loaded and powered up!), a motorbike mounted with a laser SMG, a tank, and 7 chaos emeralds. do the first thing that comes to your mind..(hint:it's super shadow-powered tank rampage)amy:i'm locking you in a room...with sonic. do whatever you want...;Dtails:i'm creating a live clone of cosmo for you. you're welcome~cream:i dare you to google "sonic the hedgehog rule 34".knuckles:i'm 100% sure you have been dating the master emerald, or worse, bring it to bed with you, if you know what i mean. so admit that shit, now! or do i have to bring furry(because yaoi ones ain't allowed here)fangirls into the mix?tails(again):have you ever thought about outfitting/upgrading the tornado with, oh, i don't know, NUCLEAR MISSILES? come on, don't you want to brutally overki-erm, i mean "dealing with" eggman once and for all?everyone: watch this... .com/watch?v=YKjb0KsGDKUeggman: PINGAS! .com/watch?v=LyM1UGD8sqMsonic: LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE .com/watch?v=6PL-RwTDla4 now say "loyfe cycle" repeatedly like : .com/ and.. .com/ next.. .com/watch?v=TJtEsKTC8pY&feature=related also.. .com/watch?v=_YvyXu7coXA MOAR! .com/watch?v=P-SamlxVgnc again! /games/the-house/ ahahaha! . heeheehee! .com/watch?v=rK0bgNk_HFo HEHAHAHA! .com/watch?v=7iFXyLah2oQ&feature=fvwrel the scariness continues! . gAhAhAAhAhhAAha! .com/art/Tails-Doll-79228090?offset=50comments BWOARWOARHARHAR /Creepypasta/Awesome_Creepypasta RRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRR .com/files/-_ icing on the. BLOODY. CAKE!11!1!one!1! .com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4finally, here's a big box of cats, birds and rabbits (don't worry;there's sufficient food and air holes.) do whatever you all want with it.
Sonic: Wow. That's a lot.
Comet: Sonic's dare will be done after the show. So onto Shadow's dare.
Shadow: Hmmm. (Laughs menacingly.)
(Shadow tranforms. Then, he puts the laser on the tank and takes the tank into space. He fires a couple of Chaos Spears in the laser and charges it.)
Shadow: IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAH! (fires)
Comet: WHAT THE FU-DOOOoooh!
Shadow: MWAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tetis and Knuckle: Wow. Didn't see that coming.
(Tetis wiggles his fingers and brings Comet back to life.)
Comet: Okay. After that incident, now for Amy's dare. Locking her in the closet with Sonic.
Sonic: WHAT!
Amy: YAY! (drags Sonic to the closet)
(We hear a zipper and some moaning. Then a thud.)
Sonic: (comes out with a dead Amy body) What, it was an emergency.
Comet: … Well, then. (wiggles his fingers and brings Amy back to life) Okay, next. … Tails, guess what. Your girlfriend is coming back.
Tails: Who?
(Cosmo walks into the room)
Cosmo: Hi Tails.
Tails: Cosmo! (runs up to her, hugs her, then starts crying) I'm so happy to see you again.
Awesomeman13: Even she is a clone of the real Cosmo, she has the memory of the original.
Tails: Thanks The World type BETA.
Cosmo: Kiss me, fox boy. (kisses Tails full on the lips)\
Comet: Okay, while they are doing that. Time for the next dare. Cream, you have to … what the *beep*. Cream has to google "sonic the hedgehog rule 34. The World type BETA, you are sick in the head. But, we have to do it.
Awesomeman13: Cream is already on the computer.
Cream: (stares at the pictures)
(4 hours later)
Cream: Aaaah!
Comet: Okay, I expected her to run away. I didn't expect that she would play with herself. Okay, next dare. Knuckles your answer to the question above.
Knux: … Okay! It's ture, I have been doing those things with the Master Emerald! It is my one and only love.
Rouge: Wow. That is really sad … and disgusting. I'm not gonna touch that Emerald anymore.
Comet: Okay, now, Tails, your answer to your question.
Tails: (stops making out with Cosmo) I don't have the money to get the missiles, and I know the Shadow won't let me borrow his.
Shadow: *beep* yeah your right.
Comet: … Wow. Selfish much.
Shadow: Shut the *beep* up.
Simon: Now, for the next dare. We all have to watch this video at .com/watch?v=YKjb0KsGDKU.
(couple of minutes later)
Sonic and Shadow: What … the … *beeeeeeeeeep*!
Silver and Blaze: I think it was pretty cute.
Awesomeman13: Okay, next dare Eggman has to watch this video at .com/watch?v=LyM1UGD8sqM.
(4 seconds later)
Egghead: Wow, I said that. That's weird. I didn't even catch myself saying that.
Jayden: Now, next dare. Sonic has to watch a video at .com/watch?v=6PL-RwTDla4 and then say LOYFE CYCLE repeatedly.
(50 seconds later)
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Comet: Thank God, he stopped. Now, the next dare, I can't read too well. So we'll do that dare in the next chapter. Now, goodbye. Send in some more dares.
Sonic: I'm gonna go do that dare.
Comet: Okay makes everyone disapear.
Sonic: (at Eggman's house with a glass jug of everything mentioned up top in it. Throws the jug on the ground. The jug shatters and Sonic runs to hide in a bush and pulls out a camera.)
Eggman: (Walks up to his doorstep and slips in the mixture) AAAAAAHHHH! (gets impaled with pieces of glass and lies there dead)
Tails Doll: (floats up to the dead body and steals Eggman's soul) Can you feel the sunshine? (teleports away)
Okay, now that the second chapter is up, I hope that you people who are reading this will put more reviews. Well, adios, for now. Don't forget to review!