Hey stranger, I mean Chandler...
First of all I get it. I mean your sarcasm, but maybe you could invent that Chandler-font earlier so that more people understand what you mean? And what would it even look like? You have your work cut out for it.
Do you really think I think that you're funny? Wait, don't get upset because I laughed very loud when I read your message, so I am the Girl Who Thinks I Am Funny aka Monica Geller. Now you know my real name and can Google me. (And you said you're not a creep, even though I know you are doing it now!)
I'm 26 and yes I am single. I just got out of a relationship and now my friend (and roommate) Rachel singed me into a chatroom because she thinks I have to meet somebody new. She thinks my only chance is the internet because I don't want to go out... oh god quit whining Monica you'll scare him... oh nooo I'm talking about myself in third person. Please don't think I'm weird. I'm not, really! It's just the first time I'm chatting with someone I don't know. So you're right I didn't normally go on chatrooms.
Maybe it's time to start telling you stuff about me. I'm Monica and I'm 26 years old but (Yes I know I said this already). I'm a chef at a resturant in Greenwich Village. I love to cook especially for my friends and my brother. So, now you know where I'm from and what I do.
I think that's all for now. I have to go to work and I'm already a bit late but I really wanted to answer you before I go.
Oh I almost forgot my 3 questions:
1. How old are you?
2. What's your job? and...
3. Do you have any hobbies?
Monica xo