Hey, Monica.

Most people I meet say I am funny, but I guess on email I just come of as awkward. :( It's nice to know your real name and place. I am being serious when I tell you I am still not a pervert. Honest. Even though I just Googled you. How did you know I would do it? *blush* Don't judge me! By the way your restraunt is amazing, reading the great reviews you got online I realized I have eaten there a million times. It's my favourite restraunt. And I am not just saying that. I love your food! Okay, time to answer your questions.

1. I am 27 years old. Good god, I'm old...

2. I do Statistical Analysis and Data Reconfiguration. I mean, I uh.. tame lions.

3. Hobbies would be, annoying my friends, and wallowng in self pity with the fact that no woman in the area would ever date me, never mind put up with me. 3 more questions for you, and then you can send another 3 to me!

1. Where abouts in NY do you live? I know you said Greenwich Village and I am close to there.

2. Do you have a sense of humour? Please god say you do.

3. Do you like me?

Sorry about the last question. I mean... As a friend. My room-mate saw me typing and came over and read over my shoulder. He is so nosy. Today I hid his favourite shirt. By the way, I added that bit on the end because he was still reading my private email to you and it worked because now he is frantically searching for his 'lucky' shirt. He has an audition. He is now punching me to try to force me to get up.

Okay I'm back from finding his shirt. He punched me really hard and hurt my shoulder. It hurts to move kit. No i'm not a wimp, he is just really strong. He has a lot of muscles. Maybe you should be talking to him and not me... I know this is kinda against the rules but what is your worst fear? I have two. One is of moths. Okay stop laughing! Those guys are EVIL. The reason I brought it up is because there is one in the kitchen, it's huge. And my room-mate wont find it because I hid his shirt. Damn. And now I have lost it. Great, if it's not dead it's going to eat me in my sleep and if it is dead then it's parents are going to eat me in my sleep. Great.

Reply before I get eaten,

Chandler. xx (Oh by the way, I noticed you added kisses and hugs on your email. I'm not a kissy-typy kind of guy but I did it for you.)