Mon,
I hope I'm not too late replying. I happen to have come down with something. I don't think it's serious, though...
It would be cool if we had already met. And a little freaky... I'm glad that my email put a smile on your face, and I hope this one does the same, even though now I am lying in bed, feeling sorry for myself. And my room-mate is not of help at all. Ugh. I'm sorry about the guest who wanted everything with a 2 in it... that sucks. Of course you can tell me about your day, and I am sorry it was shitty. Haha, Mr Bing. That made me laugh. And then gave me a head-ache, but I swear I don't mind. I'll be right back, I'm going to go put an ice-pack on my head.
Okay I'm back! I'm happy you Googled me too, it makes me feel less... Chandler. Oh god, my mother. My head-ache is back. Please tell me you don't read her books. The woman is my Everest. By the way, if you're wondering why I didn't just take an aspirin it's because I have issues. Not major issues, I just find it impossible to take pills. It's not natural! Don't judge me.
I didn't mean to call you old. Your not. :)
I know my job is boring. Don't be sorry, I'm the one who has to go there everyday, except today. Because i'm ill, so even though I am not being punished with work I am still being punished with this bug.
I hope I will find a woman... My room-mate says the right woman is just around the corner. I hope he means literally.
You're scared of vermin? Seriously? I suppose maybe I wouldn't be ill if our apartment was clean. I think my room-mate grows new species in his room. Don't mean to scare you!
I did try to kill the moth. It escaped but I could still hear its flappy wings. *shudder* Oh my god! The moth gave me this illness! It was its last revenge! Ugh.
Animals dressed like humans? Okay then. For Christmas you are getting a dog in jeans and a t-shirt. With sunglasses!
I'll answer your questions now.
1) My lifetime dream is... you'll laugh. Okay, I don't want a good job or to be filthy rich. I want a family. And a good wife. And a nice house. That would be the best. You know them perfect families in movies that you envy? That's what I want. I told you, your now laughing.
2) I hate reading. I think it has something to do with my mother's 'adventurous' books.
3) Yes, your odd. But you're a good kind of odd.
Your 3 questions:
1) Why do you bother with me? Am I not annoying you?
2) Will you be my nurse? Haha
3) What do you look for in a man?
No, I'm not eaten. But I am infected. Stay back! I'm gonna try to get some sleep, my head hurts again. But it was worth it to email you back.
Chandler. (Sorry about the kissy kind of guy thing, I will feel more comfortable when we are better friends. And also I am just awkward in general.)