The Hive: A Beginning to The Colony
There will be swearing, nudity, violence, and there may be slightly disturbing parts.
Disclaimer: I do not own either Naruto or Aliens/AvP.
Chapter 4: The funs of Male Pregnancy… Part 1
Last Time
Entry Thirty-Two Continued,
The egg that I choose struck me as being weird, when I looked at him with my doujutsu it was different than the others. I wonder how it will be when it is born, will it be like my little Queen or something completely different? I'm so anxious, and kind of freaking out I mean I'm about to birth my own Grandchild! That's weird and wrong on so many levels! Another thing that was me worried is how painful will it be this time? I mean last time I almost died, but this time I'm not completely human and I am tougher than normal humans. Also will my new bone structure be harder to break out of? Does that mean it will be even more painful than last time? Man thinking like that any longer will give me nightmares! So lets look on the bright side of all of this, Kyuubi said that I can take a break from training while I am carrying this baby… That even looks wrong on paper! But, right no panicking! Ah, I think it will be better to go to bed now, staying awake any longer will definitely make me worry too much…./u/p
Now
Yawning Naruto made his way into the egg room to check on his little Queen, "Hey Koutaigou-chan, how are you holding up!"He asked as he took in the new row of eggs that were lined up neatly behind the first.
~Laying eggs is hard work, and I am unaccustomed to staying still while awake.~ She said as she shifted restlessly.
"I completely know what you're saying, doing nothing for too long makes me antsy. I'll try to bring you something to do so that you aren't so bored." The blond said, moving forwards he lightly caressed his daughter's head. "I'll be back after I go to the academy." He murmured reassuringly.
"Don't forget to eat something, I have a feeling this child will take longer to be born than the Queen. You will definitely be feeling drained because of it, I can already feel it feeding on your chakra and nutrients." Kyuubi warned as the blonde left the cave systems. "It might also be better for both of you if you eat as much raw meat as you can, only eat cooked food when your human instructor or the Hokage take you to that ramen stand that you like so much."
'Okay.' Naruto sighed as he quickly caught himself something light to eat.
Hurrying to finish his meal he rushed off not really wanting to be late for the academy.
"Careful Naruto, don't overexert yourself. You are in a delicate condition and stress is not good for the baby!" The fox barked out.
'Are you going to be nagging me all day?' The blond asked as he made his way to his seat.
"Alright quiet down, the lesson is about to begin." Iruka said as he walked into the room a few minutes later. "Naruto I would like to see you after class please." He said sternly as his chocolate brown eyes met with cerulean.
"Yes sensei." He groaned out, ignoring the snickering that came from the class.
'Stupid little childish bastards!' He though grumpily as he rested his head on the table. 'I mean what have I ever done to them!' He thought feeling rage bubble just underneath his skin.
"And so it begins!" The Kitsune said with an evil chuckle that easily snapped the whiskered boy out of his murderous thoughts.
'What are you talking about?' Naruto wondered completely forgetting about his anger.
"Oh you know mood swings, weird cravings, morning sickness. The usual pregnant person behavior, this shall be amusing to me. Also after you start showing you can't leave the cave systems so I would suggest storing some food down there."
The thought of those symptoms pledging him horrified him, he felt his stomach roll as nausea hit him hard.
"Iruka-sensei, may I go to the bathroom please?" He asked raising his hand at the same time.
He must have looked as sick as he felt because the refusal that he knew was at the tip of the chuunin's tongue died away and the tanned man nodded his consent. The blond couldn't have been out of his seat faster even if it were on fire. It took even his own brain a while to comprehend what happened, one minute he was still in the class room looking into the worried eyes of his teacher then the next he was bent over the toilet spewing his guts out. Or at least that is what it looked like with all of the blood and pieces of flesh that was rushing out of his mouth.
"I welcome you Kit, to hell!"
Entry Thirty-Three
I. Absolutely. Hate. This! I have been pregnant for only one full day and already I can't stand it! I have had morning sickness, which by the way doesn't only happen in the morning like the name would lead you to believe, four times already! And please don't get me started on my eating, this is like the fifth chocolate covered raw deer that I have eaten in the past three hours. To top that all off I nearly burst out into tears when Iruka scolded me after the academy let out, all he really said was "I am disappointed in you for missing so many classes" and I nearly started blubbering like a baby! I'm exhausted like I have been doing intense training for a full week straight without food or rest.
To make matters worse, around lunch time this dull aching started up. Kyuubi said that on top of the thing leaching nutrients and chakra from me he is eating me from the inside out. Isn't that just fun. Hopefully I will only have to endure this for four days like I did with Koutaigou, or better yet make that two I was at least unconscious for the duration of my little Queen's term.
Not doing any training for the whole day was really weird, though on the other hand I felt so tired after a while that I couldn't really bother to complain too much. On the flip side, with less training to do I guess I can spend more time studying my little Queen and documenting the changes I discover… I'm starting to become quiet the little scientist aren't I, I honestly can't tell if that's a good thing or not…
Entry Thirty-Four
Chocolate sauce, whipped cream, giant leech and bacon is actually not as disgusting as it sounds… Kyuubi is having a field day, he keeps making fun of me! My eating habits are not weird, and I am not acting like some lunatic hormonal female out for blood and cute puppies thank you very much!
I haven't puked once today, it's a miracle!
Today in school we had a test that I know I completely bombed, I mean I answered one of the questions Waffles… In acting stupid can one really become stupid? Because at the time the answer made perfect sense to me…
Anyway, I have found that doing nothing is more exhausting then training is. And I am so bored what else can I do besides eat, sleep and read! At least my little Queen has laying eggs to keep her busy, what can I do? Other than watch… I tried that for about two minutes before I got crept out!
She has been a very busy girl, already there are about five dozen eggs lain about around her. I wish that my chakra control wasn't so weird right now cause I would like to observe them with my newly discovered doujutsu.
Well I think I will go to sleep now I'm tired again…
Entry Thirty-Five
Today's specialty consist of pizza topped with miso ramen, fish guts, cat nip and strawberry sauce it was so delicious that I ate like six of them within the past hour…
Oh remember how yesterday I didn't have morning sickness? Well it came back with a vengeance, and most of my day was spent spewing this black acid stuff that was slowly burning its way through the stone floors of one of the caves with each time I was sick.
Oh we found out something about the Queen today. That egg sack thing is retractable… or something like that. It turned into chakra particles and kind of absorbed back into her body… or something like that… I actually don't know how it happened, I was too busy freaking out about getting eaten by a giant snake. Anyway Koutaigou felt my panic and came to my rescue, I have such an amazing daughter! She really makes her papa proud!
Though I had to listen to a really long lecture/rant from Kyuubi about how absolutely pathetic I acted back there and how I was a complete disgrace. That kind of hurt a bit but what can I say, I panicked my chakra control has gone to shit, seriously even my senses have reverted back to humanly dull, and for some reason I completely forgot about my acidic blood… don't ask me how I managed to do that, I still blame the panic and my hormones, which are all whacky from the pregnancy…
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Naruto's eyes fluttered open, taking in the absolute stillness of his cave. Sitting up in confusion, the blonde grumbled to himself as he wondered what woke him up.
"Kit get back to sleep, you need all of the energy that you can get." Kyuubi mumbled tiredly from the back of his mind.
'I don't know what woke me…' The blond trailed off when he felt a brief fluttering in his chest.
"Relax its just the baby, it's probably feeling really cramped in your chest by now."
"Yeah," Naruto paused as the fluttering began again, not knowing how he should react to the strange feeling.
~You should get back to bed father.~ Koutaigou put in from her cave.
Just as the pregnant boy was about to comply a searing pain erupted from his chest and the fluttering evolved into full out wiggles.
"What's happening, is it time for the birth?" Naruto gasped out through the pain.
"No the baby is to underdeveloped to be born yet." The foxes voice was filled with panic.
~Then what is happening?~ the Queen asked at the same time as her father groaned out, "What do you mean?"
"Well this past week the baby's body has barely developed to the correct stage for it to come out. Instead its chakra core and coils have been developing. If it is born now it will die." Kyuubi said fear in his voice.
TBC
Well I hope at least one person finds this chapter as funny as I did while writing it! Seriously I sat in my room cackling madly as I typed away, my cats kept peeking from around the door looking at me like I'm crazy! I have to apologize about the shortness, I also can really say when the next chapter will be up my internet is out... I will also be splitting my time between this story and Mythic Beings.
OH YEAH, I had a reviewer a chapter or two back who asked what Koutaigou meant. The meaning is Queen Mother or Empress Dowager, though I'm going mostly with the first one!
I have a quick question for you all about Naruto's journal entries. Should I keep them or do people not like them? Originally I used them to take away massive time skips but if people are getting tired of reading them I can take them out…
Well I hope you enjoyed please R&R!