Hey Chandler
like it that you called me Mon, maybe the next time I call you...mmmh... Chan.
I was really worried that this huge moth (don't mean to scare you but maybe it's genetically modified) had eaten you. Honestly, every time I had the chance to I checked my mail. So, I was really relieved when I got your mail today.
I hope you feel a bit better now or have you got worse?
You can calm down...at least a bit. I don't read your mothers books but my roommate does. Please don't freak out, I didn't tell her that you are the son of Nora Tyler Bing. I hope your headache isn't back.
I'm telling you a little secret about my roommate to cheer you up because you're not the only one with medical issues. She hates it when anyone comes near to her eyes. She even hates eye drops. Can you believe that? So I don't judge you.
I also have issues. Issues that makes my friends crazy. I'm almost obsessive neat. I can tell you that because you already said that you think I'm odd...here you have more proof.
Yeah, I'm scared of vermin, seriously. Most of all I hate midges. You know when you want to sleep and you hear that noise this...ssssssssss...and you know it's a midge. Then you turn the light on and there's no midge...so you turn the light out and the noise is back again. Hate that. Oh no, there is it. The noise is back...ouch! Don't laugh, I hurt myself while trying to kill this ugly creature.
I don't know why you thought I would laugh by telling me your lifetime dream. It's a beautiful dream and I have the same, except that I want to be head chef with my own kitchen. I hope one day this dream (family, good husband, nice house and head chef) will come true.
Here are my answers:
1) I'd bother with you because I think I like you. It feels right emailing you. So you're not annoying me in contrast, I'm really curious reading about you
2) If I'm your nurse? I think we don't know each other well enough
3) I don't know how to describe it..I mean what I'm looking for in a man. I think when I meet one I just know if it fits. His qualities just have to fit... Okay so I did really a lousy job in explaining it. But a few things a really important to me: humour, sensitivity and please no macho-type of men.
Your 3 questions:
1) Where do you live?
2) What do you look for in a woman?
3) What's your favourite dish?
Oh my roommate is coming so I'll stop now. She's so curious and I don't want that she's reading the emails I wrote to you. I want that this is a kind of special thing just between you and me.
Get well soon!
Bye Monica