Mon

Oh silly you. No need to apologize or anything. It's not like I nearly gave myself a concussion waiting for your email. Sorry to hear that your sick L I'm sick too. Slightly guess what? Do you want to hear something really embarrassing? I was freaking out, walking up and down, up and down, up and… you get the idea. And my room-mate looks over and says

"You're making me dizzy with that. What's bugging you?" and I'm like

"Nothing in particular." And he said

"It's Monica isn't it?" And I just looked at him. THEN he said "You are so in love with her." And I said

"No I'm not," and he STILL. WON'T. LET IT. GO. So that' why I am glad you wrote back. I don't have to pace anymore!

Starting to think this is more than an average cold. I have just been sick. Damn. At least that means no work on Monday! Anyway, That was me at Thanksgiving. Your brother insisted on taking me back to yours because I hate that stupid holiday, and everything about it. (Childhood issues) So I told him I was staying in my room all day, and he dragged me out anyway. But there is something you don't understand. You were not ugly. You were beautiful. So yeah, It was me at Thanksgiving, but it was not me in Central Perk. No way. No chance. That was some other guy. Okay fine it was me! D: I honestly didn't mean to spill coffee on you. I guess you were too hot for me to handle. Speaking of hot things, did the coffee burn you? If it did I apologize.

You act like a woman that is trying to control her boyfriend? I don't know why but when I read the word boyfriend I went all tingly. Your smarter, what does that mean?

The Geller Cup? Seriously? At least your family did things together, I guess..

Cleaning out rooms is a bit of a strange hobby. But you are a bit of a strange person so I am not all surprised.

Now, I shall shock you with my questions.

1) You told me you find your job boring. What do you want to do instead? What's your dream job? Um, excuse me. That was two questions in one. You're cheating! I should not have to divulge my secret answer! This is, I don't have a dream job. But it sure as hell wouldn't be a data processor, even though it kinda pays off, because I type really fast, so I can reply to you quicker.
2) If you had three wishes free - what would they be? I am not answering this question. Okay, now I am cheating. But I have reasons.

1) You'll laugh.

2) Its embarrassing.

3) You'll laugh more.

Back to your final question:

3) Do you like me? (I know it's a typical girly-question) Excuse me?! Typical girly question? Dude, I asked you that first! Now I'm insulted. And once again you have to be specific. I'm confused. Like as in, you're a nice person? In that case, yes, your awesome. Like as in… what my room-mate was talking about… Well, in that case… I gotta be somewhere… But seriously. What is this? Us? I need it explained. I am feeling something but I don't know what it is that I am feeling. My room-mate is sitting across from me in the kitchen (I am on the sofa) making a heart with his fingers. I'll take care of him…

Kay, so that ended badly. The man grabbed my laptop and read the last line. The bit about feelings. Now he is laughing at me L Sorry I broke the pact again, but he only read my embarrassing part. Woop. So, to sum it up, I just totally dodged your question :D Oh, I am clever. Hehe.

Man, I have not felt this bad since I was a kid and I had food poisoning. Oh god, what if I have food poisoning. That would be great. (Sarcasm, again. I hope you know me well enough so that you already knew that…)

Bye, Chan ;)